god i miss desus and mero

Oh there’s this one movie on Tubi that is intergalactic ass.

And they always THINK they doing something smh

This is me right now after procrastinating all month.

“You shouldn’t take Tylenol.” - a heroin user

RFK Jr. saw 20 million lives saved by mRNA vaccines and thought, 'let's try the opposite!'

When I get my shit together I’m gonna circle back on this and express my life and admiration for the same thing lol

I hate bereavement when it’s someone close because I just be going through the waves of emotions

good. Fuck BetterHelp and all these techbro therapy start-ups who think they can do an Uber to mental health care providers, then pull the rug by replacing their gig worker therapists with LLMs trained on all the calls they record

I’m so mad the death of a friend is what needed to happen in order for everyone else to come together again. Like we’re all calling each other telling each we love them 😔

Never thought I made it to 34 but we here ❤️❤️❤️

Which goes for literally every book ever written. Eat the meat and spit out the bones.

*properly. Please follow that woman body cues and don’t be out here slurping wrong

I always said the 48 Laws of Power is a good book if you pick out the things you NEED as opposed to taking everything that’s in it lol

Hello friends!!!! So I was in the bounty in the county earlier this week and I need my blood pressure checked 🥴

Organization. I organized all my affairs and removed alot of bloatware in my life. It feels great to have order.

Summertime Depression is no joke 🥴

It’s too many of yall with the same Myra Monkhouse mugshot avi. Y’all better play rock paper scissors or something.

THE LAST BUTTON LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

I do in fact be chilling & I can in fact giggle you right outta them hanes

She’s about as unhinged as Xavier 🥴🥴🥴 lmao

the cat distribution system has chosen. congratulations!

If I hear about the Cat Distribution System ONE MORE TIME!!!!!

Summer is here. Get chu a summer romance. Go places, do stuff, be up under the air conditioner sipping prosecco nude and laughing with each other.

A little update? A cat randomly showed up at my house and I took her in. I named her Selene lol

To whom it may concern:

KevOnStage:

My two hot takes for the day: We're capable of caring about more than one thing at once. Some of us can multitask. -AND- We can't carry the weight of every crisis, every second, every day. It's impossible.

Hi friends?! I’m back? Kinda lmao

This is still egregious but congrats on the emails!!!

and then it hit me. rawdogging isn’t just a thing we do, it’s a way of life

I FOUND COMMUNITY!

Insane story

This blows me. Existence suffices. Labor should not be meritorious. Simply don’t hunt people.

Are we sure SAS isn’t being used like Kanye in 2020?

No kids, but u fix care for my niece and nephew for a few years full time when they were teens. I treated them like they were intelligent ppl. Had high expectations, but also offered support I.e tutoring. Speed them to experience natural consequences. Liberal with love and encouragement.

My communication skills are easily an 8 or 9. I communicate for a living. I subtracted 1 point for the impact of my ADHD 😅

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Some folks would do better off by just simply allowing others to do what works for them if it’s not actually harming anyone else and shutting the entire fuck up. Truly.

So my account on the other app got hijacked. Elon Musk is a fucking idiot 🥴

i’m asking this genuinely, is that what k.r.i.t wanted? he for sure deserves more flowers but i wonder if he wants that level of popularity.

If you put shrimp in potato salad PLEASE block me

PSA: As a parent, don't wait to tell your kids YOUR story. Life is short. They need all the lessons + history now.

I’m drunk & ✨yearning✨ right now 🥴 lol

Precisely!! Lmao

I’m 50/50 on this because that would require a stripper to be a muse for the night. I love the strippers but as an artist I have thoughts about the concept of muses lmao

Hey, whenever the creative juices start flowing you gotta tap in, don't matter where 🤷🏿‍♀️