HEADSHOT HISTORY: Cleaned out my office! Feel free to comment with your most epic headshot below! #headshots Music-clockwork by DJ Chornz

STAY CLASSY AND COOL AMERICA! Happy 250th Birthday! #ShakespeareinthePark #TamingoftheShrew

Do you ever open a text and think “I’ll reply when I have the energy” and then BOOM it’s been two weeks and you’re a terrible person

Shout out to us girls who aren't really thick, but not skinny. Just got that extra 17 pounds of garlic bread and tacos.

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

The anthem for realistic dreamers everywhere ❤️ #CrazyExGirlfriend #MaybeThisDream

Introverts dream life: - 2 loyal friends - 1 loyal partner - pets - a house near the woods - a library with a fireplace - making a living doing what they love - silence

Opening night was a blast! Swipe to see my art project 🦜When the boss lets you bedazzle your bird obsessed character’s phone case…just for funsies. #TheLovedOnes #TheIrishRep

First look photos of The Loved Ones @ The Irish Rep! Shoutout to our brilliant Costume Designer Orla Long for the incredible Tweety Bird sweater 🐥 📸 Carol Rosegg

I’m taking you behind the scenes at tech for The Loved Ones at the Irish Rep ❤️ We’re in previews now and open next week on June 23rd!

Can’t believe we’re coming up on 2 years since we filmed The Perfect Couple in Chatham, MA! We laughed a lot during that shoot, especially during this scene. If you’re looking for a fun summer “beach read” in TV form, check it out on @netflix.com! #PopcornAndWineGenre

What are your tech necessities? I asked my fellow cast & crew at The Irish Repertory Theatre what they absolutely MUST have during tech week! Come see The Loved Ones — we start previews this weekend ❤️

I will never not be mad that this song didn’t get an Emmy. #facts

Introverts be like: How rude of you not to invite me to somewhere I didn’t want to go

Accurate

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Look, I don't think this is difficult, but apparently it needs to be said? If you do not like the casting of a film, don't see the film. The person making the film DOES like it, and has every right to make it, and the people who agree with them have every right to go see it. Just shut up.

Throwback to this gloriously chaotic number I performed with John Cariani in Promises, Promises: In Concert with Transport Group Theatre Company.

sell 12 foot skeletons year round you cowards!

Hi, it's your neighborhood grocery store. We rearranged everything again for no reason so you won't be able to find basic items for a few months. Anyway, take care.

When you get the opportunity to sing “I Cain’t Say No” you absolutely “Cain” and must.

Wow. 10 years later and you guys are still the best fans a cast could dream of! This reunion tour has been incredible. Thanks for being the coolest ❤️ #crazyexgirlfriend Edited by Mike Champlin at Debergerac Productions

I love my momma ❤️ #happymothersday

Happy Mother’s Day ❤️ #crazyexgirlfriend

Here are some BTS shenanigans from the Chicago Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Reunion Concert ❤️ Our last stop on the reunion tour is LA - this Saturday, 5/9 at the United Theater on Broadway!

me, after coming up with a revolutionary idea and then immediately forgetting it for ever

The trees have clouds for leaves

All my life I've called it a cookie sheet and today I heard it called a COOKING sheet and now I'm questioning my whole life.

Bucket list ✅ I have been in NYC for almost 35 years and I have ALWAYS wanted to work at The Irish Rep! I’m so excited about this play and I cannot wait to work with this incredible creative team! We start previews June 13 and run til August 2nd! 💚🍀🦜

My gravestone is going to say: "She never stopped doing the things that never worked."

Wow ROCHESTER MUSIC HALL OF FAME- you sure know how to show a girl a good time! I’m so honored to have been inducted into the ROC Hall of Fame. Loved sharing the Eastman stage with some true Rochester legends.

HOLY S***! This is mind blowingly awesome. And like, IMPOSSIBLE to play. Just sayin'.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

When you're 6'3", you and short ladies at the grocery store have an unspoken understanding. It's the social contract.

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

Thanks so much to @thr.com and David Canfield for such a lovely interview!

People who bring their baby to the movies should be fined twice whatever it costs to pay a sitter. When they said 'having a child involves making sacrifices' they meant *you* need to make sacrifices, not every hapless fuck that went out the same night you did.

Creative. 🌹

My husband, explaining to my 8-year-old why Jaws is an anti-capitalist movie: If the mayor had just listened to the experts and closed the beach instead of trying to make more money, the movie would've been over 5 minutes after the first shark attack.

You all asked for more of my mom so here she is at her most adorable. My mom is Chicken Banana’s biggest fan. She sends us chicken banana videos every day, we got her a chicken banana t-shirt for Christmas and it’s literally a lullaby at this point. Should I teach her the dance? #chickenbanana