Jurassic Park. I was the only one of my 3 siblings who finished the film cos they're wimps.

Aww James Van Der Beek has died. Obvs he'll always be Dawson to my generation but he was so good in Dont Trust The B In Apt 23.

if your money was on "oh my god you unbelievable dipshit why did you embarrass me on international television we are obviously not getting back together" congratulations please come collect your winnings

One of the best things about this Olympics has been the sheer enthusiasm of the commentators. No matter the nationality they just are so happy to see cool tricks and skills.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

We're watching the doubles luge & honestly, I don't think I can get over how utterly odd it is. What does adding a second person add to it? How do they figure out that their sport is to lie on top of someone and then fling themselves down an ice hill on a tray with blades? I love it But its weird!

Me: gosh I feel so low today, just so sad and unmotivated. How odd, wonder why My uterus: fuck you thats why.

the rollout of the mRNA vaccines was one of the greatest public health triumphs in history and the end result has been the all-around triumph of the antivax movement and I will never get over it

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Today was a good day! My #3goodthings 1. Passed my final assignment for my CIPD qualification - now just to wait for moderation in the spring 2. Swapped a holiday to Thailand from the US for next year 3. 80 days until Japan!

Make no mistake: the mandate was not being a tory, and you’ve pretty much ignored it.

This is so powerful - the act of distancing yourself from the enablers. Networks of abusers exist in all walks of life - so many of them are passively maintained by people who choose to look the other way. If there is any legacy of the Epstein files, I hope it will involve bold stances like this.

Today is a serious day! The prime minister is at risk of being toppled! The Scottish Labour leader has called for him to go! What Rayner and Lammy and Reed say now really does matter! And they're saying it pretty much exclusively on a site that is arguably incomptable with UK law

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself! bluesky-map.theo.io I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

They dont have to use this language.

I would die for neolithic pig cauldron.

mashallah he is gone, to celebrate I've made the piece I wrote last year about arguably the most embarrassing project I've ever worked on free to read: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/so-about-t...

Right that the prime minister has resigned. His successor, Keir Starmer, has a very difficult inheritance.

Love it

Just when you think Wales can't get any worse they have 2 players sent to the sin bin.

On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was

I often think of this dog, from 2013, who did not learn a single lesson.

Hes so good at this. Like Obama good.

No price for this doggie in the window alas.

Went out, got wet, eating a panini now.

Can we talk about the Haitian Olympic uniforms? I’m tired and it’s almost midnight but dang Stella Jean said fuck you the Olympic committee and I’m so here for it?

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

It's been heartbreaking seeing so many people I know use ChatGPT to generate "caricatures" when I am married to a living, breathing caricaturist. This technology was built off theft. It's soulless & bland. Here's caricatures by @tealcartoons.bsky.social to remind people what human art looks like.

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

WE DID IT!!! Thank you so so so much, from me and the kitties whose lives you've just changed. And here's your reward... Our newest Merry Moggy, HAMHAM!

It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.

Taking my second duvet day from work tomorrow before it resets 1st April. And I will be taking that literally and rotting in bed.

the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex

Ferbruary #oldknees

I've reread this like 3 times. Freed herself from slavery by running away, *went back a week later bc the slaver was talking shit, set his house on fire, and then escaped again is absolutely incredible queen shit

Musk - fine with Jesus (an attested Middle Eastern historic figure) being white. - Furious that an entirely made up woman in a myth about gods and monsters is black.

I don't know who these people are but I have never seen a beard that big with a mouth that small before. It looks like a joke shop beard.

FUCK YEAH. ELK.

Then they can both fuck off.

sorry to be sentimental but this is the most amazing heartwarming story

Finally got my bookshop.org account up and running with a list of books that either helped inspire Pagans or were fantastic resources while writing it. Loads more to add, but this is a start: uk.bookshop.org/lists/pagans...

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Que sera sera...

HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS

Bet Kai bloody loved that goal.

Do not like.

Yay arsenal win a trophy.

Totally undeserved, we should have been 6-1 up ages ago.