It's my birthday! 🎊🥳🎉

i could have fuckin told you that, yoda

🚨 A 6 episode docuseries titled The End of An Era 🚨 🚨 An updated Eras Tour film titled The Eras Tour: The Final Show 🚨 Releasing December 12th (12/12

i blame male loneliness on the invention of 12-ft skeletons. how are we supposed to compete with that

if you don't believe teachers are filling our children's heads with a bunch of woke garbage then explain why my kid came home from school the other day and told me he's a little god damn teapot

i’ll never get over this

I have the same question for Tomi

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

Today marks the two-year anniversary of the horrific October 7 attack. As we mourn the 1,218 lives lost that day, let us also keep alive the dream of a lasting peace and a better future for all. Ceasefire now. Every hostage must come home. And a safer world for everyone.

For the first time in history renewable energy sources are now generating more power than coal worldwide. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

JUST IN: Chicago journalistsa re suing DHS and ICE over force used against reporters: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A. ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why. A judge has ordered his immediate release. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Wishing @sjoshua270.bsky.social the happiest 10 year wedding anniversary. The last decade of our marriage has been full of whimsy and joy. I am forever grateful to have met my best friend 16 years ago. Now we get to go through this journey called life with you forever more. Josh I love you the most

Fascism is capitalism in decay.

Taylor "Big Dick" Swift 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm home from work and am packing for our anniversary trip! I can't wait for this album to drop! I got my shipping info and I'm going to a listening party in town! Going to D.C. in la mañana and heading to the movies to see the movie with you guys! I can't waitttttt

Superbowl Halftime show artist is announced tonight. Who do we think it is?

Guysssss! My hotel is so TLOAS coded!

One freaking week! Aaaaaaaaa

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

What video game do you consider perfect?

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

A press release to beg people to stop criticizing Trump and DHS & ICE agents who are attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping people off the streets, operating concentration camps where members of Congress are not allowed in, and rendering people to foreign lands they've never been to 🤔

They’re not sending their best.

Hey, I need more friends on Goodreads! If you guys are interested here is my link. I just finished Fourth Wing and started Iron Flame. Gotta finish reading before TLOAS drops! www.goodreads.com/friend/i?inv...

get yourself a congressional candidate who can kill charybdis *and* prioritize direct action

Trans rights are human rights.

Illinois State Senator Karina Villa sprang into action to protect her community from ICE raids, alerting neighbors to their rights and chasing off masked agents. This is how you stand up to authoritarianism. We should all be inspired by Sen. Villa's courage.

You do not in fact have to praise the guy who said homeless people should be murdered with lethal injections and then apologized four days later to save his job. Let's get a grip here.

a millionaire? I’ve got two toilets in my house, man. what more could you want

salad

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

#ANewHope 🙏

“I wasn’t sure what number you wanted me to go with.” — Zuck, 100% pathetically bitch-made by a man who said he should be thrown in jail for life, appeasing an administration who says his wife’s family isn’t American, loving how RFK is dismantling every public health advancement that CZI ever made.

something poetic about cinematographers looking for the best image stabilization in hardware while digital animators are searching for the most believable camera shake in software

Today makes 13 years since my last drink. HUZZAH!

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

Undertale

Just want everyone to know that Heater is being very brave in her stroller at the vet.

Tesla sales plunge 40% in Europe. womp womp. 😂😅🥰

Please inform me if I'm wrong, but: Isn't it stupid that shareholders can sue a company for making decisions that hurt their profits, but citizens can't sue Congress people for acting against the citizens' interest?

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift should get married for the Super Bowl halftime show like a WWE wedding

Yallllll! I was in a meeting at work when the 🧨 💍 ✨ engagement ✨ dropped. My coworkers were coming to my classroom and telling me. My in-laws, my friends from all over, and everyone that knows me has texted me. What a joyous day for us all!

Moonflow is on the shelf at my local Barnes and noble!!!!!!!

What do YOU think? Sound off in the comments!

A man got a blowjob from a trans woman and after his friends mocked him, he called the police and filed a criminal complaint. Now she has been convicted of sexual assault for not disclosing she was trans and will now have to register as a sex offender. www.bbc.com/news/article...

OMG. This is actually quite telling.

it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous

I wanna be defined by the thing I love (Taylor Swift, fall, the Philadelphia Eagles, butterflies) not the things I hate (pickles, fascism, traffic) not the things I'm afraid of (painful death, creepy men, instability) not the things that haunt me in the middle of the night (aniexty, depression)