Here's Mikel Merino mocking you know who. 😂

Feel absolutely vindicated for not watching a single minute of that tournament.

Hope martinez is crying.

Can't believe any of you watched the half time show.

Odyssey is good innit.

this is you in meta’s pervert glasses

I know it's only a PCC election with low turnout but 11% for a party that happily accepts neo-Nazis as members is really bad.

Haven't seen a girl with broccoli hair before.

gotta say I find the framing of this stuff really tedious. "ooh the right wing are going to hate this!!!" who the fuck cares, stop talking about them and their stupid opinions

The day is always won if this happens or if it comes in to land and flies over your head

I didn't realise I was meant to be embarrassed by enjoying Hamilton now. I am not however and will continue to sing 'One Last Time' at the top of my lungs in the car.

Went to the gym and on the way home coming past the airport a plane took off over my car so the day has peaked.

Good stuff CiW.

i have just discovered that the Usual Suspects are really angry about Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey for some reason and can i just say: being someone who genuinely enjoys video games and movies is honestly really wonderful, highly recommend

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

The queue for the Mobile Library yesterday 🐈‍⬛️🐈

I have huge news to share - Sea of Darkness will be my next book! The background research to write the proposal alone has taken me a year. Now the real work begins! The Bookseller goes on to say…

and it can fuckin stay there

Glad England are boycotting the final like i am.

This photo help

"You come up with a slogan for the ice cream shop?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin haunting just like you asked." "what"

Wheres these endorphins from exercises then. I just feel death on my shoulder.

Fuck that guy then.

The jig been up and he’s always been emotional about people seeing him for who he truly is.

You'd think the intelligence services having to raise the national terror threat level because of a surge in Nazi terrorism might have been a bigger story

oh great, this is going to be just brilliant.

My parents went to the bank in Barry, some kid with his dad trying to open a new bank account. Apparently just signed for arsenal.

The polar opposite reactions here to the deaths of Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham are such a reminder that we all have a choice whether to live our lives in a way that brings joy or misery to those around us. I think if you’re remembered fondly as Sam Neill is today, you’ve pretty much won at life.

Absolutely gutted

re-upping this thread on the wonder of jurassic park because the great sam neill has left us an incomparable actor who truly understood the magic of cinema thanks, sam, for sharing that magic with all of us

Horrible news, Sam Neill was a terrific actor and seemed like a good man too. RiP Dr Grant.

Is good, thin sliced red onion, nice tomatoes, olive oil, red wine vinegar, s&p and crusty bread on the side.

Good. Rot in hell.

Booo, come on Norway.

Fucking ew. Knew i hated him for a reason.

So hot i think ive melted into my bed.

Going to make this a limited run of 100 A5 prints with £5 going to Show Racism the Red Card. Only £15 a pop, if they all sell the charity gets £500 You can get one here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/world... Please share with any footy fans.

“Thought you were supposed to be against hate and intolerance” nope. I’m for justice, and that requires hating injustice and those who seek to uphold it. You can’t be tolerant of people who are intolerant of your mere existence, because that’s not tolerance, it’s submission.

Worth reading the thread and realising that we're all the same, just a few thousand years later.

Put the bed linen on the line folks as it's a Good Day To Get Things Dried.

Did a circuit training gym class today when it was 30 degrees and nearly died. They had a (1) fan and the doors open so think that staved off my demise.

Watching The Batman. I will never cease to be amazed by how much Colin Farrell disappears into The Penguin. I just can't see him at all.

The media’s language in coverage of sexual violence is so wild compared to any other subject matter. Instead of “it rained” they’re like “Several women allege that they received nonconsentual water upon their persons. We interviewed men they know, who confirmed that the women seemed damp.”

I don't know anything about womenswear, but I stumbled upon Caleigh O'Donnell's Instagram last year and find her content to be very thoughtful and substantive. Goes beyond "here's how to look cool" or "everyone needs this" cliches. Many frameworks can be applied to menswear. IG itscalbal

Can't wait for this!

A friend who knows someone who knows someone who was good friends with Bonnie Tyler told me this morning about her dying before it hit the news. Thats my new claim to fame.

Grateful to the Telegraph for providing the definitive answer to its own question, albeit in quite small letters.