The Canadians (yeah, yeah, the British colony of) are invading Washington, again.

yo mamma’s kerning so bad, all her hyperlinks say “dick here”

She flew a few times when she was tiny and fit in a bag under the seat! This was her Santa Cruz trip at 3 months 😀

Me, in year 11 of living in the PNW: oh yeah, we get rain here don't we?

Come help @jaredpar.bsky.social make me miserable on a weekly basis.

That never existed for right wing cartoonists

A great many of the good things we used to like about Silicon Valley grew out of the somewhat indulgent management style of LLNL in the 1970s & 80s, like the concept of 20% time which grew entire new directorates. Yeah, all that’s gone now everywhere. Blame MBAs and Jack Welch.

I can't see how this doesn't end with people (women) getting murdered.

Don't threaten me with a good time

Snapshot of tonight: played fetch with toddler, taught toddler to play fetch with herself, toddler blew raspberries on my arm, toddler bit my arm and immediately sat up & wagged her finger while saying “no no no” cc: @syfuhs.net

Musk: i lika da badass men of gondor Musk: cuz they just lika me! Tolkien: Lewis: Martin: Tolkien: how do you figure that, my boy? Musk: ima badass too! Tolkien:

“Mamdani claims to xerox paperwork but is actually using Ricoh brand copier” Imagine having to tell people you work for the new york post lol

Little known fact, OAuth was actually designed because webdevs were feeling left out of the joy of kerberos

Pic of Zuri we got from the groomer this morning to help with the Sunday scaries

The human brain has an ability to pattern match and it's pretty amazing. For instance, I could have sworn this said something else entirely.

Oh did they pass a budget

Goddamn

So his jokes aren’t funny. Is that block worthy?

We all need an emotional support pumpkin every now and then

I am sad I missed HIP conf last week. Maybe next year. (h/t @brd.bsky.social) semperisswagstore.com/products/ext...

I did a thing!

It's Patch Tuesday and ASP.NET Core has a doozy, with a CVSS score of 9.9, our highest ever. Let's examine why. The bug enables http request smuggling, which on its own for ASP.NET Core would be nowhere near that high, but that's not how we rate things... * Thread- (1/7)

We just got back from a week in the sun. Such a wonderful language.

Look, it's hard work running at a fast jog while carrying 30 lbs of tactical assault gear gotten off TEMU.

@scott.hanselman.com not to make it weird or anything but I was looking for something else and came across this in my screenshots folder. Your guess is as good as mine why it was there.

"Prepare for battle, my minions! First we take the living room! Then, the world!"

The Terrible Totalitarian Twos

"Prepare for battle, my minions! First we take the living room! Then, the world!"

"Does anyone have any questions?" "If you breathe in dead flesh, does that count as a form of cannibalism?" "I mean... about the meeting"

Timeline cleanse ✨

*Sings* 🎵 Monday Monday. Reorg. Reorg. Monday Reorg. 🎵

Greyhounds have such an easy elegance

"We should have the federal government step in with armed troops" -- Rand Paul, libertarian.

Apropos of nothing (that's not true--Hakeem Jeffries post) I'm reminded of this comic and how our party leaders are just incredibly incompetent. (Not sure original copyright)

I know that many of you want to be Brave Anti-Fascist Fighters, but you're not. And puerile fantasies of being Street Fightin' Guys will dissolve your ability to think about how to save a democracy *that currently still exists and has options open to you* /6

The funniest part about having a kid is how everything is always about butts.

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

A few months back @richcampbell.bsky.social invited me on Run As to discuss the certificates...thing... and we got a pretty good show out of it: runasradio.com/Shows/Show/987 He invited me on again to discuss something else this time around. Let's see how it turns out. 👀

Dear coworkers: Adding random music behind your recorded demo: no. Stop it. Bad. *grabs spray bottle*

What in the ever loving Fu^H^Hworld did Apple do to this UI

So, like, if the rapture is tomorrow does that mean I need to go into work?

Visa holders are required to exit the country to renew 🙃

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

I live by this Microsoft mantra, “Treat other people the same way you would treat a level 65"

When you tell me the risk I’m describing doesn’t exist, do you mean it as an insult?

I'm not sure how I missed this article on Entra Kerberos, but it's the most comprehensive documentation I've seen yet, absolutely fantastic If this is the "Introduction to Microsoft Entra Kerberos", I'm honestly a little scared to see the deep dive 🫣😅 learn.microsoft.com/...

That's what we fucking want you dipshit.

I can also build an app that doesn’t work in five hours hasn’t replaced me yet!