Boy dinner

Oh to be two cats chilling on the roof

traveler. I recognize the weight of old bones. come warm yourself by the fire. *shows you this image*

Dudes rock

okay i get it i'll vote for hillary in 2016 if we can stop talking about it forever after that

“oh, you think conservative men are terrified of big cities? common mistake. we are actually all just self-taught jason bournes.”

NOW: More than 98% of #Costco shareholders have just rejected an anti-DEI measure The attempt to force Costco to audit their #DEI work was by an anti-inclusion lobby group: "The proponent's broader agenda is not reducing risk for the Company but abolition of diversity initiatives." - Costco Board

Democratic part slogan

I thought about it for a day and I guess my main view about Jimmy Carter is that he’s the only guy who seems to have felt adequately guilty about having been President and then tried his best to make up for it

Me slamming the snooze button 8 times in a row

If the command spell in DND only limiter is it has to be a one word command, can I tell the goblins to unionize

What I look like after a drop of milk

NOT AMOGUS!!!! THE WOKE WONT STOP TAKING AWAY WHAT I LOVE

Would it be illegal to get a plane to sky write "Google jury nullification" over New York

Damn Santa freaky as hell

PIRACY IS A MORAL GOOD a #pixelart PSA -

The time for talk has passed, the Lord's work must be done.

masturbating is holy but gooning is satanic

This is my whole political ideology

Hey guys I think I found the evil aliens home system, just a wild guess

they freed my GOAT

Joe Biden if you had any real ball you'd make this Monday a holiday too

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy. It’s not rocket science.

Just bleak shit man, and there will never be any accountability 😮‍💨

The gods are so funny

Real shit

sissy hypno? oh you mean femkultra?

My gender

Doing this but with NyQuil and caffeine pills

Your Twitter follower counts mean nothing if the platform is being abandoned to right wing nutjobs. Your engagement has been in the shitter for well over a year and opening the app makes you sad. Let it go babe.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me jumping down every well in Bg3

Santa I want a k-truck please

my hero

Well, this is the worst thing I’ve ever made…

#overwatch #venture #mauga

"There isn't enough tension on Bluesky" Oh, so you are the reason 99% of us have decided to leave Twitter

Me with destiny 2 and overwatch 2