A microscopic Tardigrade (water bear), walking across a glass slide. Extremely resilient, they can survive decades without food or water and can survive in direct exposure to space.

Prime example here. You can dance like a cringey unc if your vibes are through the roof and it'll look cute instead of broke ass

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless

when i have 6 to 8 enemies coming by the house

Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way

Please enjoy this photo of our new kitten Bobby and our mostly confused dog Ralph

We just got into a cab. Vir Rawal , if you see this, we have your diploma

hmmm that’s weird. I’m at a rock show of a band I loved 20 years ago and most of the audience is gray-haired or bald. yet I am in the bloom of youth and very cool. something to monitor.

They’re saying 3 mutually incompatible things about the tariffs: 1) They are long term and will cause onshoring 2) They are long term and will raise revenue (which only happens in absence of onshoring) 3) They are a tactic to get others to lower tariffs (and therefore aren’t long term)

Find out if you’re one of the voters that republicans think should be tossed out from 2024’s election: thegriffinlist.com

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

The world would be a better place if there were more people like this store owner.

Oh man, the economy is where I keep all my stuff

Who Knew Reading Was SO Dangerous? THIS happened when a Monsieur Oufle got too involved in his demonology research! #FoldoutFriday #NewberryLibrary i-share-nby.primo.exlibrisgroup.com/permalink/01... Thanks @thewildbluesky.bsky.social for introducing me to this utter insanity of an 18th c. novel!

people will blame the media and they’re right and people will blame “the algorithm” and that may also be right but—there is nothing new or unusual about white women accepting bullshit that troubles them if it means they may get theirs

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This is an incredible thread about community and disaster relief and logistics and resilience

starbucks barista: order for cathy lou cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me