Over the course of 4 YEARS, 2 of Joe Biden’s Cabinet Secretaries resigned, both on good terms in order to accept other positions. Over the course of the last 4 WEEKS, 3 of Donald Trump’s Cabinet Secretaries have been fired due to scandal and incompetence.

We never had to worry about fake news until we had a fake president.

How have I been to Culver City countless times and never knew about this joint? I must go.

This is how most of us feel every day that Piggy is allowed free rein to commit crimes without any pushback.

Woke up from an unintentionally protracted couch nap having had a dream where the word “dunderchurling” was used repeatedly as a euphemism for vomiting.

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?

Has anyone in the media asked Trump how he feels about his DOJ being 0-5 in lawsuits to gain access to state voter rolls? Seems like an important thing to ask.

I hate him for making me believe Iran over a sitting president

I am sad that we were robbed of Phillip Seymour Hoffman before he got to play old man roles.

Will voters EVER understand the big lie about "scary democratic (small D) socialist policies?!" Bernie has told us for decades, and Mamdani is showing us now. We can instantly fund a WAR but have TO DEBATE for decades about healthcare for all - GEEZUS! They've LIED TO US FOR PROFIT for decades.

People who’ve yelled “that’s Photoshopped” about completely real images for 20 years are now yelling at people that obvious AI isn’t AI.

Now THIS is how you market a record. #Zevon

Apollo missions used film, Artemis used digital. I know which I prefer and it smells like cellulose acetate.

trump is doing all this and the Pope never mentioned his name once.

God damn it www.yahoo.com/news/article...

I’ll never get over the complete insanity of an evil rapist convicted felon who has corruptly abused the pardon power to help his fellow criminals as well as January 6 terrorists calling other people “weak on crime” let alone the Pope.

Very weird fog in downtown Chicago today that from my vantage point seemed to engulf ONLY Trump Tower. Fun to imagine it was some sort of papal smoke retribution.

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Imagine beefing with the Pope all week and having your sycophants claim the Pope doesn't know the Bible only for one of your people to come out here and quote a fake Bible verse from a movie. Embarrassing.

If robots get rights before Black people catch me on evening news

Is there anyone who thinks the Trump Jesus ISN’T “a doctored image”?! What else would it be, a photograph?!

Lillian Gish was a bad-ass.

“Netflix ruined movie theaters” People treating the theater like their living room ruined movie theaters more than anything else in my opinion.

I’m so happy for the people of Hungary.

sorry to get political but we should probably avoid electing unmedicated, clinically insane people as president in the future

If a Pope wrote a letter telling everyone how wrong I was and then the next Pope agreed, I’d probably change my name and get major plastic surgery to avoid the shame but then I’m not JD

The president staying up till 3 AM posting memes on social media would be a five alarm fire in any other society

Guessing this is why he's having 'Executive Time' until 2 PM today ... 😉

I’d like to live in a country where a grandma doesn’t have to work as a Door Dash driver to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment

Syd Barrett-era Pink Floyd was on American Bandstand doing “Apples and Oranges”?! WHAT?!

Repeatedly over the years my answer to “if I had a time machine” has been where is Captain Beefheart playing

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.

When my partner is out of town: 1) I wake up out of a stupor at 2:15 AM 2) By 2:30 AM I’m shouting “GOD, I LOVE BOB DYLAN”

I’ve somehow wound up hanging out with Amos Lee’s aunt.

Orban lost?!

David Bowie, Dorchester Hotel, London, 1979, by Steve Wood.

I do not want an artist-centered music streaming platform. I do not want a cooperative music streaming platform. I do not want a more ethical music streaming platform. I do not want a music streaming platform.

I don’t want to hear about the DNC “passing resolutions.” I want to hear about Democrats committing to implementing a full-blown Reconstruction that castrates the ability of this shit to ever happen again.

The couples who stroll into a bar with their enormous Saint Bernard, set up their stuff across three tables, and disappear for long stretches while strangers pet their dog need to be barred from taverns until Armageddon

Notice how the most celebrated and successful space mission in *decades* was run by at least 50% “DEI hires”—not all white men? And not even all Americans. Maybe diversity *is* strength . . .

Earlier I helped 3 young women get a group photo after seeing them struggle to take duo pics in shifts. One found the way I did it particularly thoughtful & sweetly asked, “Are you a girl dad?” I’m not a dad at all, but that comment means more than any masculine tuff guy fist bump ever has or will.

Hey let’s remember this: when Trump gives Iran multiple time the cash Obama did, Fox News will do wall to wall coverage of it like they did Obama. Right? RIGHT?

It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.

Literally all of this was avoidable if Trump never ripped up Obama’s nuclear deal

And Fetterman will fall over himself to confirm the guy