He's destroying our country. No doubt about it. Fuck him and fuck that. 🖕🍊 #meme #politics #political #satire #funny #funnybuttrue #Drumpf #Mango #corrupt #Liar #Lying #DumpsterFire #Trump

Stole

We shoulda had the astronauts give the speech and shot Trump into space

holy shit they are finally just actually saying "we do wars, not healthcare." I mean, WE'VE been pointing it out for decades, but to hear it casually said that yeah, we do wars and kill people and that's where our money goes, so we can't take care of our citizens. there's no bottom to this dig.

Justice is alive, and well.

I am adopted. Like many adoptees from my era and before, I have no information about my biological parents and access to my original birth certificate. This is my contribution to the birthright citizenship debate: www.liberalcurrents.com/adoption-bel...

This is Nessie and Millie. Neither of them ever really learned how to dig, but Millie is pretty sure it's like giving CPR. 12/10 no one tell her (TT: millieandazula)

I got a new job. I wrote about why I picked it. pbump.net

Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹

This!

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

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Here's my Op Ed related to EPA's efforts -not based on science- to repeal the Endangerment Finding on #climatechange www.yahoo.com/news/article... @maibached.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social @globalecoguy.bsky.social @katharinehayhoe.com @cchyale.bsky.social @climatechangepost.bsky.social

This is all too real. These days, satire is just news but in teaser format.

Oh, you're all so mad about a tattoo. Well, if Grant Platner had a QoS tattoo, I'll bet you'd change your minds! *checks for accuracy, deletes browser history to maintain a sense of bewildered innocence* Wow, that is a big thing.

Trump's biggest success was being able to trick Americans into thinking the oft-bankrupted, incompetent businessman was a success. That fiction was central to the wildly dishonest "The Apprentice." The real Trump boardroom was so shoddy they had to build the show's "boardroom" on a Long Island set.

Monday morning osprey... #photography #birdphotography #birds #nature

I'm a 10 and oh shit, gotta pay the property taxes tonight! No time for love, Dr Jones!

Holy shit! Someone's post reminded me that I grabbed this from FB. Check the Meta prompt below the images.

The call is coming from inside the house.

❌ Canada has not "criminalized the Bible" or made it illegal to publicly quote Scripture, contrary to social media posts' claims. The rumor misrepresents a bill that passed in the House of Commons but has not yet become law.

Mark those calendars: Sean Hannity predicts Iran war will end “no later than three weeks from today”

The week ending March 30, 1991, Australian rock group Divinyls earned US #OneHitWonder honors when their provocative new wave single “I Touch Myself” entered the US #Billboard #Top40 at #34. The single spent 12 weeks on the chart, peaking at #4. #Divinyls #ChrissyAmphlett #OneHitWondered #MusicSky

I wonder what James Carville would say about all of this if he were still alive. Here's to you, James. You were one of the ones.

Anyone remember McDonald's Hot Apple Pies? And the movie "American Pie"? Such an obvious tie-in! Sure, some people came away with a profound & gut-cramping disgust about fruit pies, in general, but the marketing was basically self-sustaining. What a missed opportunity.

"Hello, I am from the greater metropolitan Boston area - the south side, specifically." Folks, did that accent sound authentic? I'm thinking about trying out for a local theater production, and I really want to dazzle 'em.

I mean there it is.

There was a time when the government actually made corporations carry the burden, not families. We weren’t spending 5 hours in airport chaos while the president screamed ‘terrorism’ at Democrats. People slept better when problems weren’t dumped on us.👇

Me on social media vs me in the classroom

Melania Trump did this to the White House rose garden so her husband couldn't bury her there.

The truth of it.

I feel like someone with far more moral authority than me needs to say this, over and over: Trump entrusted the fate of the country, the world economy, and thousands of service members, to his wildly conflicted son-in-law and developer buddy, who reportedly didn't know fuckall that they were hearing

The White House has a new app. It has "upsell" in the code. It segments and tracks its users. It nukes consent and GDPR banners on other sites. In short, it behaves with the same level of implied trust you've come to expect from that government; like malware.

Does it work properly? No. Are the people making it acting in good faith? No. Have they ensured it can't be used maliciously? No. Does it make people's lives better? No. Will it make people's lives better? No. Is it profitable? No. Is it popular? No. Is it harmless? No. The argument for AI.

So many twats

A reminder that the UX Sky feed is AI free, and made entirely by a human

President Trump announces that the United States has developed bone spurs and can’t participate in the ground invasion after all, even though it really wants to.

there it is, all 7 continents

Wanting to colonize other planets instead of taking care of this one is Marscissism

mild take: we're watching silicon valley get very excited about their tools in the same way a guy with a huge wall of ryobi stuff thinks his collection is more important than what he does with the tools

Highly doubtful

Schools were not forcing kids to have transgender surgery. Babies were not being aborted after they were born. Migrants were not crossing the border to vote for Kamala Harris. Donald Trump is a pathological liar and, if you believed this shit, you are a pathological dumbass.

Start excommunicating some motherfuckers, Bob

Brooks Potteiger and Joshua Haymes pray for the death of Democratic candidate James Talarico showing off their Christian values.

I was cursed to look at the transcript of Trump's remarks from Friday and, apparently, he's now saying that Democrats are "defunding the airports" so that "vicious criminal thugs, disgusting human beings...can come into our country." That's not how airports work. He just says shit randomly.