the realest part of The Metamorphosis is how on top of everything he is still expected to show up at the office somehow

Claude this, Claude that, what if I Claude your fucking eyes out stop talking to me

Israel out there bombing the shit out of Lebanese civilians like there are Palestinian toddlers hiding there

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

He's our most Azathoth-coded president.

@edzitron.com nice

It's like America's parents caught us smoking authoritarian, racist, evil incompetence, and now they're making us smoke the whole pack to teach us a lesson.

Their plan is to wear you down until the average American treats everything like they do gun control, just another problem that will never be solved so why try?

Yeah because I tried Mastodon in good faith and it was the social media experience of eating bran flakes while being glowered at by an angry German

He’s headlining the Hollywood Bowl, and has a Netflix special on tap, so think of Louis C. K. as a creepy sexual predator all you want. No, seriously, think of Louis C. K. as a creepy sexual predator all you want, because he’s a creepy sexual predator.

when i said outlook should be fired into space, this is not what i meant

It's always yes to bombs, but no to our babies. This is what America last looks like. newrepublic.com/post/208523/...

Thats so cool.

This also goes for (so-called) "AAA" game development.

It continues to be the funniest thing in the world that the Bluesky team made good functional user-friendly social media that isn’t riddled with ads and Nazis and they fucking hate it. They hate the site, they hate the users, they would all rather be doing literally anything else than this

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

A common thing you hear from Journalism Knowers is something like "Do you want people to write 'and that is bad' every time?" and the answer is yes. I do want that.

this is a place of honor. something extremely cool is buried here.

Most users consider it more important that their software continues to work the same without bugs/performance degradation/arbitrary UI changes, than that it gets marketable new features all the time. Also erosion of an existing userbase to degraded UX is worse than not constantly acquiring new users

Having workers who do nothing for some of the day is a good thing and a sign that your hiring and staffing practices are correct: how else would they be able to handle peak periods? If your employees are constantly busy, you are understaffed.

Legion of Doom levels of “nightmare blunt rotation” here

This is so embarassing

Glad that @warframe.com red text refrained from a "Who let the dogs out" joke with Hotfix 4.1.

If you’re wondering how these malicious transphobes are able to throw their weight around so easily with numerous threatening ‘lawfare’ cases, it’s because billionaire JK Rowling is funding them! 😖 Buying/ watching anything Harry Potter related directly helps fund this hate!

"Wow, you have to pay for doctor? Here in Sweden," yeah yeah i've heard this part, now tell me your opinion on blackface and Islam and migrants and killing the elderly instead of treating them for covid

I mean, I wouldn't *mind* being paid for it, but I'll keep doing it for free in the meantime.

This is still my take on the #HarryPotter discourse. Fuck #rowling, Trans Rights are Himan Rights.

I am pretty pleased with this breakdown of the "discourse." I couldn't sleep the other night and spent my insomnia on it instead of just endless scrolling.

I am not convinced that this administration is taking the war it started that risks global economic chaos with sufficient seriousness.

Thursday

There’s only one elegant solution to this problem of increasingly stupid audiences, and that’s to mandate that every film ends with a closing rap song that lays out all the moral lessons of the movie. There will be a government office that reviews the songs for aural and pedagogical value.

I have to be honest, naming the bundle with the new Gauss and Grendel skins the "Eat & Run Bundle" is absolutely hilarious to me. #warframe

I'll be honest, I am against punishments like Scaphism or the Brazen Bull, but in Stephen Miller's case, I'd be willing to look the other way. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/u...

Look, sometimes when people say they hate “liberals,” they mean “women.”

American pundits are more offended by the words 'fascism' and 'concentration camp' than fascism and concentration camps.

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

W.E.B. Du Bois: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel - not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”

I would absolutely throw hands on behalf of Ms. Rachel

Since #ATC folks are in such short supply, Donald "Fucking" Trump has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable and have #ICE take on those duties too.

(worf voice) ICE agents are worthless despicable people, who by their choice of career have utterly disgraced themselves; there is but one honorable course of action available to them, but... (clenching teeth, visibly frustrated) i am bound by Community Guidelines, and can say no more on the matter

Looking forward to ICE ending these long lines at TSA checkpoints the only way they know how -- dispersing tear gas and savagely assaulting anyone who's left

So I'm finally out of the hospital, with a bunch of stuff farmed up to sell now that I can play on my PC, and @warframe.com broke invites, and therefore trading. 😿

this is what happens when you let this much wealth and power concentrate in the hands of so few people nobody wants any of this but them and they’re the only ones who get a vote

We stand up upon a pyramid of technology that is wholly responsible for all of our modern life. For the better part of the last decade, we’ve been taking sledgehammers to the lower levels out of a generalized belief nothing can really break and I’ve got the ick about some of these parts. Let’s see.

The thing with "not everyone likes working from home," "some people work better in company" is some people don't like working in the office & work better left to their own devices but apparently that's not as important - they're expected to be companion donkeys as well as doing their actual job.