There really is a simple solution to migration. And its to be fucking normal about it and stop being a nationalist racist

Evergreen headline.

this song should've gotten a video

having a tweet idea in my head that i think is really funny posting it and then coming back to 3 likes in 10 hours from the moots who like everything i post

this is like chastity but for digital signage

I had a silly idea earlier.

i love being irreverent

Ok i promise last tomodachi post for today BUT LOOK HOW CUTE 😭

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main thing i don't like about falco's design is how small the eyes are. it's giving the original sonic design for the movie

ok that's enough of me sharing other people's opinions on this game instead of giving my own. if this is the fourth time they've made Star Fox 64 then you could say it's a Star Fox 67

I’m not afraid to reference or not reference

i ❤️ being a hater

wow the new star fox looks great!

THE MOST REMADE GAME IN HISTORY VS THE MOST REMADE GAME OF TODAY

the next mario game is going to give mario realistic human proportions

THAT AIN'T FALCO

oh god... nintendo hired that man

love the amazon reviews for this brand of potato chips that used to only be sold in prison

i bet if you're someone who loves goon face the great ace attorney 1 case 5 is like a field day for you

the four gays: nerds, bears, hunks, and ibs

"Maya, can you file the autopsy report for me? Thanks."

FLO announces new album, ‘Therapy At The Club.’ Out July 24th.

the stupid faggot situation is CRAZY

Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

exam → gym → library → home

looked at connections and thought i was having a stroke

it's so easy to take your favourite songs for granted. but sometimes you listen to them and it's like hearing them for the first time again

its #TurnSantaClausIntoSantaHeartlessTuesday. are you turning santa claus into santa heartless?

fyi it started this week!

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

I don't see how Bluesky can promote composable, decentralized moderation while banning users who use the features.

they're called cross sex hormones because people get mad at you for taking them

it's sort of funny how because minecraft was available during development from the very beginning that the people working on it now feel obligated to keep cramming more ideas in there at a steady rate forever

If you think about it, "Will you marry me?" is the ultimate engagement bait

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in 1997, "x.com" belonged to two guys named Dave and Rob and its slogan was "not nearly the worst place on the web!!!" web.archive.org/web/19970411...

"hinge.com" (1999) had info about hinges, and "threads.com" (mid 2000s) sold spools of threads! web.archive.org/web/19990208... web.archive.org/web/20070708...

in 2001, "doordash.com" was extremely NSFW porn site whereas "onlyfans.com" was an inoffensive hub for music fans web.archive.org/web/20010202... web.archive.org/web/20020628...

"openai.com" was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and "tiktok.com" was the quaint shared homepage of a couple as their relationship progressed from dating to married with a baby (2000). THREAD!!!

As a GP, I am not allowed to receive a pen or post-it note pad from a pharmaceutical company rep Govt banned them in case I was influenced to prescribe medications This should also be banned Influence is being bought in Govt Patients should influence not the healthy & wealthy

why the fuck is it so difficult to combine two PDFs oh my GOD

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"Blurry Night" - my oil painting

i literally can't stop thinking about this like she became such a joke she thought she ate so bad with that santa heartless line meanwhile oogie boogie just played in her face so nasty she is legitimately never beating the washed up fraud allegations like it was sooooo bad for her

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