We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime

do you also sometimes dream of being semi-rich just so that you can donate to, commission or shop from every artist you see online

Subtitles aren’t just for deaf or hard of hearing players. They’re important for players in loud environments (who can’t use headphones), non-native speakers who rely on text to follow dialogue, and many neurodivergent folks who struggle to focus or process audio quickly. Just to mention few.

really gonna miss discourse like this

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊 me: that sounds nice! what happened next? american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

(wearing tweed blazer with elbow patches) egg, and furthermore, nog

Cops are so childish. Oh you’re hiding behind a bush in your Ford Escape? Gonna pop out and chase me? Grow up

I’m in your girls kitchen expertly segmenting grapefruit

dracula with a guitar: anyvays heres vondervall

Boingo Hotspot would be such a beautiful name for a baby girl

shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee

im surprised noone's cracked the code on this thing i made. genloss villains if they were WOKE: the deviLESBIAN / slimecicLESBIAN the PRONOUNS heTRANS ranBISEXUAL wire moNONBINARY

Oh yeah, I’m a diarrhea girly

If you think about it, bed bugs are kinda like midnight snacks

Wife is greening out so I’m gonna start counting down from 10 slowly

I would simply not pester her about the green ribbon she wears around her neck at all times. That’s not my business.

Q-tips are so named because of the quarters found in and around the ears

just found a baby in a locked car and I'm trying to smash the windows open to save it, but the lady inside keeps honking the horn and screaming at me to go away- this is why there's no good samaritans anymore

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

Getting anxious at the function and shitting up my back like a newborn

Can we pretend that windmills in the night sky are like shooting stars

i want to go to tommyinnits survival tour

hello mouthwashers im attempting something here’s my art #anyamouthwashing

i meant yapper i’m shooting myself point blank

i Do not have lice

i have lice my head itch so bad

Happy 16th everbody , I've bring the fireworks #dsmpfanart #dsmp #technobladefanart #technoblade #art #fanart

okay bluesky remove the word limit so i can NOT feel like a tapper. Thanks

didn’t even have to get into mouthwashing tbh

sometimes i forget to respond to a text message so i go to reply and realise its already been three weeks since i first saw it, im still in the same spot, the world has kept moving around me, time wont stop for anyone, we keep getting older and we must keep going

the worst part about not indulging in the actual dsmp live/vods while it was still at its peak is like. i COULD do it now but i don’t want to see Him. so i’m forever only going to know small bits and pieces of what actually happened

I NEED MORE BOOBER AND OR DSMP MOOTS Please follow me if you like those I'm cool I swear 💪💪

where is bootwt 💔💔💔💔

i follow over 50 people and like 2 of them fit that category youd think it’s start picking up on SOMETHING

bluesky wtop showing me millennial gamers i don’t care PLEASE

hello boobers! here's a starter pack to help you find some fellow #ranboo enjoyers :D go.bsky.app/B9pBUcR

i need more brain rot on here im sorry idgaf about the cats where is the funny shit

Anybody got them funny accounts to follow? I need my brain rot algorithm back

Generation Loss Day!!

anyone else's "discover" page just CATS CATS AND MORE CATS

where da hoes at