So the big blue losers didn't convert on 3rd and 1 and punted it away on 4th and 1 and now the Lions have scored a TD. Pure trash.

Just saw a guy in the gym benching with 1 rubber 45 on his left and 1 iron 45 on his right ON THE SAME BAR. I almost called the cops

I normally work out after I get off but this shift just wore me out. Somebody tell me to take my ass to the gym.

Fucked that bitch husband so good he bought me a fur. They eventually divorced then I told her in front of everyone at a dinner. 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

Yep. Knew the day before I was gonna fuck both but had to decide which I'd spend the night with. Picked the one who cooked better.

Oh fo sho

I really didn't like her. But she always talked mad shit about me so I figured I'd turn her ass out and make her look stupid.

Maaaaaaaan. Sex on X used to be

I actually haven't. A few close calls but never fully caught

Most I've done is tied hands and blindfold.

Shiiiiiit. Sophomore year in college. Ran into a professor and he sure threw my back out

1st time caught me off guard cuz it was before ppl talked about it. But that nasty mf was innit

Strap game elite. Hold that rose on there too while I'm slow strokin into your soul

Til one of us passes out

Way too many to choose from but

Watching my partner enjoy themselves

Talk my shit

Missionary. Man or woman.

Sure am

With men: Feeling him slowly lose himself in me With women: Driving her every sense wild with a pleasure she's never dreamed of

Always hungry but stealthy and patient. And when I catch my prey every morsel is devoured.

Men: Arms and chest Women: Titties

Saved their asses and FUCKED my parlay 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

Naaaaaah. That's a bullshit call. I wanted the Lions to lose but I want to watch good football more. My favorite sport is officially dead.

Y'all would block me if you knew how much this man arouses me

Watching The Running Man. This movie would have been good with a real actor 🙄🙄🙄. And I'm mad asf they gave him such a fine ass black wife 😒😒😒

Jennifer Lopez

Calling people who hold you accountable without an lol at the end of the text toxic<<<<<<<<

Making sequels to trash ass movies should be an indictable offense.

What happens in Family Dollar before I get to the movie theater is really none of Regal's business

Should have been fired on the spot for that field goal decision yesterday. Useless

About damn time

This is the worst app ever. Marketed as an LGBTQ dating app but still manages to be full of weird straight men. And they charge you for every damn thing. 🙄🙄🙄 There be some fine ass women on there though 😮‍💨

Shoulda took the damn money 😒😒😒

Y'all keep saying dressing but dressing is made with cornbread and I don't like cornbread. So give me stuffing please.

What do y'all think? Should I cash out? I already made my money 7xs over but if I hold out I'll more than double this offer 🤔🤔🤔

Empty plate

Did...did that useless mothafucker just decline the penalty keep the field goal?!?!?!?

Ravens on the 1 and they have Hill run it in instead of Henry. 🤣🤣🤣 Aight bruh. You got it.

Cabbage

Literally put me to bed at 4am. Never letting it go

The whores are on spouting filth. Let me drop some scripture for the Lord's day.

I've had a variety of 3somes but never MFM. I'm just not built for it. But I'll watch the hell outta one though

Nonfuckinstop

That's forreal all I got to offer right now. My head and heart are not on the menu but these here skills and tricks that I got are available. Enter (or let me enter😈) at your own risk

Whew a thread🤌🏾

You heard her

Falling in love with good 🍆 and good 🐈 stay on my bingo card. The person can go though. Just leave the genitals

When I say use me I mean

Wuz good???