Baristas: “What if we made a white, but flat?”

Mumford and Sons: too many banjos, does not approve.

PRESIDENT: "We should have a national database of all legal US gun owners." CONSERVATIVES: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT IS UNAMERICAN!! YOU CAN'T TRACK AMERICAN CITIZENS!!! IT'S AGAINST OUR LIBERTY!!!!" PRESIDENT: "We will have a national database of all legal US voters." CONSERVATIVES: [yawn]

Today, Berlin did its best Silent Hill impression

Good morning. An account collating sexy gutters, for anyone that needs it today. www.instagram.com/sexygutters NSFW

If only there had been another reason to decarbonise society, invest in renewables, and electrify the transport system before this crisis

Leaflet I made for the Lib Dems in 2019

*emerging from a tank I have driven through your homes* ok which one of you assholes is going to clean up this mess.

[Sade voice 🎵]

Dear America, DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PRESIDENT AND YOUR FECKLESS GOVERNMENT! WHY SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE SUFFER BECAUSE OF THIS INSANITY? Signed, Most of the rest of the planet

Foreign policy experts say the war in Iran was not necessary. A guy who beats his wife and drinks four gin-and-tonics before lunch every day says that it was. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

Replacing Python as the glue for direct to GPU ML tasks is nice, but what about DOOM 2 ways: - A C implementation (based on DoomGeneric) rendered into a GPU window. - A TypeScript port of DOOM that renders into the same kind of GPU window, using Electrobun’s WGPU APIs from Bun.

The lesson of this war? Aging dictators should get out while the getting is good. by JD Vance

This is just to say I am trapped In Dubai While my Labradoodles Are sick Forgive me My Mounjaro pen Is in the ice box So crisp And so cold

Nigel Farage lied multiple times at his press conference today - including saying no-one who voted Green in Gorton and Denton has a job and he's "certain" Reform won most British born voters in the by-election, based on zero evidence, and yet not a single journalist there pushed back on them

Did you know you can just come talk to the people who help shape how the web works? If you're in London, the W3C Technical Architecture Group (TAG) is hosting a panel discussion this Wednesday evening. Well worth it if you're interested in getting involved in web standards! ti.to/web-standard...

When I saw the news story about the girls school being bombed, one of my first thoughts was about how unlike American physics, Iranian physics is 50% women at the undergrad level and how some of those girls who had been murdered were going to be physicists one day

the concept of calling an ai company “far left” because they’re not allowing you to use it to spy on american citizens and implement it into war strategy

Starting a war when your ratings are in the toilet is a well-trodden path which is why I'm concerned Starmer will lemming-like push the UK into Iran as well.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

So the two people who really really want an excuse to to be able to cancel elections just started a war? This’ll go grrreat!

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

if you believe in any form of free enterprise at all, the idea that the Pentagon can not only cut off your contract but designate you a supply chain risk and prevent other companies from buying from you just because you won't build killbots for the government should be terrifying

🚨 HANDS OFF IRAN Join the emergency demonstration at Downing Street at 3:30PM today and oppose the US and Israel illegal war on Iran 👇

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Welcome to wwiii I guess

EXCLUSIVE: Reform UK just broke electoral law in Gorton and Denton. The party confirmed they sent out campaign materials without proper party imprint, something it insists was a mistake.

About yesterday…

It's hard to overstate how ell-organized the portland march that got gassed was... organizers made the crowd promise to be peaceful, said the march would slow in front of the ICE building but not stop, that we would stick to one chant (ICE Out). They did absolutely everything right and got gassed.

sure they’re tear-gassing toddlers but what do the polls say

Umer Khalid’s water strike starts tonight if the UK government does not enter negotiations with Prisoners for Palestine. The human body can survive, on average, 3 days without water. The genocide in Gaza continues, solidarity with a comrade risking his own life to oppose it

Great to see shOUT, the queer magazine @drwilln.bsky.social, @scottlet.org and I worked on in the mid-90s, appear in this article >> The Queer Norfolk archive was set up in 2022 by Adam Baker, who wanted to bring all of Norfolk's queer history into one place www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hey little buddy, are you OK?

Being so centrist and melty must suck

Happy Saturday the 13th! It’s terror, but with added brunch!

“My entire portfolio was focused on white supremacists and violent extremists. After October 7th, it was exclusively pro-Palestine.” Read @maricohen.bsky.social and @alexbkane.bsky.social's report on the state of the ADL as it faces isolation from the FBI: jewishcurrents.org/the-adl-trie...

In prison, as in occupied Palestine, the spectre of death is a constant, whether sudden or slow, sought out or fought against. Available in EN, ES, PT-BR, DE, FR, IT, AR, HI and RU.

Leto II: But would you still love me if I was a worm?

Keir Starmer calls Sadiq Khan a “friend”. The same thing he called Jeremy Corbyn repeatedly, before purging him. Better watch out @sadiqkhanlondon.bsky.social!

Hmm. I think the crash…might have begun?

Pete Hegseth is violating international law the right way. by Ezra Klein

If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime. If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder. It’s that simple.

god, listening to the ads on the radio is so depressing, almost every ad is just 'GAMBLE GAMBLE GAMBLE!! BINGO!!SCRATCHCARDS!!BETTING!! DESPERATE FOR MONEY?? THIS IS THE ONLY WAY!! TAKE UP GAMBLING TODAY!!' and the only other type of ad is 'Are you in crippling credit card debt? Call us today...'

The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.

Wildest @politicshome.bsky.social headline I’ve seen for a long time www.politicshome.com/news/article...

“If you want to know what a bubble looks like, it’s this” Dotcom crash meet Enron open.substack.com/pub/broligar...