Musk's app now removing community notes on the posts of Putin's propagandists. "For my friends EVERYTHING. For everyone else, THE LAW".

showing up to the party with wine and a cheese board like yeah i totally have my life together

Honestly cancelled Netflix and didn’t even notice, kinda like why they do to good shows after 2 seasons

I’d rather lather my balls in acid

I would also want to start a civil war if I used overhead lighting

Unfortunately seems like they won’t arrest ICE agents whose excessive force, so I’m worried what this “intervention” will actually accomplish

your honor when you said I may approach the bench I assumed I would get uppies to get there

i decided that today I’m going to post through it and what I’m posting through is unclear, probably total anonymity and a complete lack of posting talent

I would agree but then I remember that Jared Leto is a thing and really, verifiably, no one asked for Jared Leto

as someone who doesn’t use YouTube you can’t convince me there is anything on there anyone needs to see

where there’s a will there’s a good and a hunting

There is this thing with movies where like.... You don't learn to understand movies by watching good movies. If you just watch good movies it's like "wow! It's like magic!" You gotta watch bad movies -- like actually bad movies -- to see the the raw process. I... think art in general is like that??

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again

Please remember to relentlessly support the WNBA PLAYERS when they are inevitably forced to strike or the owners lock them out. Management is always wrong.

if you had to design a guy in a lab to be bad at every aspect of 21st century politics you'd come back out with this dude

Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars. She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:

As long as insincere “centrists” perform false equivalences for $s, we will continue to lose ground to fascists and authoritarians

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.

We need 10000 Lina Khans

made some new pots & bowls and really pleased with how they turned out remember that the fingers are not your friends, they are evil fingers the fingers went bad

Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.

Generations of gerrymandering have created a farm system for democratic politicians that optimizes for running against the left So presidential candidates have never run a competitive race against a Republican

No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer

Ehhh gonna have to A/B test this

There is literally footage of the IDF executing these two Palestinian men in the West Bank, after they surrendered. There's no "appear" about it.

made some new pots & bowls and really pleased with how they turned out remember that the fingers are not your friends, they are evil fingers the fingers went bad

What a fucking idiot

Look, every single “deal” reached by a university with the Trump administration is a moral stain that will be seen with deep embarrassment once we’re through this. But for Northwestern to do this now, when the administration is visibly weakened, is even more shameful and inexcusable.

There are so many funny comedians working right now, man. Profiling Louis CK in 2025 is some intense loser shit. That writer doesn't know ball at all

weenies reporting on other weenies in the weeny Olympics

How did the @nytimes.com editors let this sentence appear? "Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration." www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...

Fuck northwestern

calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for

Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”

ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date

Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time

Tom Brady’s commentary is somehow about as insufferable as it was when he started doing this

Tom Brady stfu challenge

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Worth reading til the last drop

“Hey we put all our money in the energy machine that no one can make profitable! We put so much in there that it would ruin everyone if we turn it off. Help or else your 401k will die”

"device hoarding" is a phrase that would have made my grandparents become the Joker

EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg

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Wait a minute...you mean to tell me thousands of the most beautiful women on earth didn't all randomly decide to join Twitter in 2023?????

Every time

Listen if you don’t constantly rotate while you sleep you will be unevenly cooked