Cliff Edges is innocent!

This is not wrong.

Not gonna say zero Day Quest bounties got paid, or that we've unleashed internal msresearch agents that look down into the darkest depths of our most private code & can poc¦¦GTFO at scales previously unseen, but that's all I'm gonna say other than patch your shit now. cyberscoop.com/microsoft-pa...

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

A mahjong Hallmark movie releasing during AAPI Heritage month with absolutely zero Asian people on the cover, or seemingly involved, and a hackjob appropriation of a tile set. Are we really still doing this shit?

Passing on this message from Camilla, a PM on @github.com ’s Maintainer Love team: If you could wave a magic wand, what is the #1 feature you'd want us to ship? No idea is too tiny - the smallest changes often have the biggest impact.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

‘You Didn’t See Shit,’ Local Says to California Tourist Witnessing Sunny Seattle Spring: tinyurl.com/2wc2b6de

This is so, so well-articulated.

CREATION Happy April Fool's Day! xkcd.com/3227/

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE DARTH IS BAAAAAACK!

Ampersadness (noun) - The state of feeling profound sadness when one must replace one or more instances of the word “and” with ampersands in order to meet some character limit for text input.

heard you was talkin shit

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Occasionally the timeline lines up two posts perfectly and you just have to capture it. @eljefe.social @cheriepriest.com

A survey of 1,000 hiring managers: 59% say they stress AI's role in layoffs or hiring freezes "because it plays better"; only 9% say AI has fully replaced roles (Gautam Mukunda/Bloomberg) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink

Oh, the establishment candidates in this race are SCARED scared. Good

love the wildly varied ways enthusiasts use to describe difficulty. i'm reading reddit threads on taking apart a Japanese trackball mouse & they say "it's pretty easy to tear apart" before detailing a process requiring a heat gun for melting adhesive & removal of 13 torx screws of varying sizes(1/2)

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

"Let's double click on that"

looksmaxxing has gone WAY too far

Signal is a great method for secure comms, but it doesn't prevent you from getting phished! Don't fall for it...

A friend's 27 year old daughter, Violet, is missing during a mental health crisis. She has been seen in the Ballard area. Seattle people, PLEASE share this URL and keep an eye out! findviolet.com

Anyways.

We’re currently running low on canned dog & cat food & kitty litter in our pet food bank. Anyone able to donate can do so through our Amazon Wish List at the link in bio or drop off on the left side of our building at 13212 SE Eastgate Way, Bellevue, WA 98005. Thank you for helping us help others 💜

I’m with the Adopt A Rent team at standwithminnesota.com. If you want to help prevent further evictions for MN immigrant families affected by ICE, you can send us rent funds here: V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater We keep us housed 💛 Please share and help if you can! Thank you!

Tired: Misperceiving the shadows in Plato's cave as reality. Wired: Betting on the shadows in Plato's cave.

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture. Understood instantly what it meant.

I can't believe a guy who doesn't believe in school would use a metaphor that doesn't make any sense

Recursion:

this is the thing they want to replace white collar humans & to build datacenters in space for

X's algorithm is in fact doing what you think it's doing. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

This is why portable coffee setups are vital, among other reasons

it's true, @reelvixen.bsky.social and I have been jestermaxxing & maxxmaxxing since last weekend

As someone in the comments noted, if they're now losing the suburban white guys in Callaway ball caps, they're losing badly.

The same maga wimps whining about not understanding the Spanish lyrics of a halftime show don’t listen to the English lyrics of Born in the USA and Fortunate Son playing at their conventions held by fascist oligarchs

It has struck me that the good people of this nation are showing us joy, humor, and art, while the ruling kakistocracy and its rich protectors are grim and miserable. We can help ourselves by being joyful and optimistic, and we will prevail.

All. Of. This. From Jack White:

🚨🚨🚨Western WA folks! ALERT.🚨🚨🚨 I C E TRUCKS SPOTTED We're going to find out how serious @governorferguson.bsky.social was about putting plans into place to protect our residents. www.facebook.com/share/v/14SZ...

“My dad will be home in a few days but it’s hard to wait. Maybe in the meantime you can donate to my pal Traci, she’s having a rough time”

This is one of my favorite PJ albums. It came out while I was in high school and represented continued growth - both mine, and theirs, from the first 7 years of Pearl Jam music, and from grunge in general. In other words - "It's evolution, baby..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaO...

<eddie vedder voice> breeeeeezin', prezzie pooped himself and I think he's doin' treason ... yeeeah ...

The guy saying "FSD is close to not requiring human interaction" for the last 10 years also wants you to think that w/in 2-3 years we'll be able to defy physics to have datacenters in space generating AI compute at less cost than on Earth. There's not enough ketamine in the universe to explain this

BLOG: Active Directory Updates with RC4 in Kerberos techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/askds/w...

Imagine being so corrupt and authoritarian even Sepp Blatter thinks you've gone too far. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."