What a legacy to leave.

Sick as a dog so today is a bed day.

The veneration of Books As Objects misses the point entirely. If you're reading a book, turn the corners down, break the spine, spill soup on it. It's your book, go nuts. A pristine, unread book is a tragedy in a way that a beloved, much-read book that looks like the dog's been at it could never be.

80 minute horror I love you.

They can fuck right off with this shit. And Labour better be unequivocal with any response when required.

Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.

We're going to longleat for the lights at Christmas and now I must see wee lad and wee wee lad.

This is such a clever idea on taking kids to museums/galleries www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

@sarahcuepers.bsky.social the power of paracetamol!

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

Oh rubbish, will always love her in First Wives Club.

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

If your performance was “a force for social transformation”, then do it for £0.00?

nothing but respect for my Antichrist

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

Can't be foing that keeper.

It's apparently Amazon Prime Big Deals Day, or something?! If you've finished buying shiny things and would like to treat some homeless moggies to a meal, here's our wishlist. Thank you 🫶

I resdeign a lot of training decks for services and this might be my very favourite instruction I've been given.

Putting my anti-Nazi stickers up in various cities I visit. I’m going to try to hit EVERY city in the UK. I might need some help though.

Crafty Wank strikes again.

I need everyone to see this immediately

Watching a documentary on the Carpenters, five minutes in. It’s only just begun.

This had better be a case of them trailing it to see just how bad a reception it gets.

One day everyone will accept Netanyahu to be pure evil. It will be a mainstream consensus. At that point he will be used as a convenient sponge for all the crimes against humanity that have been perpetrated in his time. As if it all started and ended with him. Always remember - it was never just him

Please don't.

"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"

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Didn't get to sleep till 4.30am and I am flagging big time.

I got salmon out for dinner and have no idea what i want to do with it.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

I have to do some work this arvo so I'm marathoning diners, drive ins and dives in the background. I cant listen to an audiobook and work as I get too distracted.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Freedom is just another name for “a gap in the law”.

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet. After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

Love her. 🎯😅

As bad as BTK standing too close to a tree

No.

The wind is still gale force and there's a big plant that keeps knocking on the window but it could also be a psycho with a hook tapping so I might be dead soon.

I’ve been learning how to guess the weight of dogs - I picked up a few pointers yesterday.

Its a dark and stormy evening, so I made chips and gravy and am watching a documentary about son of sam. I also drank a 0% pilsner.

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Fucking hell

In memoriam...

Just tipped my coffee on the floor. How's your friday doing?