NOT NARY A TRUMP 2024 FLAG WAVING ON MY WAY TO WORK LMAOOOOOOOO WHERE YALL GO

started binging mad men during the snowstorm. been trying to get into this show since high school and now I’m finally invested. i hate all the characters, my type of show 🫠

this weekend storm being engineered to stim the economy and pause protesting is definitely a conspiracy theory i subscribe to

was proud of myself for not manic buying in preparation for the storm. only eating the food I already have in the crib. no juice. no sweets. no liquor. and then ol girl dropped by 🎈 i am not ok

i work in logistics — working with a company that is mandating that their employees drive in the midst of the biggest winter storm I’ve ever heard of is a clear indicator that I don’t need to be in the industry anymore.

considering we only have two weather balloons left, this storm is probably 10x worse than what they’re predicting 😂

first day of summer i might cry fr im so tired of this cold shit

i can’t share my 2016 photos, I suffered from brow blindness

please pass this along to someone who needs it! a UX job listing for THEEE astrology app

blocked it out, never happened

I’m ashamed to admit i just realized that kendrick line was about Joe Biden AND joe jackson . forgot all about ben the mouse lmaooooo

at this point im convinced the ingredients for the Iced Dubai at Starbucks are mocha, coffee, milk, and laxatives

me since 9/5/24

This year I plan to get finer. That’s my only goal.

got complimented on my form at the gym today

yesterday i saw a girl get on the lat pull machine BACKWARDS, please let me help youuuuu

nope and it’s not looking promising either

people tell you to move your body and tell you to get 10k+ steps a day but want to make you feel bad about doing an hour of cardio. stfu

Take note, America. yes we can

I lowkey wanna call out tomorrow ong

over the last few weeks, i realized i have a stick of deodorant in every purse, every bookbag, my gym bag, in my car door, in a pre-packed suitcase, one at my work desk, one in my bedroom and two in my bathroom. I fear i have a fear

i am so tired of looking cute shit up and it’s cult gaia. I NEED CULT GAIA MONEYYYYYYYYY

and for the last day of the year, I nearly quit my job 🫠 it’s definitely up for 2026

not washing your legs is already gross, but then you factor in the fact that you use part of your legs to sit on toilets. and if you’re gross enough to not wash your legs, then you’re probably gross enough to raw dog public toilet seats that other people who don’t wash their legs sit on like—

it wasn’t till I got on the internet that I realized nobody would take any of their exes back. i don’t really believe that lowkey but I’ll allow it

Jett Jackson

all that mouth….. FOR WHAT

idk if this counts but I had dreams

take the tablets away from your kids and make them learn a new language while they’re young so they aren’t forced to be STUCK HERE

yt people could start and finish the revolution unscathed if they wanted to.

mind you, it’s been snowing all day

a song that describes me

I 👏🏾 MISS 👏🏾 LIKKA 👏🏾

Joe Budden’s body dysmorphia needs to be studied

going to the doctor and checking NO next to “sexually active?” felt powerful idk

GAS BILL TRIPLED LOVE THAT FOR ME

Niggas who move to a different state from where they kids live <<<<<<<<<

original Christmas songs for your consideration

original Christmas songs for your consideration

Okay the files are released. Now what?

annual reminder that this album had a song for Halloween, Valentine’s Day, and Christmas

*reset* to-do list before the new year wash car ✅ change toothbrush ✅ transfer music from spotify to alternative DSP ✅

so im definitely going to reach my weight goal before leaving for Brazil, but I realized it’s not going to look the way i expect. slim but not toned. but when I get back, im working on these muscles babyyyyy

started in the 200s, now im in the 180s. I can confidently confirm, ITS THE FOOD

my most expensive trip too 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Ready To Love: Detroit might be the most chopped cast of guys I’ve seen thus far

“did you know thundercat used to date erykah badu” no and i didn’t need to know that and furthermore i will be suing you for damages

soon as i saw this haircut something told me i was gonna have to wait around for the next tame impala album