introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen: 1. crazy ex-girlfriend reunion show 2. marina 3. spellling 4. ethel cain 5. my chemical romance

i'm slowly watching the ken burns baseball documentary and i love so much how every famous player is introduced as like "and then there was bob burger. he was the biggest freak in human history. he ran bases solely by somersaulting and spoke exclusively pig latin in interviews. fans adored him"

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.

youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

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"That lone anonymous sportswriter who didn't vote for Ichirō's Hall of Fame induction" x.com/dailyportalz...

game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won

one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these

Look at me, Lan-er-gege! #mdzs #wangxian

can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world

A Brief History of Baseball is Dying 🧵

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life

49 years straight of never making the world series. best record in baseball babey

A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners

the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions

day 9: head shaker #niehuaisang #mdzs #theuntamed #nhs

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

mariners won

Mariners win

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

throwing this into the ether one more time before i give the ticket away to someone on the cxgf subreddit or something

"abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!"

it's important to remember a person in the fullness of who they were. jane goodall was also a scarf as outerwear style icon, and a babe

princess of the underworld

anyway, reminder that Brando Sando is a mormon in good standing aka he tithes 10% of his income to a church that just announced they filed a brief saying that protecting trans rights infringes on their religious freedom ✌️

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

this is it, this is the halloween season where i finally read house of leaves

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imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Gonna go even further: don't refer to it as "consuming media" when doing this. You aren't a consumer - it's not a product. You read books. You look at art. You watch movies and/or videos. Be careful about word choice. Reject "consume" and REJECT "CONTENT." IT IS ART. YOU ARE ENGAGING WITH ART.

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

I loved The Raven Scholar so much I had to go ham on some art for it! KRAA KRAA

Run, run, we run the town // HUNTR/X 💜 #kpopdemonhunters #kpdh #myart

it's so hard to care about work when friends and food and outside all exist. pretty mad that work is necessary to afford enjoyment of those things

I made these memes of myself. Please enjoy. It's, uh. Culture. #cosplay #mythology #greekmythology #dionysus #dionysos #bacchus #thebacchae #thefrogs

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

In case I haven't said it enough recently, I HAVE WRITTEN BOOKS, AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM! The Map and the Territory is an apocalyptic picaresque about finding hope not in Saving the World but in choosing to live in it together--even when it's broken--and making it incrementally better. 🌱

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Twin Jades!! The delight of pestering your baby brother #mdzs

i love all my irish novelists equally (earlier that day) i don't care for john boyne

Salem from the 90s Sabrina show should continue appearing in stuff. He should be in commercials, maybe host the oscars or something

god help me but i love when there's literary fiction about some woman who's just a little weirdo. she doesn't have to do anything in the novel but be weird and i love it