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hard pretzels are not food, they are disbursement mechanisms for little knives in your mouth
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Jay in Kyiv
about 14 hours ago
Musk's app now removing community notes on the posts of Putin's propagandists. "For my friends EVERYTHING. For everyone else, THE LAW".
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crocetteš
1 day ago
showing up to the party with wine and a cheese board like yeah i totally have my life together
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Honestly cancelled Netflix and didnāt even notice, kinda like why they do to good shows after 2 seasons
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Iād rather lather my balls in acid
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I would also want to start a civil war if I used overhead lighting
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Unfortunately seems like they wonāt arrest ICE agents whose excessive force, so Iām worried what this āinterventionā will actually accomplish
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Fun
2 days ago
your honor when you said I may approach the bench I assumed I would get uppies to get there
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i decided that today Iām going to post through it and what Iām posting through is unclear, probably total anonymity and a complete lack of posting talent
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I would agree but then I remember that Jared Leto is a thing and really, verifiably, no one asked for Jared Leto
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2 days ago
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as someone who doesnāt use YouTube you canāt convince me there is anything on there anyone needs to see
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where thereās a will thereās a good and a hunting
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Kayin
3 days ago
There is this thing with movies where like.... You don't learn to understand movies by watching good movies. If you just watch good movies it's like "wow! It's like magic!" You gotta watch bad movies -- like actually bad movies -- to see the the raw process. I... think art in general is like that??
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onion person
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Kashana
4 days ago
All super rich guys sound the same now. Itās all āI sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product thatās going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyoneās ever seen.ā
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crocetteš
4 days ago
remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again
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Luke Bonner
4 days ago
Please remember to relentlessly support the WNBA PLAYERS when they are inevitably forced to strike or the owners lock them out. Management is always wrong.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
4 days ago
if you had to design a guy in a lab to be bad at every aspect of 21st century politics you'd come back out with this dude
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Prem Thakker ć
4 days ago
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars. She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
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As long as insincere ācentristsā perform false equivalences for $s, we will continue to lose ground to fascists and authoritarians
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
5 days ago
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
6 days ago
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
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We need 10000 Lina Khans
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made some new pots & bowls and really pleased with how they turned out remember that the fingers are not your friends, they are evil fingers the fingers went bad
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Tim Onion
7 days ago
Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Canāt believe weāre gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
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Generations of gerrymandering have created a farm system for democratic politicians that optimizes for running against the left So presidential candidates have never run a competitive race against a Republican
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Gillian Branstetter
8 days ago
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
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Ehhh gonna have to A/B test this
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Jenny Frecklington-Jones #IStandWithPalestinešš
9 days ago
There is literally footage of the IDF executing these two Palestinian men in the West Bank, after they surrendered. There's no "appear" about it.
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made some new pots & bowls and really pleased with how they turned out remember that the fingers are not your friends, they are evil fingers the fingers went bad
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What a fucking idiot
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Filipe Campante
9 days ago
Look, every single ādealā reached by a university with the Trump administration is a moral stain that will be seen with deep embarrassment once weāre through this. But for Northwestern to do this now, when the administration is visibly weakened, is even more shameful and inexcusable.
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Blue sky nice ghost
9 days ago
There are so many funny comedians working right now, man. Profiling Louis CK in 2025 is some intense loser shit. That writer doesn't know ball at all
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weenies reporting on other weenies in the weeny Olympics
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9 days ago
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Marty Lederman
9 days ago
How did the
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editors let this sentence appear? "Critics have likened Mr. Trumpās approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/us/politics/northwestern-university-trump-deal.html
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Fuck northwestern
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9 days ago
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derek guy
9 days ago
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
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Mina Kimes
10 days ago
Nothing will top the one that was like āthank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when itās rainingā
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Ken Tremendous
10 days ago
ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date
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Mina Kimes
10 days ago
Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes havenāt been doing that since the beginning of time
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Jake Lahut
10 days ago
Tom Bradyās commentary is somehow about as insufferable as it was when he started doing this
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Kirk
10 days ago
Tom Brady stfu challenge
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Rebecca Colesworthy
12 days ago
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Worth reading til the last drop
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āHey we put all our money in the energy machine that no one can make profitable! We put so much in there that it would ruin everyone if we turn it off. Help or else your 401k will dieā
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
12 days ago
"device hoarding" is a phrase that would have made my grandparents become the Joker
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Bloomberg News
12 days ago
EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
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Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine ā and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
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Mina Kimes
14 days ago
Wait a minute...you mean to tell me thousands of the most beautiful women on earth didn't all randomly decide to join Twitter in 2023?????
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Michael Hobbes
15 days ago
Every time
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Jonathan Edward Durham
14 days ago
Listen if you donāt constantly rotate while you sleep you will be unevenly cooked
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