The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Happy blessed day to all those that celebrate.

This audible sale is absolutely rinsing my bank account. Good thing it ends today.

So loud

Maybe arsenal winning will stop WW3.

Arsenal won. That's nice.

That's a good goal.

Having a flake if you wanna fight about it.

Going well i see.

Just dont lose arsenal. I dont expect them to play well but just dont lose please.

I have the dread for so many reasons

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

World War 3 might start tonight and arsenal are playing. Fitting.

I was just talking to a friend today about Dolly Parton's Imagination Library - new books every month, totally for free, for kids ages 1-5. My son was part of the program - this is a copy of the letter that came with his last book, right after his 5th birthday.

Evil Under The Sun is literally my favourite movie of all time, Jane Birkin...well if you've watched it you know!

Nazis have been listening to it in public in Germany. That says it all. I don’t care how good his back catalogue is (and in 2009 he was probably my favourite artist). He has unleashed something so dangerous and I don’t understand why he’s been given a way back.

Our neighbours have a lovely kitty called flynn who patrols our houses and means other cats don't poop in our garden. He's a tart for attention from us when they aren't in, and we got many pets in today. Everytime I think now is the time I won't be allergic and yet...

Not gonna lie, I'm not sure this season is gonna end as we hoped. Maybe I'm wrong but I'm not confident in the manager or the team.

Bit embarrassing this.

We watch this joy at least once a year, along with Evil Under The Sun.

an inspiration for us all. she got out.

Finally we'll be going and drinking fukui sake too.

Really glad that we seem to have given city some confidence by losing the cup against them so meekly. Let's hope arsenal don't keep that final form up tonight.

The horse makes a compelling argument.

Every time I post about endometriosis and dare to make it, gender inclusive, I always get a lot of comments from people angry that I didn’t just say “women” And every time, I think about how Rowling has enough money to cure endometriosis forever. But she doesn’t actually give a fuck about women.

And I am going for the pho.

Very impressive to publish a research paper at all when you were born yesterday.

My wish was granted.

I dont cook from scratch as much as I used to but made a prawn pasta this evening which turned out pretty darn well. Spicey, garlicky, lemony, winey and spinachy as we're iron deficient.

I am not an April fools person, not at all, but The Phoenix is the one exception. Every year they prank kids with a different ‘wrong’ magazine, and every year the dedication to the bit is outSTANDING 🫡

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

What's making me happy right now is thinking of Trump sitting/sleeping there, with ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA how hard he's losing.

Drove up the Rhondda for an event, I do love the valleys, its so beautiful.

It is genuinely abhorrent that a major festival would choose to book a headliner who released "Heil Hitler" *less than a year ago*. The muted outcry to it is truly chilling, too. We are deep into an antisemitism crisis that too many people want to ignore or deny.

Princess Anne continues to merge with the Christopher Walken meme

Wow this is brand new information to me.

1st April on social media is the worst day of the year.

Fist my bump

Instagram i dont know what makes you think i want hyrox videos when all i look at is food, travel and animals but please stop. I will not be taking the hint.

Isn't this how it works for Trump?

This isn't much to ask for in life is it.

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something

Accidentally had a nap earlier so thats my sleep fucked for the week.