Ima put y’all on to some good secular music since the rapture tomorrow and y’all gone be on gospel for eternity 😂

Yeah they said Jesus coming to get us tomorrow apparently! I don’t believe in Christianity tho so I can’t go on the field trip with y’all 😣😂

whether i have a single dollar or a million, you wouldn’t be able to tell because my value has never been tied to money.

Strangers feel so comfortable making oddly aggressive and assumptive comments to other people online. Don’t do that shit to me, I will cuss you out 💓

I didn’t even know the rapture was tomorrow. That’s how you know I only care about my own life.

I’ve revised this weekend’s itinerary multiple times. I’m so excited for my gf to come. I’m trying to find the perfect balance between quality time, showing her my city and letting her experience our bomb ass food spots.

Some men are so obsessed with what other men do with their money and it’s extremely weird

That one TikTok of the kid saying “do you know what time Jesus is coming to get us?” is so freaking funny

The old me hated bugs, animals and such. The new, earthly in-tune me says hi when I see spiders. Growth is so cute and funny.

I found a tiny frog and he’s so cute! I love him! I wish i could keep him 🥹💓🐸

I want hot Cheetos but i really don’t wanna go to the store

Sitting outside with rain and a cool breeze >>>

Sex symbol, but I’ve really got a beautiful mind ✨

No. We’ve never had an issue, but there’s no gun to your head forcing you to stay baby

That’s why you never brag on em and never save their number

I want one of those Bear pelt rugs from the movies and cartoons

Dang I wanna go to sleep but it’s not even 6pm. It’s too late for a nap and too early for bed

There’s funny people then there are witty people. Witty people are elite. (Me)

If free thinker is the new word for misandrist, then, yes.

Only time I’m worried about a man is when I’m googling how much his position at his company pays.

You new here if you think I’m worried about niggas 🤣

I hate when I forget the silly thing I was coming here to say

When is hockey season? I wanna go to a hockey game

It’s always so funny when I’m scrolling TikTok bc every time I see an attractive man he’s either bi or gay 😂. I can’t do shit with a heterosexual man but bully him

Me @ the spider that lives next to my doorbell cam: “Alright friend I’m gone. Have a good day and watch the house for me ☺️” Lol idk why I’m so weird

Mine just has fine players

Idk bc for me, foreplay starts outside the bedroom. Certain things done throughout the day make me desire my partner. So that’s anticipation but it’s not “planned”

Y’all why did I get carded for alcohol last night??? I know I have a baby face but I look at least 21! I’m damn near 30 and still getting carded. kinda crazy lol Not complaining I was just so shocked when she asked for my ID lol. Bc she didn’t card the person next to me when they sat down.

This time next week I’ll be laid up with my gf. I can’t wait 🥹

Japa-nigga is frying me. Why is this show so funny 😭 #beautyinblack

I just started singing in a deep nasally voice and my gf talking about “yeah I know you sleepy” 😭😭😭 not she said I’m doing too much lmaooo

I want a pet elephant so bad. Baby elephants are so cute

My pedicure looks sooo good. I should have gotten the tech’s name

Eating a triple meat burger is so disgustingly big backed. That’s the kind of greed they talked about in the bible.

I asked the nail tech to change my nail color 4 times before we found the color I pictured in my head. I am not one of those girls that’s gonna pay then get online and complain. Soon as they paint the first nail, “um, can you take it off? I don’t like it” I’m paying to be satisfied

I love my nails extra extra sharp

I hugged someone today and they said “you always smell so good.” Safe to say, my day has been made 🥰

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This is a solid 9/10. It definitely has potential to be my new favorite fragrance. It opens boozy with a plum undertone. then some cinnamon and a hint of osmanthus comes through. I don’t get vanilla from this at all even when worn on top of w vanilla body butter. #perfumesky

Idk if I wanna wear Eilish 2 or if I wanna try to wait for this new perfume to be delivered

My toxic trait is I only accept cash and gift apologies. How do I know you’re really sorry otherwise??

Gentle reminder that if you dm me, I’m gonna assume it’s bc you wanna send me money. I’ll talk to you in the comments all day long though ☺️ Please don’t dm me 💓

Dang my favorite person to bully deleted their page ☹️

Scent Mail ✨ I got 5ml decants bc their full bottle prices are outrageous. TF Rose Prick is so pretty but absolutely not worth the tag. Amouage is totally worth it. But I’m twenty-something + a $500 bottle of perfume is poor money management. A bottle will live on my shelf soon tho! #perfumesky

This gone be a hot take with the squares but if you one of those women that feels like a man should trick on you from the first second he lays eyes on you, you should just stop dating and be a hoe. Quit being scary and commit to the bag fr if you really bout it.

When a man keeps trying to touch me but he ain’t got no ones in his hand 🤣

Tyler Perry’s obsession with gay black men… dare I say he might be gay?

This is absolutely a hate watch lol

Lord I done been peer pressured into watching beauty in black

I met whites girls my age with similar cognitive processing styles, similar executive dysfunction, similar difficulty in childhood (which is a qualifying criteria for the ADHD assessment) but since they are not pooooor or Blaaaack So anywho, that's why we talk about elitism, ableism, and misogynoir