Because every #bluesky timeline needs a yawning otter... 😅 Sound on... 😊

"I'll be your Unbreakable mount... ...in every universe!!"

Me, yesterday, a sports channel in my eyeline while at a dinner with most of my co-workers: “I get it’s a football thing, but Tight End University sounds like an all-male revue.”

After months of not writing or posting anything, I have a new kiribaku fic. I hope this finds whoever it needs to find. archiveofourown.org/works/66799447 #bakugoukatsuki #kirishimaeijirou

Here is help: The Trevor Project US LGBTQ: (866) 488-7386 US Suicide Prevention Lifeline: (800) 273-8255 LGBT US Hotline: (888) 843-4564 Trans Lifeline: (877) 565-8860 US Runaway Safeline: (800-786-2929) US Domestic Violence Hotline: (800) 799-7233 US Hotline 988 PLEASE REPOST, THANKS!!!

Congress? You awake?

Screaming into the void 🪶

My @effinbirds.com shirt speaks for me tonight

#zelda 🐰

nap date! #jayvik #jaycetalis #viktorarcane

Bar owner and her assistant

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CHONKY ALIEN 👽💚 me: yay alien is done!! my mint green chonk yarn is all used up!! me: ... me: why are they naked me: i must dress them up me 1 hour later, with no pattern, only pink yarn and a dream: ALIEN IN OVERALLS

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

⚠️ warning: he bites

...jim carrey killed it...

it's okay man. you can ^3^ around me bro. your =.= is safe with me dude. even your XD. yeah, your :B too. especially <_< and >->, can't forget about those. how could i forget T_T? its okay bro. i love you bro x3

"canon ruined x ship" "that reveal ruined x ship" "we can't ship it anymore" incorrect. stop being a coward 👁👁 it added ANGST. it added FLAVOR. it added COMPLEXITY. give me PAIN. give me REGRET. give me YEARNING. let them be MESSY. let them want what they cannot have. let them learn to love again.

saw this in a group im in and once again librarians are the fucking S tier class of what it is to be a good human

#sheith --- "I don't want to do this anymore." Shiro looks up from the report he's reading, coffee in one hand, pen in the other. Keith's across from him at their table, food in front of him, but attention elsewhere. "Don't want to do what anymore?" Shiro asks, heart a little bit in his throat.

another one I wanted to bring back this month, happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈

…oh my god. I’m drunk. High. And reminding them how much they love me.

Omg this was DELICIOUS

Good morning! 🪶

...Jayce...no come back...!!

Rainbow Riot! Happy Pride everyone!! #prideart #mhafanart #mha #kirishima #redriot #pride2025

Imagine feeling threatened by this 1900s vaudeville pinup level gimmick music artist She's just being a silly little guy It's sexy silly fun, have a little whimsy

Fluffy! Stay safe at the protests if you attend. Sending good brown witch vibes. ✨

*stares at the $5000 ER bill + $4000 biopsy* Fuck. I'm opening emergency commissions. My rate is $15/500 words. I'll write anything (except scat, piss, and underage). I'm pretty fucking desperate BUT if you live paycheck to paycheck, please don't feel obligated. We're (probably) going to be okay.

current vibe

PSA for everyone protesting this weekend, the moment you are in cuffs is the moment you need to COMPLETELY stop talking. Do not answer questions, do not volunteer details, don't even talk about the weather. Lawyer up asap and give them nothing. Stay safe y'all!

Part 7 Although what happened was strange, the two listened to the words of the wise tree and happily celebrated that moment with all the Koroks in the forest. After all, that night was unrepeatable. #zelink #リンゼル #TheLegendOfZelda #totk #botw #zelda

Another Friday putting other verified accounts to shame by including alt text on all of our images.

qrp with your header art! 🐈🐛

I coloured Krakenski Bakutopus #mermay #bakugo #hybrid #octopus #merman #katsuki #mha #bnha #merau

Part 5 Link finally said what had been on his mind all this time, but while he was speaking, the children of the forest were curiously eavesdropping... #zelink #リンゼル #TheLegendOfZelda #totk #botw #zelda

A little alternate ending thing for the ao3 animations i never posted 💗#jayvik #jaycetalis #viktorarcane #arcane

HOLY MOLY!! Only 25 more to go before I run the giveaway!! Remember: As soon as we hit 100 followers on the Kickstarter prelaunch, I'll be giving away a set of Hero's (berryheroic) KiriBaku fantasy AU plushies (Grade-A), but ONLY HERE! RT to help get word out! ❤️‍🔥 www.kickstarter.com/projects/whe...

Oh! It's finally june!!

In continuing to reshare commed stuff from the bird app… Have this Squad “photo set” by the incomparable @silverdragon545.bsky.social, featuring #kiribaku in my favorite Pride couples t-shirts. “We’re here. We’re queer. I have a brick.” “I’m the brick.” Cannot tell you how happy this makes me💕

I think I might edit this and add spicy bits before uploading it to AO3. 🤔😌

For all your legal witnessing, fish, bingo, tanning, laundry, and canoe rental needs

It was from THIS GUY! The attorney who thinks he's outted Marisa Tomei as a liar, it's the EXACT SAME SMUG EXPRESSION AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZE I AM WATCHING THE SEQUEL IN REAL LIFE. THE SEQUEL TO MY COUSIN VINNY AT THE DOLLAR STORE AN HOUR AGO! 18/

fistfight with god #aizawa

Time to post it again.

No, see, this is my emotional support two thousand words of exposition before I get to the sex part of this smutty one shot. What do you mean that some people can get titillated without knowing about the rich inner lives of these characters that are about to do the nasty? That doesn't sound right!

Skill issue. Just *be* the fandom.

I was thinking I wish I had the type of mental illness that made me productive at things instead of the type of mental illness that gives me executive dysfunction. And then I was like "oh yeah I made a sticker about that". 😂 If you're in the same boat and would like one: shop.breelundberg.com

Hey. Take a deep breath. Reminder that there's someone out there who cares about you. Alright, go back to enjoying what I can only assume is horny content.

We don't deserve her