if there's a combination respirator / Ludavico Device i think we should keep him alive until we pack the court

Conservatives: Communism IS asking nicely to lower your ac usage during a heatwave. Communism is NOT forcing private companies to give the administration a percentage stake in exchange for secret concessions.

We located the photo!

Hey this jacoby and meyers? Yeah well they made me drive a death trap.

this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...

The American people don't want to hear about water fountains, or the "reflective lake." They want to know the latest on the ballroom.

Our government telling an adversary to disregard the President's social media posts because they're not real and are intended for promotional purposes and US media consumption, says it all. Holy fuck.

1. On March 11, Trump toured a Thermo Fisher Scientific facility in Ohio and repeatedly praised the company. On *the same day* Trump bought between $15,000 and $50,000 of Thermo Fisher stock. The purchase was "UNSOLICITED," meaning it was requested by the customer, not recommended by an advisor.

AOC: “It is time for the North to pull up to the South & let them know exactly what they have uncorked with this injustice. They think they can draw us out of power. They do not know the sleeping giant they just awakened. What they thought was the final blow is actually just the opening silo”

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

A functional democracy doesn’t have justices or clerks betting on their own decisions.

not sure if gets more Empire In Decline than a disastrously unpopular mentally decayed president — who different people of notably different political stripes keep trying to murder — as he is badly losing a horrifying foreign war he started on a pack of lies, won’t stop obsessing over a “ballroom”

am I insane or is everyone forgetting that the WHCD is not hosted by the government? Even if the ballroom existed, the press - theoretically independent! - shouldn't be holding their event AT THE WHITE HOUSE

I hate when you embark on a heroic adventure in the hopes of emerging transformed only to discover that the strength you were seeking was within you all along

Sometimes life is beautiful.

Gulf States have realized their safety is secondary to US and Israeli interests in this conflict Now that they know, the veil will longer cover the truth - America doesn’t care about the Arab world. Period Now frame your foreign policy around that idea Revelations reshaping ME relations irt

And lest you forget we also need Greenland … oh and Canada

Maybe Delcy can run Iran too.

Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for. Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

They are literally running with “we have always been at war with Eurasia.” Unreal.

Great post sir, but it’s time for your bottle of aspirin sir.

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

war is peace freedom is slavery ignorance is strength

manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers

if you ever called donald trump the “peace candidate” or expressed a similar sentiment, please have the decency to delete your account and go away and let smarter people discuss politics

He literally can’t wait to fire up the F-19s

So nothing. We’re doing nothing. But Dr. Google is available 24/7 while you’re waiting 6 months for your appointment.

Why is this administration full of people that age like Wilfred Brimley in Cocoon?

@davidguettamusic.bsky.social incredible closer on bpm tonight #guettabpm

But sir, what will become of the Macron story?

Trump knows he's close to death and wants to take us all with him

Imagine doing this with your one precious life. Other people are out there teaching children and curing cancer and you decide to spend your time telling outrageous, laughably unbelievable lies about a dementia-addled rapist and fraud whose legacy will be nearly ending US democracy

WHeN ShOUld I eXpECT tHe PRoSeCuTionS foR AlL thIS MasS VoTER FrAuD YoU ArE So CoNCerNEd ABoUT?

Another memorable ruling out of West Virginia, where Judge Goodwin — a Clinton appointee — excoriates the treatment of ICE detainees. "This is not what civil enforcement looks like in a humane system of government under law." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.

Ossoff: "You're seeing what I'm seeing, right? The president posting about the Obamas like a Klansman."

His enemies spend a lot of time attacking that Mamdani’s a “social democrat.” What makes him special, I think, is that he’s an authentically moral person with empathy. That’s sadly rare in politics these days.

Eye-opening information here about CBP criminality that brings to mind the testimony of @jennbudd.bsky.social: “Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005.”

President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

If congressional Democrats were capable of understanding their role as an opposition beyond the narrow confines of their legislative roles, they could realize that you can actually leverage public opinion to demand an end to ICE operations without actually needing to pass a bill

“Big Brother is infallible and all-powerful. Every success, every achievement, every victory, every scientific discovery, all knowledge, all wisdom, all happiness, all virtue, are held to issue directly from his leadership and inspiration”

Dems key demands: 1. Only one execution allowed per month 2. No direct tear-gassing of schools; surrounding neighborhood ok 3. No bear spray in eyes if foot soldier is stepping on neck of protestor on ground 4. Goon squad must show fake warrant before breaking down door 5. No nazi coats

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

imagine the moral black hole it takes to read this litany of stories and the takeaway from dem leadership is "we cant say abolish ice, people will say we're soft on crime, how about we just endorse retraining the brown shirts instead?"