kafka really transcended the "would you still love me if I were a worm" paradigm into its more revolutionary form, "would you still make me go to work if I was a big bug"

Also speaking of Diego Luna, when and where can I see Kiss of the Spider Woman (2025)? I hope it gets enough Oscar noms to come back to theaters for a second

Andor fannish update: Unfortunately predictably I’ve become obsessed with Nemik!! It’s me and the beat poets all over again

don't talk to blorbo on the plagiarism machine, you fools. bully your friends into pretending to be your blorbos online with you

Why am I so grouchy today >:( why can’t I feel tgif

I was reading Andor fic because I want More and have just ended up rewatching the prison break because it’s THE MOST. Aaaaaaaaaaaa

This article about how LLM “AI” is basically a mechanical mentalist is great - the good stuff in the latter half, the first can be skimmed if you know how psychic scams work softwarecrisis.dev/letters/llme...

When the attorney doesn’t like a case and ignores it and now I, the paralegal, have to write the draft brief due to file today :(

Thank god I got back on SSRIs after this!!!! Every day I’m grateful to take my Prozac

Eyvind Earle

in the club straight up squarin it. and by it, heh heh, let's just say. my enix

Wicked!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA I’m barfing rainbows I’m so gay

I’m howling.

Caught a man who started to fall getting off the train! just your friendly neighborhood Commuter Woman

I just finished Andor s1 and aaaaaa Diego Luna’s face was made to move me

BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.

Sandwich guy acquitted, trial won at work - a good day for justice!!!! Ilu juries

'i eat wick' 🦁👅🕯️ #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #criticallynsfw #nsfwart

Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

I snarkily replied to one of the us gov skeets and then blocked them all hours later. I forgot and wore a fandom account to the public square

Holy shit choir makes me feel so good after, it’s like breathing exercises and music and group activities are good for you ☺️ esp coming home after to be donnnne with the day and flop on the couch

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

I got the doubleshot (covid + flu) vax yesterday and owww owwiiiieee I hate feeling sick, I had cool Halloween social plans today that I don’t want to drop out offff but owww

That guy behind the gimmick account you like turned out to be Aranthulax, Harrower of the Wretched

“I didn’t mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious … She’s been a little under the weather and I simply asked for prayers bc I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you all for lifting her up.”

me, a non-religious person (closes eyes): I am praying for Dolly Parton. I would like to put in a prayer for Dolly Parton. Make that lots of prayers. I would like infinity prayers for Dolly Parton. Give Dolly Parton unlimited prayers. All the prayers that have ever existed should go to Dolly Parton.

Ooh today is Angel Day? Share your angels! 🪽

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

“I’ll pretend to be your brother if you pretend to be mine” is an underrated MDZS dynamic

Every day I go to work and read client emails about how the civil service is being destroyed, people are put on leave and reassigned across the country multiple times without work, people let go along clearly discriminatory lines, and their jobs posted to hire with lower standards

here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨

if I buy a software i want to get physical media or at least a one time access code that lets me use the thing forever. you can sell updates and improvements but you can’t yoink away what I bought already

It’s a rainy version 🌧️ #pixel #pixelart

The Sirens, by John Longstaff (1892)

It is never a bad time to bring out my favourite illustration of Frankenstein's creature Very come hither.

Wasps are invading our house, this is like a horror movie in slow motion for my nerves but I keep vacuuming them up with the hand vac and gently releasing them into the wild, like a sucker

Leah and her sculpture "Post Dimensional Null Space " (2021)🧡 #nsfwart #pinup #stardew

A little moment just to share a bit about my religious art, which is a bit embarrassing and some people hate. I hope I'm not the only one who sees the Bible stories as a great book from which you can pull really bizarre stories that can be turned into amazing art. It's so weird that I love it

VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2

2/2

I woke up after 6 hours of sleep because brain too busy. This is not normal. What do people do at this hour of 7:30 on a weekend. It isn’t natural. I don’t wanna do anything anyway! Sleep!!!!!

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

a lot of people seem to conceptualize what happened to Twitter as “they stopped censoring the Nazis” but what actually happened is they rebuilt it to create Nazis

all of you laugh at chicago's deep dish pizza but you're going to be ashamed of yourself when the giordano's 154th regimen rolls down the magnificent mile cutting through the guard with frozen chicago classics

The law is not an evil profession actually, there are just some really evil people who are lawyers

Work matters.

Does anyone else have that problem where if they have to admit they’ve done anything less than their best they’ll cry? What the fuck man

omfg they private equity'd my alma mater

The fucking fish are fujos…