A story old as time, alas. youtu.be/93n-EmGknEU?...

And that’s just his immediate family.

I feel like the dog doesn't need any help.

WAIT THEY CAN FUCKING DRIVE NOW

I heard stories of people who've fed crows, and been given gifts in return. It sounded charming, so I began doing that. Then, one night, there was a rapping on my bedroom window. I stumbled up and opened. A crow flew in and spoke: "They're coming for you. You must flee." I only just made it out.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Good morning. I watched the State of the Union so you didn't have to. I'm barely hanging on. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/mau...

Fire, earth, air, water

Masterful Troll, TCM.

Threatening magazine advertisement for 3M diskettes, 1984.

So let’s see. Say I’m at a fortune 100 company overseeing a whole mess of proprietary cobol code. I’m supposed to just hand over all of that knowledge to an AI system that will then use what it’s learned to improve the systems of my competitors? Riiiiiiiiight.

The cash is buried under a big W in Santa Rosita State Park.

Proceedings Photo of the Week: Navy Band Southwest’s Harborside Brass Quintet provide musical enrichment for the orcas at Sea World. Sea World frequently uses live music as a form of enrichment for the orcas as they can sense the vibrations created by the instruments. U.S. Navy (Malaysia Billman)

Don’t make me tap the sign!

If the Duke of York escaped prison, fled to France, raised an army and landed at Newhaven to try to overthrow his brother I’m not saying it would be a good thing but as a historian I wouldn’t exactly hate it.

"Ah, die Stripper sind da": So begrüßte Andrew die Polizei an seiner Haustür www.der-postillon.com/2026/02/andr...

In the _Inferno_, Dante reserves the lowest level of Hell for those who turn on their benefactors.

i included this in my syllabi this year

Rubio: “…armies do not fight for abstractions. Armies fight for a people; armies fight for a nation.” Julia Ward Howe: “As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free.” (Battle Hymn of the Republic) Was Rubio sleeping in American history class?

What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Diva Blade Runner The Princess Bride

gold medal skippity paps

Age verification? In my first job, I used a computer that booted up via switches on the front panel. Its core memory used actual ferrite cores.

Oh, this is brilliant.

"Well, lads, I haven't been able to get hold of any gunpowder, but what I have got is a consultants' report on the cost of restoring the building. If we just wait it out, they'll let the place collapse and/or burn down all on its own." "Nice one. Pub?" "Pub."

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

John Henry could do the funniest thing right now—offer jobs to the people laid off at the @washingtonpost.com and make the @bostonglobe.com a world-class newspaper.

The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!

Get medieval on his corpse.

And let’s see—who was President in 2019??

tag yourself I AM ON FIRE KEEP CLEAR OF ME

"Hi, everyone. I know things are hectic as heck right now, but please be sure to fill out your timesheets every Friday by 5 p.m. Central. I can’t pay you unless I know your hours. Please also try to be accurate."

"The Dark Lord has taken over our land. What do we do?" "Learn from the goblins." "What? Those useless little-" "Takes skill to mask rebellion as incompetence." "What?" "They know His reign will end. For now, they persist and resist." "Oh." "Also: remember every moment of joy is a victory."

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Song for the Day: Love Is All Around (Theme from the Mary Tyler Moore Show) - Husker Du youtu.be/Ks0to2QuJtM?...

tazeins zu den tödlichen Schüssen auf Zivilisten bei ICE-Einsätzen #Minneapolis @taz.de

If you’re concerned about fraud, you send accountants—not stormtroopers.

Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.

THEY TRIED TO GET A WARRANT TO CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATE THE WOMAN THEY SHOT DEAD

"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?" "I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands." After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?" "This, too, is magic."

Post a car picture you took.

Poe’s Law getting a real workout here.

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars