If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation.

on some level, the way my father treated me should not be your problem, just as your mother selling you for codeine should not be my problem. why your resentment and need for violent retribution needs to be national policy is unclear to me. shut the fuck up, parent little vivek, and fix your shit

we've been treated to a years-long spectacle of whiners whining and kicking and screaming and threatening and howling about god knows what. imagine if some of these people had spent some of this time trying to build a life they can live with instead of just being mad

Sad to hear about the passing of the Michelangelo of Movie posters, RENATO CASARO. The Man painted so many iconic posters, specially in the 70s/80s: CONAN, TERMINATOR, DUNE, TOTAL RECALL, DANCE WITH THE WOLVES, BLOW OUT, FLASH GORDON, RAMBO, NEVER-ENDING STORY, and the list goes on and on. 1/2

Insane year for villains

Pete Hegseth is the exact kind of guy you see on Reddit getting cold-cocked in a Walmart parking lot by a guy who doesn’t seem that big and didn’t swing that hard. The definition of a tryhard, performative wimp.

People complain about cancel culture but this is the exact reason it's so important to run wife beaters out of public life

Mr Beast will pay you 500K to go into the sphere

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Head on down to Sookram’s Oct. 29 to see these fine folks and I do a little reading for you!

If we're going to keep doing this, let's get real: it's time for a Masters of the Universe set.

A public-speaking industry comprised entirely of the most sociopathic youth group kids you've ever met.

the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse

I grew up in a baptist church being exposed to all of its associated media and this is, I’m gonna say, the fourth or fifth time the rapture was for sure gonna happen “this week” in my lifetime. Yet all these very annoying people are still here.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Those of us who said Trump was a fascist got scolded for overreacting, catastrophizing, exaggerating, taking him too seriously. But we were right. paulwaldman.substack.com/p/we-were-ri...

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Everything makes me so mad all the time. Thank goodness Trudeau got us the legal weed.

One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women

Cold lasagna on the counter chirping at me like the Green Goblin mask.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Eddington (2025)

Ms Piggy is an important concept for children to be exposed to: an absolute ten who can do anything

Seems like Buffalo Wild Wings might have sponsored the post but otherwise yeah, agree.

It’s really tiring how… crass, everything is. I mean, all things in their place, I’m not a prude. But I don’t want to read about dumps on a store display.

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

“This means war” to “who led this sweet boy astray” in less than 48 hours

Incredibly weird thing to say but also, there are only a couple of ways to get to Valhalla and I don't see Patel managing either of them.

Shooter appears to be a Helldivers player. 😬

Yes, yes, yes, bring back the parade of arch-masculine grotesques that is BAKI.

little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game

Reason urban pickup owners should all be shipped to a remote island Exhibit # 1,000,000

My favorite genre of author honestly

Every time I see the casting for this thing I re-convince myself there is no movie and this is all an elaborate prank.

Where’s Silksong? (Ground fractures around me, small rocks levitate as my chi intensifies) WHERE’S SILKSONG?

If your partner has less affinity for manipulating arcane forces than you, you have a Mage Gap relationship.

if you are ever in a fight to the death with a millennial you can temporarily stun them and gain the upper hand using this incantation: "hey, remember that drink orbitz?"

The top container of my bento today held zucchini/tofu stir fry over brown rice. The bottom container held two corn dogs. Inside me there are two wolves.

It's expensive to have a table at Fan Expo. To walk in & see a booth using stolen art, undercutting artists who kill themselves to get into these shows, is abhorrent. As a show organizer this is a huge insult to the folks giving Informa interest-free loans (table fees) to run these shows.

Still thinking about the hot-dog tray in WEAPONS. Gotta make one of those up before summer ends.

The spirit of Jet Set Radio endures.

#15MoviesToGetToKnowMe 1. PERFECT BLUE 2. COLD WAR 3. SOYLENT GREEN 4. THE LIGHTHOUSE 5. ANNIHILATION 6. SILENCE 7. FIRST REFORMED 8. PLANET OF THE APES (1968) 9. ENTER THE DRAGON 10. LYNX 11. CHILDREN OF MEN 12. RETURN OF GODZILLA 13. KUNG FU HUSTLE 14. THE DEVIL 15. BEAU IS AFRAID

"LOONEY TUNES" is now available to watch for free on Tubi! There are 786 shorts available, packaged into 262 half-hour compilations of three shorts apiece — more than HBO Max ever had!

Maybe I’m reaching but in an era of constant cross-brand references it feels fair to ask: is the eyeball creature in Alien: Earth supposed to be “The Thing”? It sure acts like The Thing.

I vividly remember negotiating with my mom to let me rent this back in the day.