An infinitely greater scandal than the Supreme Court’s internal papers being leaked is what those leaked papers reveal: that the Chief Justice of the United States is a partisan hack with lifetime judicial tenure, elected by no one but engaged in naked politicking.

Democrats to Republicans mid-decade redistricting shenanigans:

Democrats to Republicans mid-decade redistricting shenanigans:

Cf. the Bezos Post, "Republicans gerrymandering in Texas is fine, actually" b/w "Democrats gerrymandering in Virginia is a threat to democracy"

John “balls and strikes” Roberts must be seething tonight.

Come for the epic “Ali from the top rope” takedown of Pete Kegbreath’s bad evangelical pastor. Stay for the womp womp sad trombone “rebuttal”.

LOL

@jaketapper.bsky.social, jumping on the “Trump is nuts” bandwagon:

It’s gonna be wild when Susan Collins beats Platner by double digits, votes to confirm Alito and Thomas’ 40-year old replacements, and the far left continues to blame centrists for the Trump calamity.

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

The new Stephen Sanchez single (“Chuck the Money”) is 🔥🔥🔥.

You say Rolls, I say Royce You say God give me a choice You say Lord, I say Christ I don't believe in Peter Pan Frankenstein or Superman All I wanna do is Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle

The woman by Kennedy’s side is trying so hard not to laugh

JD Vance only converted to Catholicism in 2019. He's been Catholic just as long as a class of second graders who just took their First Communion. If Vance disagrees with the actual pope, he's free to fuck off and find a yet another faith he can cynically exploit for his own political career.

Hey @governor.ny.gov, how about reopening Indian Point?

Never forget this October 2021 tweet from a WaPo reporter

Slow news weekend. Whatever will they talk about on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social’s fart joke radio show today?

one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"

JD Vance strikes again.

Seismic.

There's nothing more pathetic than people who think a demented old pedophile threatening to commit war crimes and abolish the constitution is A Strong Man. He's a rich kid who inherited money and became a reality TV star. I can't believe there are adults who don't think Trump is a fucking loser.

jealous that I didn’t write this one

It's the real ones that get me

You really spent time well ignoring Trump's cognitive decline while you wrote your book on Biden, @jaketapper.bsky.social. Great job, @cnn.com.

I’m imagining the sturm and drang from not just the right wing press if the Pentagon had a Catholics only Good Friday service during the Biden years.

Pete Hegseth is a white supremacist who is trying to re-segregate the military

TFW a senile pedophile fires you for jinxing the Dow.

Happy April Trump Supporters' Day!

Dedicated to … www.instagram.com/reel/DWhV9-M...

"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

Food science has reached its zenith.

No one has more intellectual contempt for Republican voters than elected Republicans.

2028 hopefuls like @governor.ca.gov and @governor.pa.gov continue to tone police their own voters about Israel.

You don't hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do.

I didn’t think you could possibly find currency less popular than the Sacajawea dollar coins, but here we go with currency signed by a pedophile:

Every project needs a very good foreman.

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Where will Bari fail upwards to next?

On Earth 2, where Donald Trump is in jail without his Truth Toilet account, this story would occupy @stephaniemiller.bsky.social’s fart joke radio show for the next three days, culminating with a Fridays with @frangeladuo.bsky.social for the absolute ages.

Just praying for as many people as possible to be saved from Trump getting rolled by the worst (Netanyahu, Graham, Murdoch) and most ignorant (Hegseth) fiends alive. Barely alive in most cases.

"We should have empathy for the president." Once again, the cult's cabinet officers insist that we must adjust our norms to make room for the world's most special little boy

my god the sheer sound will be deafening

He knows what the posts are gonna be like after he’s gone

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

How to wish happy birthday to a friend with shall we say eclectic music taste?

I have a patent law joke, but it’s obvious.

Maybe we shouldn’t have put a former reality TV game show host and the Fox & Friends weekend B squad in charge of the Department of Defense?

A hearty fuck you to all the price of eggs voters.

Trump to Consumers: Drop Dead