I'm a bitch, my name's Robert Such a bitch, whose name is Robert I'm a bitch, yeah I'm a bitch I'm such a fucking bitch I have no hopes, I have no dreams And a tiny little peen And it doesn't even function anyway Because I have erectile dysfunction #Dispatch @adhocstudio.com

I'm a bitch, my name's Robert Such a bitch, whose name is Robert I'm a bitch, yeah I'm a bitch I'm such a fucking bitch I have no hopes, I have no dreams And a tiny little peen And it doesn't even function anyway Because I have erectile dysfunction #Dispatch @adhocstudio.com

Hi, the new season of “A Man on the Inside,” a TV show I worked on, hits Netflix today. Ted Danson is in it! Also Mary Steenburgen, Gary Cole, Max Greenfield, David Strathairn, Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Beatriz, Jason Mantzoukas, and many more funny people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

10 part documentary on the Court Martial of Captain Janeway

1/ Thoughts on the #Dispatch video game. Again, full disclosure, a friend of mine is a creative on this, but I’ll try to be as objective as I can be. As a very casual gamer, I thought it was great.

The supreme pontiff dropping BARS

Dispatch is a miracle (like most games).

I post a lot about the WNBA, but Steph and Wemby put on a show tonight! #NBASky

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops

Yes, b***, you are

What happened tonight

@democrats.org Not one damn cent from me until Schumer is out as leader. All your emails go to spam

No political contributions until Schumer is out as leader @thedemcoalition.bsky.social

Past me reminding present me that as bad as I thought America was, it was going to get exponentially worse.

I know this so far from Star Trek related, but I have to vent. Get this guy as far away from American politics as quickly as legally possible

Have we really lost the ability to understand idioms?

This really is some pretty inspired piece of art

1) Cool that Frakes finally got the chance to say the “Captain’s oath.” 2) I’m not sold on how the saucer section looks. 3) Would’ve been funny if they had another disclaimer that said: *Ship does not go to warp

AI bubble gonna burst…

I would say that this is the message of the US election results tonight. #UsPol #StarTrek

“The genie is out of the bottle and you’re not going to put it back in.” CHALLENGE ACCEPTED MOTHERF***ER!!!

Handin' out pocket-sized Constitutions to trick or treaters this year. Go get a Snickers bar next door, Waldo. Uncle George is hooking you up with the Separation of Powers and whatnot.

It’s #2. She’s murdered before, you think she wouldn’t do it again? Psychopath gonna psychopath!

📒 NEW STUDY: “Permanent Daylight Saving Time hinders the stability of circadian rhythms, posing public health risks, especially for adolescents and evening chronotypes.” 👉 Permanent Standard Time is needed instead!

We can be friends

Unless the action is classified, government officials can’t sign NDAs, right?

Setting aside that Medicare-for-all especially is extremely popular, there’s a bigger point: Political parties shape public opinion. If Democrats just follow polls, jettisoning morally correct, good policies because they aren’t immediately popular, they’ll lose every battle. And deserve it.

Full disclosure: My friend is a creative on this, but as a casual gamer I thought the first two episodes were fun and the story is pretty compelling

Why do Americans believe they can’t have nice things? Stellan Skarsgård nails it.

Can confirm

Someone is getting a Christmas card from me this year

@joeviraynba.bsky.social Looking at the Warriors schedule, is it just me or are there a sh**ton more back to backs this year?

Me: How did you manage to get with Genie Francis? Frakes:

Doing god’s work right now. Block these MFers. Trolling on succeeds if you respond.

Our reality is just unbelievable right now

Help a fellow Trekkie out Star Trek exists in a post scarcity universe, but we don’t. We are all went bad thing away from our lives falling apart maybe helping one person out today helps us get to that universe that Star Trek envisions.

"My face ain't hidden, bitch!"

Some say arming lunatics & the resulting murders they commit is simply the price we must pay to protect the freedom of armed lunatics to commit murders. Let’s remember all the victims of senseless gun violence.

Back when Twitter was still an enjoyable place to be, I had the chance to thank #DrewStruzan for his work and tell him how happy I was to get an autographed print of his Last Crusade poster. He tweeted his thanks and I remain in awe of his talent.

Why TF people telling me to water my lawn only 3x/week and turn my thermostat to 78 in the summer when data centers can use enough water to fill lakes and keep their rooms like freezers so some incel can generate an image of Taylor Swift with 3 breasts?

As recently as last week, I was writing about the brilliance and impact of the art of Drew Struzan. Today, we learn he's passed. I'm gutted. His artistic genius and inspirational images will truly be appreciated forever. May we continue to treasure his work & the man who made it. Thank you, Drew.

Today, the #Maldives became the first country in the world to achieve triple elimination of mother-to-child transmission of HIV, syphilis, and hepatitis B: bit.ly/491cMs9 This is a major public health milestone that will have a lasting impact on the lives of current and future generations in 🇲🇻.

Day three, Bay BAYYYY. Swing on by! **If you did want prints, a heads up, I am beginning to sell out of some designs.

#Peacemaker thoughts: Seeing the S2 finale was way more divisive than I’d expect for the show. Definitely not as cathartic as the S1 finale, but has a greater character emotional depth. I think it just follows the basic comic book template. Payoff 1 storyline and set up the next. Heel turns abound

If this stuff would end up on the news it would absolutely motivate voters. Plenty of people who don't give a shit about politics would absolutely give af about this.

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook. MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops! ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

Family includes everyone! ❤️

Seems like a lot of people have been guided to stare at the wrong part of the picture, like the spotlight got moved to the wrong 1%.