In order to reach world peace we need more porn where we can see the top’s face and instead of looking smug they look overwhelmed and desperate 🥴

Still thinking about nieyao who can’t stand each other but have incredible sex and then both complain about it in excruciating detail to Xichen, who is sitting there white-knuckled

I need like a dom4dom thing where we take turns being mean to each other about getting stuff done. That would fix me.

I stopped going to a local queer munch when I realized I was only into any of that stuff when my own self and my own body weren’t involved, but I miss the people! They were cool as hell!

Wwx coming in from a strenuous and sweaty activity and lwj standing over him and not even letting him talk until he downs two big glasses of water is something that can be so

It’s wild to me that some people jack it without putting themselves in the place of a character. You mean you get off to the thought of *yourself* having sex?

Okay why did it take me like a week to realize they would have oil for swords

Wwx would try chili oil as lube at least once just to see if he liked it

I’ve been really really stuck on my fuck or die fic because of the seemly simple obstacle that neither of these characters would carry lube with them

Thwip Thursday, what if wen zhuliu hit jc with a fuck or die curse

Please Gege...～❤️👀 #TGCF #HuaLian #HuaCheng #XieLian #tgcffanart #HeavenOfficialsBlessing

Thwip Thursday, what if wen zhuliu hit jc with a fuck or die curse

Foiled by my nemesis (trying to write fuck (anally) or die in a situation where it wouldn’t make sense for them to have lube)

Wwx invents fierce corpse viagra but when he uses it on his already hard husband it makes him come like old faithful

I just read a fic where it’s really really hot out and the ac is broken and a character comes four times, pretty copiously, and buddy you’re gonna need like iv fluids after that

Thinking about him again (pediatric nurse wen ning who is the sweetest guy you’ve ever met with his kids and the meanest sadist dom you’ve ever met when he takes the scrubs off)

!!NSFW!! Sub top Hua Cheng wearing a collar/leash while fucking Xie Lian, who’s using it to control the pace. XL has been going /so slow/, practically edging them both for ages, unsympathetic to HC’s growing desperation

Digging around for a notebook and I found some cnc ageplay I started writing a while ago…hey this is kind of good

Jiang Cheng is convinced he can teach himself to like sex if he grits his teeth through enough drunk hookups that feel gross in the morning

Been thinking a lot about dom bottom xiao xingchen

Uh how do I tw this like knifeplay but think saw movie I LOVE horror movies so much that sometimes I forget my audience and say shit like “making a sub put their dick in a garbage disposal while you tease them like you’re going to turn in on”

my fave hualian smut is the kind where xie lian is like “oh wow this is interesting i wonder what will happen if i do this” and meanwhile hua cheng is dying

Nieyao who can’t stand each other but still hook up because the sex is so good

Very public figure Lan Xichen tied up and standing naked but masked in a frosted glass window

I am slowly realizing that I only actually like sex when other people are having it, which I guess is a good thing to know about myself.

Sub with a big dick getting objectified and humiliated for it

Not enough wangxian paperman sex

Two fierce corpses rubbing their soft dicks together

Hey what if werewolf nmj doesn’t want huaisang to see his transformation because he doesn’t want to scare him but then huaisang does see it and he’s really turned on

I was on my phone when we were closing up the other day and my boss said “Fizz, stop texting porn” like it was the funniest thing in the world and I laughed SO nervously

Any of Jin ling’s uncles together can be incest if you believe in yourself

Modern AU jgy has a secret closet off his bedroom where he gives da-ge head

Day 24. Rowdy💋 Mount Tong’lu Reopens; All Ghosts Aroused #tgcf #tianguancifu #tianguancifu天官赐福 #heavenofficialsblessing #hualian #xielian #huacheng #mxtxtober

If xl told hc what actually happened when mount tonglu opened he would come on the spot. He wants to get sex pollened taken advantage of SO bad

Alright bottom Hua Cheng enjoyers, come get your food 🥘🍽️🤭 #hualian (reverse dynamic) #tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing #letgegetakecareofyou

I’ve only been able to get excited about writing porn on the bus which is maybe not the worst place to be excited about writing porn but probably top ten

I’m really excited about the forest floor but I can’t seem to get horny about it which is holding up my museum fic

Brain is too fuzzy to do anything but scroll, please tell me something super horny

Xl on his back and then he grabs hc and flips them over and starts bouncing on it

Sex against a spaceship window is like. It’s so dangerous and so safe at the same time.

lan tip #2: sit on their hips while talking about something suggestive and doing everything in your power to get them hard with just your words. they know you're challenging them but have no way of fighting back against their body's reaction. come back tomorrow for more lan domming advice

Jiang Cheng is aroace except for his brother and maybe his sister, this is important to me.

Postcanon Xichen teaching virgin Wen Ning how to dom him

Too sad to focus at work today because I’m thinking about all the dick Xichen is not getting anymore (until he’s brave enough to ask his brother)

I just think sometimes the only person who can fill that hole in your hole after your boyfriends kill each other is your little brother, you know?

Xichen with an ass tattoo that says “get-along hole”

Hua Cheng getting to wear gege’s underwear all day as a reward for being a good boy

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathing in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot You call the shots, babe I just wanna be yours 💮 #HuaCheng #TGCF #Repostober

Okay so the thing about swallowing swords is (I assume) it’s very important that the sword not actually touch any part of your mouth or throat. So the first time Xie Lian swallows a man sword his reflex is to sit perfectly still and let it like. Hang there untouched.

Me: ugh nothing’s been able to get me horny lately My brain: fat replete Xichen Me: HNNNNNNNNGGG