@chriswade.bsky.social please tell me the boys didn’t record till after this all happened

same vibe

Fascinating Run Scheme from 1993 Buffalo Bills RB is Off-Set and it's essentially a Same-Side GT Counter Draw

listen up fellas

Trump: It’s non monetary tariffs.. They drop the bowling ball on the top of your car from 20 feet up in the air and if there's a little dent they say no, I'm sorry, your car doesn't qualify

Mr. Jones

Watched peaky blinders on my last international flight and watching Jurassic park on this one and now I can really hear Sam Neill fighting his accent.

White cb getting a pick 6 has gotta hit so crazy for maga freaks

You gotta be fucking kidding

Oh! I’m sure it’s getting cheaper right??

This shocked me tonight @eve6.bsky.social (I was one of the 17% of course)

ABBOTT: Strange as it seems, they give global medical cooperatives nowadays have very peculiar names. Why, just today, President Trump withdrew the U.S. from the WHO. COSTELLO: (unconscious on respirator)

Tre white sleeper agent

Ok that was cool but I really thought Von miller was faster than that

Welcome to Hell (Buffalo Bills Divisional Round)

Puka Nacua is so insane

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I have been cursed by a witch Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:

“Washington vs. Tampa” is also an accurate description of the last four years of American politics.

CJ Stroud looks like a nu metal guitarist

this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

Feeling very proud the peaceful and dignified way we handed the country over to Hitler.

Better hope the broncos win becaus Cincinnati will obliterate McDermott

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Guys will see this and just think hell yeah

Can’t read the boomer list without ending it with “we didn’t start the fire”

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

Guy who texted his friend, a Wall Street Journal reporter, about his hookup last night: 😡

It’s so cool to lose every game when your quarterback is otherworldly

Bills Rams right now

Need a photoshop of the refs in bills uniforms to implode the nfl

You can’t be talking like that Toppers Inc.

I fell asleep at halftime because I had driven 15 hours Sunday but this must’ve hit so crazy

Jameis should be all time QB for every nfl team

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I know Detroit is good but the bears are so sad man

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

Happy Thanksgiving from God’s country (Western New York)