Jesse Ventura now looks like the lead in a movie where Santa Claus has to go undercover in a fourth grade class to find out what kids are into anymore.

Honestly think that if you pulled twitter from the App Store and shut it down it would fuck up the entire right wing ecosystem at that point. Like the entire media apparatus would fall apart.

Bovino need to have his shrinky dink body $&@"@&@"@&""@' while %+%*%*# horses take turns ?!$@?'k

NEW: Publishers of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette announce they are shutting down the newspaper on May 3, 2026. Hours ago, the Supreme Court of the US declined to extend a stay on a court order for the paper to pay its journalists following the end of a 3-year strike.

When it happens, what will you be wearing?

Organizers in Twin Cities making rare plea for folks to share broadly: ICE ops have changed & escalated this week. They've moved to a 'flood-the-zone' strategy, nabbing anyone they can from bus stops, the sidewalk, cars, or homes. This means indiscriminate abductions and obviously no warrants.

Anyone with children should be absolutely burning down AI data centers at this point

corporate media and centrist pundits are largely ignoring the drop in crime because their focus on crime during and after the George Floyd protests was about racism 🤷🏾‍♀️

Why no one should pay attention to the process or the outcome at this point. Just filler for the sports section

Twin Peaks and it's not even close

Man it must be nice to not have any scruples

Raises a lot more questions than it answers, Matt

Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

I don't enjoy that ppl probably lost jobs over this, but watching gaming CEO's eat absolute shit re: crypto/NFT fills me with a beautiful warm feeling.

Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally

Midterm and impeach. Midterm every politician against impeachment. We can't have a dementia-addled bag of McDonald's-filled-diapers play battleship with entire countries.

all love and solidarity with the people of venezuela

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"News we can all get behind!"

"In our first segment, we bring on Dirk Diggler to remind us of the many benefits of Mao's eradication of the experts and academics during his violent Cultural Revolution, brought to you by Strokesall, the shingles shot your doctors hate because it gives you shingles."

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"

The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.

My position has been quite consistent over time. The Urals are little more than a speed bump

"With a quarter of them being water" These dudes truly the cream of the crap.

Cheez-It Sampling Bar, featuring 10 different flavors of Cheez-Its

起きない犬🐶 Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.

We're like 2 weeks away from a billionaire creating a private security firm called Sephiroth LLC

I want to use the blockchain technology to go after antisemitism

Helped a pre-breakout Joseph Gordon-Leavitt buy a bunch of Criterion releases when I worked at the Kim's near Columbia

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine

tired: everything's computer wired: fewer things will be computer

I'm always saying this

octopus, penguin turtle miniature golf, routes 7 and 20, i, lenox, massachusetts, 1984

Chicago resisted. Protests came with a price. Bruises from pepper balls and fits of sickness from the tear gas. But also the shattering of illusions and loss of faith that what they witnessed could not happen in America. It did and is happening in America www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/28/c...

I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator

Drowsy Donald

thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible

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Merry joy to all you lovely people. One last Home Alone analog horror moment. 🎄

FULL SHARE for everybody on Rickey’s birthday

Last sentence the funniest one he's written all year: "How much money will you get if you take every billionaire's fortune?" All of it you tree stump. You human paraquat.