You know who you never hear about in the Epstein files? Denny Hastert, he’s one of those old school kind of Republicans. He didn’t use connections or money, he was a self-made pedophile, pulled up by his own bootstraps

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes

it suddenly makes sense why all of them are so excited for a machine that writes emails

there are no mastermind villains. every single one of them is sending 4th grade level emails to World's Most Famous Sex Criminal from their work account

elon musk? the guy from the epstein files? he's a ceo now?

nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

You really do need to watch the video, this is the drunkest I’ve seen someone with a gun in a professional capacity

are the gop related to the ferengi

Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*

I was having fun enjoying the cold yesterday until my eyelash froze to my neck gaiter, I was so comfy and warm though that I could have laid down and taken a nap in the sun like a little Scandinavian baby outside of a coffee shop

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."

Thinking about the guy on Fox News that said he spent $27 on Taco Bell for lunch

This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again. www.nature.com/immersive/d4...

5x funnier than the "how much could a banana cost" joke but 10x more depressing, so it's not worth it

I wake up today, as I do every day, and I look at the news and pray “please god let it happen today”

the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine

I've found religion

If anyone works at major HR firms and platforms (Salesforce, Workday, etc.) and has info about what drove adding these questions to job applications in the last few months my DMs are open and my Signal is SydneyBauer.30 You will have anonymity.

can holodeck safeties prevent stds

Mixed some Hungarian hot paprika into my leftover pad see ew and I really think I’m onto something here

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

Naturally, young homebuyers have fat stacks just sitting in their 401ks just waiting to be used

Tomiln, do the league a favor and sub Rodgers for the last drive. Let his last pass be a pick six!

My man can still cut a great promo off the cuff

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Does being anti-AI include Data? What about the EMH?

I see a growing number of obviously AI generated ads, and it always makes me think two things: (1) This is a rinky-dink outfit that can't afford to film a commercial with real sets and actors, and more importantly (2) They are lying to me even more than ads usually do.

we really shouldn't trust balding men who lack the courage to shave it all off

Mega Israel implies the existence of the Cursed Earth outside of North America

please do not let my landlord see this

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These declines are MASSIVE. And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING. “Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?” THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it. Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

everything reminds me of her

I don't think transgender athletes are the problem facing girls and women in sports.

I’m not a statistician but there seems to be a trend here

The chord progression alone can sweep my soul to heaven

The blend of the piano and the glockenspiel during the chorus of steppin’ out is such pure pop perfection, we can’t make music like that anymore, we forgot how youtu.be/PJwt2dxx9yg?...

A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.

Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.

Pro wrestling is American Shaolin kung fu and I cannot be talked down