my life is on hold until my apartment looks like a model unit again

whoever tweeted that is def an empath and was just trying to help :(

once again thinking of the hips I’ll never have bc i won’t bear children

should really stop correcting them.

i want color in my hair i want my hair to be jet black i want want to grow my roots out i want to cut my hair to re-do my parts i want an afro wig i want loc sprinkles i want it alllll

i fear my obsession is flaring up again

weird fact about me — my weirdest obsession used to be tahj mowry’s super tiny hands

that moment you rewatch all 7 eps of DTF St Louis and realize the show is about the male loneliness epidemic

And be playing the same person every time 😂

just did my taxes

ICONIC

a compliment from kelela herself!!!!

genie locs /yarn braids for my second set in college

having starter locs in the 7th & 8th grade was brutal. ended up combing them out and getting a relaxer. so happy i found my way back

recession indicator — the Americans on 90 day fiancé are now trying to use their partners to flee the country

after the first few dates, my new thing is pretending I’m not over my ex to get guys I’m not into to leave me alone have a whole “revelation” in the middle of a random text convo has a pretty good success rate

so dry that when i get a new number i delete it and block it within a week bc i’m disturbed by all the new notification dings

Ok so he wasn’t lying he just didn’t finish telling the truth lol

Before the last episode airs I think Clark was lying in the Denny’s episode!!!!! #dtfstlouis

i know masego still mad don tolliver ate him up on his own song

ok, theory on #dtfstlouis. Carol found out Floyd kissed a man, maybe through pillow talking with Clark. Carol then believes Floyd wanting to include Clark was little gay. Her sealed conviction is a hate crime. She wants to see him dead for humiliating her. Somehow her weird son is on the bike

everyone keeps saying #dtfstlouis is a weird show, and it’s really not. they just feel weird about seeing at least one d*ck per episode

for the record, I’ve always thought the stepson had something to do with it, but it’s very suspicious that Clark’s wife hasn’t been introduced yet #DTFStLouis

gave it a stream, it’s not a masterpiece 🙂

5’9 with kitten heels. lie to somebody else baby ✨

im on that bitch neck for life now

jack harlow found out just three years ago that brandy and ray-j were related. which also means he’s probably still never heard wait a minute

“ass so big like the sun” is such a funny line to me

fourty dollars to fill up my tank!!!! it’s time to get a man cuz SHIT

jack harlow can go to hell fr

washing / vacuuming / refreshing my car is the quickest, most unrelated way for me to feel like a bad b

“your toenails are soooo tiny” “and yet y’all never give me a discount”

imagine waiting almost 20 years for a gnarls barkley drop, and under the comments of a clip of their new single you find out ceelo is a dirty man and a maga supporter.

imma be in Brazil in two days bihhhh , wrap this shit up when i get back 😭

my favorite part of being a BW these days is knowing that whenever someone looks at me they can overwhelmingly assume i didn’t vote for this shit

YALL ARE WAITING ON STEVIE TO DIE TO SHOW HIM LOVE??? MAN BIG UP STEVLAND!!!!!

As is the best written love song of our lifetime!!! the chorus alone is colorful and visually stimulating as hell AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY A BLIND MAN. a man who’s never seen rainbows! stars! oceans! sky! dolphins! parrots! night! day! trees! seas! math! i will never get over this masterpiece

I ain’t gone hold you, my weight loss journey is mostly vanity related. My health been decent.

finding out im a deep winter truly ruined my week

“Kendrick dropped Again”

Earworm affffffff! Devin is insanely skilled at capturing the essence of 90s/00s production without sampling or sounding heavy handed. please stop sleeping on this man tidal.com/track/499874...

apocalypse, no. catastrophic asteroid hurling towards earth? absolutely.

how you blowing up my phone up but don’t remember who I am lmaoooooo blockttttt

Divided, Still #monoprint Acrylic on Paper #art #printmaking #abstractfigurative

my kitty is definitely turning white wth the curtains do not match the drapes anymore

cream of wheat with steamed apples and cinnamon and scrambled eggs

No cheating: your last saved picture of a celebrity is a therapist.

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