Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.

Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo, Gummo, and Karl.

Is that Chekhov’s Gun in your pocket or will you just be pleased to see me later?

Seen on the freeway

Make a band out of two others? Grateful Dead Kennedys

Slightly increase a band 51 Foot Wave

you kid but a version of the odyssey where someone gets lost as shit trying to drive back home through boston while having various adventures could be great

Somewhere in Hell, Carl Schmitt is laughing at us.

“In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political, I must listen to the birds. And in order to hear the birds, the warplanes must be silent” - Marwan Makhoul

"That creepy guy is here again," my boss hissed. I looked to the pinball machine in corner. A lanky man in overalls and a soft hat was playing. "You're making a fortune from the old coins he's using. But I'll have a word." Later, I told my boss the guy worked as a ferryman. Why'd he get so pale?

“Send lawyers, guns, and money.”

This is how mutinies begin.

Seen today- a dental cow and a rice yeller

Sometimes your working day gives you more joy than you could ever have hoped for.

Dropkick Murphys say the crowd size is estimated at 200,000, which seems reasonable “a little less kumbaya and a little more ‘we’re sick of this bullshit!’”

No Kings in Boston!!

Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱

In honor of the vernal equinox… youtu.be/hf-eIgFJg4w?...

But you don’t need to prove citizenship.

The reckless campaign against Iran will weaken America’s president. That will make him angry. Be warned: he makes a very bad loser econ.st/4bAtZby

The chances of being killed by a goose when you're at work is low but never zero.

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

A story old as time, alas. youtu.be/93n-EmGknEU?...

And that’s just his immediate family.

I feel like the dog doesn't need any help.

WAIT THEY CAN FUCKING DRIVE NOW

I heard stories of people who've fed crows, and been given gifts in return. It sounded charming, so I began doing that. Then, one night, there was a rapping on my bedroom window. I stumbled up and opened. A crow flew in and spoke: "They're coming for you. You must flee." I only just made it out.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Good morning. I watched the State of the Union so you didn't have to. I'm barely hanging on. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/mau...

Fire, earth, air, water

Masterful Troll, TCM.

Threatening magazine advertisement for 3M diskettes, 1984.

So let’s see. Say I’m at a fortune 100 company overseeing a whole mess of proprietary cobol code. I’m supposed to just hand over all of that knowledge to an AI system that will then use what it’s learned to improve the systems of my competitors? Riiiiiiiiight.

The cash is buried under a big W in Santa Rosita State Park.

Proceedings Photo of the Week: Navy Band Southwest’s Harborside Brass Quintet provide musical enrichment for the orcas at Sea World. Sea World frequently uses live music as a form of enrichment for the orcas as they can sense the vibrations created by the instruments. U.S. Navy (Malaysia Billman)

Don’t make me tap the sign!

If the Duke of York escaped prison, fled to France, raised an army and landed at Newhaven to try to overthrow his brother I’m not saying it would be a good thing but as a historian I wouldn’t exactly hate it.

"Ah, die Stripper sind da": So begrüßte Andrew die Polizei an seiner Haustür www.der-postillon.com/2026/02/andr...

In the _Inferno_, Dante reserves the lowest level of Hell for those who turn on their benefactors.

i included this in my syllabi this year

Rubio: “…armies do not fight for abstractions. Armies fight for a people; armies fight for a nation.” Julia Ward Howe: “As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free.” (Battle Hymn of the Republic) Was Rubio sleeping in American history class?

What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Diva Blade Runner The Princess Bride

gold medal skippity paps

Age verification? In my first job, I used a computer that booted up via switches on the front panel. Its core memory used actual ferrite cores.

Oh, this is brilliant.