I mean, the Venn Diagram is practically a circle, but Libertarian (Antisocial Public Policies) versus Libertarian (Too Informed About State Age of Consent Laws)

The phrase "let that sink in" is a great indicator to stop reading. It's theatrics to make the author sound profound when they're just spouting nonsense (the LLM wrote it). ...Oh, is that why Elon is so fond of saying that?

me back on my bullshit

I've been hacked

That's sort of like saying the piece of dog shit on the living room floor was tainted by, well, being acquainted with Epstein.

Except for Stephen Miller, his name is pronounced "Racist Shithead"

Well that's a problem. I guess the disk died.

It brings me so much joy to say that The Patriots lost the super bowl.

What has no thumbs and stole half a large cheese pizza left on the table (the left one)

Kimbal Musk: eyyyy i'ma da real americano cowboy, paisano! Kimbal Musk: eyyyy i lova da open range! git alonga da little doggies eyyyyy! Kimbal Musk: ima so plumba tuckered out froma alla da ropin' anna wranglin' anna statutory rapin'

In a mere week, we'll be at it again. Let the shenanigans continue!

Oh good. Now we're having to deal with idiots on the road driving two tons of metal being paid minimum wage to play a driving Sim with builtin minimums of a half second lag.

There's lots of wasted taxpayer money by bullshit executives but for better or for worse food security of traveling (in)dignitaries isn't going to change any time soon. They can't just pop into a local restaurant and host country security isn't the same standard.

Y'all, this dog is just so ridiculous

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

i love watching him accomplish nothing

The cherish the rare times I get to make Barry unhappy

Want to have a direct way to make me unhappy? Release and compliance PM roles (3 of them) for .NET.

Historically, Wyden's oversight focuses mostly on privacy of US citizens. If I accept that's what's happening here, then it's just a question of "how are CIA activities most likely being used by this admin in a way that Wyden would be interested in, but he wouldn't just do full disclosure on?"

Deport the teacher. I hear South Sudan is lovely this time of year.

Dammit. Time from unboxing to releasing the magic smoke is five minutes. 😒

New office. Who dis?

Just to say it out loud: the buyers of children deserve a spa day in a very large vat of acid.

here is a picture of a pile of weiners on my lap

The deep lore says that if your first words of a new month are "RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT," good luck will follow you all month long. Let's all do it, because we need all the luck we can get.

Can’t get enough of these 3 sorry not sorry

"it's actually COMSEC! (OPSEC) it's actually COMSEC (OPSEC) it's actually COMSEC (OPSEC) it's actually COMSEC (OPSEC) it's actually COMSEC Oh"

"OPSEC You don't have to post on here all day Black ops cosplay You don't have to pretend that you're CIA! OPSEC You don't have the skills to do this right Bad advice from strangers You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right"

"It's fun to tell people that LOOOOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS"

Any congressional offices want to be able to place a bowl of patriotic whistles around? I'll be in DC next week and can hand deliver on Thursday or Friday. I did the math, 50 whistles is $5 for me to produce, so 175 is safely below any $20 threshold for gifts.

you, yes you, are not qualified to give opsec advice to people whom you do not have a threat model for nor even remotely know personally

Oh hey. We announced *when* we're disabling NTLM by default. Hint: soon.

BLOG: Active Directory Updates with RC4 in Kerberos techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/askds/w...

Every single one of these kids parents need a swift something.

Would you like me to explain it to you so you can be completely insulted?

Aww, they blocked me.

This one is great!

the strawberry boys, for your nerves.

Popped up today on my phone. Sebastian says hey.

@german_general_staff we have asked russia politely to stop mobilizing. @russian_empire we have politely declined.

@german_general_staff we regret to inform you that circumstances leave us no choice. @belgium_gov ?? @british_foreignoffice this complicates matters. @europe_explainer THREAD UPDATE: ok so maybe not localized

Snow day!

Final result made using Photoshop. Inspired by Rick Springfield album art by Tom Gibson and Mike Doud 1984. #bunday

Jerry did a nice write up on how to take on NTLM in your environment. We've got some Very Fun updates coming out in the next little while on this front too.

Sorry dawg but if you’re using skulls in your insignia, you’re lame and lazy

Kate: can you put the toy away? Avery: no Kate: yes you can Avery: no Kate: uh huh Avery: nah Kate: yep Avery: noooo *baby walks off* Kate: I don't think I won that

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather