8,206,885,210 people on this mf planet and not a goddamn one of them can teach me how to spell restuaruant

Do NOT let Donald Trump distract you from how stinky my dick is

Farting

Forcing a cave man to watch Inside Out and then he bashes his skull open to let the people out

Holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity today, while I too, green out

Something about being in a movie theater just makes you really wanna piss

Where the fuck is all the brain rot my timeline is so boring

The guy who made block lists on this app must’ve felt like God

Just finished the Narnia books and they were lowkey ass. CS Lewis count your fucking days

Shoutout to when I caca on my weewizz

BOOOOOOO 👎👎👎👎🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

Thinkin bout how one time I applied to Kroger and they sent me a rejection email 3 whole years later

If you think about it, bed bugs are kinda like midnight snacks

Giraffes are pretty fucked up like those guys really just be existing

Oh yeah, I’m a diarrhea girly

Wife is greening out so I’m gonna start counting down from 10 slowly

So do we have drafts or no

Honestly huge W, love to see it

Taking my Dune worm popcorn bucket into the Wicked screening and telling everyone it’s in the movie

Anybody got them funny accounts to follow? I need my brain rot algorithm back

Me if y’all care

Dune 2 this, Dune 2 that. You should see what she’s Dune 2 my dingding

E-Girl pussy got me havin a 401k

Who up rangin they goon

Moms watch Super-Nanny one time and they’re like “I’ll kill you”

Forgive me father for I be playin with my balls

How i thought that fight last night would go

Another quick blockchain for the newbie’s bsky.app/profile/did:...

So funny that every six months the government is like “yeah aliens exist” and we’re all like “ok not right now please”

GOG Preservation Program announced - a new initiative from GOG to maintain games' compatibility with modern and future systems. Over 100 titles in the program buff.ly/3UNiSEJ

If you migrated from twitter and voted for Trump I want you to fuck off