Everyone is gonna act normal at this part right? Tbh in theory there is nothing wrong with this and I know why it's being highlighted. In practice though it's more Jewish exceptionalism and it doesn't actual target the root cause of racism or antisemitism.

Getting revenge on my dick by punching my balls.

People are weird sometimes if you don't have kids, they're like what about having a legacy, and I just point to my box of various wires and power cables

I am proud that Australia is sending home yet another instance of colonial violence to the metropole, as the British discover the refined brutality of the Labor leadership spill

It's-

Listing to Yiddush protest songs to find out they're all bangers.

In his favourite spot.

Plauge Ship tracker.

self-identified liberals will just say things like "liberalism defeated the nazis"

it feels bad driving home in silence with a 40k army that just lost. is this what it feels like when a marriage is failing

Liberal Party RN

Lemon of the year folks.

Either he is totally cooked or he experiences all time Simultaneously

Of the bosses. By the bosses. For the bosses.

I had a great experience today with some like-minded people and also at the same time going back to day to day reality is feeling like absolute cognitive whiplash.

I truly hate the people who have robbed the 21st century of renewables.

Stank Jail

The Nuthouse would be a good name for a chain of Brothels

Better get the Duskbloods buddy.

He's become a sentient slot machine of answers

such a cool time

Queer Eye shows the effects of having a week off and having 5 competent assistants.

There is no kind of dread like getting an IRL phone call from your parents in the states at 2am with a message only to call and they tell you it's a pocket Dial.

Folks. We're close to knock offs.

Every time they attack Iran then chicken out I think about Buster Bleuth saying "I'm going to war!"

The extremely rare catcopus.

My reckon is the US will drag the war out long enough to get to some kind of ending towards the midterms and people will eat it up when petrol drops.

The KGB was at least intimidating. These guys are just scared nerds.

fredo is right, and i will add that the goal of "efficiency" means that you don't have time in which to have new thoughts. the relentless drive for labor leaves no space and time for the thoughts that lead to new writing, new drawings, or new songs. same reason they keep your phone buzzing all day

I gotta take a walk man

“NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!” is an objectively hilarious send-off for a suicide note. It’s like an angry one-star Yelp review of life. It’s like what our three year old shouts when we tell him he has to clean up a mess he made.

RIP Ted Turner. I assumed you would be beaten to death with a golf club in a city under the sea.

Re-upping my plan to kickstart a Melbourne proof umbrella. It's just a single piece of Iron, it doesn't fold down and it is 40kg

We're so close to president Weekend at Bernie's

this is like an arrested development bit

Definitely a Sheriff of Nottingham vibe.

Australia is not a serious country. Actual legal tender:

You'd *assume* it might make it harder for them to run the "oh we are just concerned about antisemitism" campaign of fuckery aimed at anyone insufficiently right wing again. But I'm sure they'll still do it.

The Matrix is two hours of Carrie-Anne Moss in latex and cops getting shot and people have the audacity to not consider it the greatest action film ever made.

what if gorilla grodd had succeeded in killing obama in college

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

This will never be relevant to me in Melbourne

Yo where dis orgy at?

Every rate rise is actually how much more percent the strait is open.

Whacked my knee at the end of a drum session, that's a 3 day recovery.