I have cast a *ton* of Serum Visions.

Yeah, thanks to the new Pick-Two Draft format, my first picks from this second pack were pretty obvious: Burst Lightning for my deck and a foil Tarmogoyf I can sell later

Is this...is this the AI version of Godel's Incompleteness Theorem?

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.

I'm in a D&D game that's been going on for nearly 8 years, and the players are only level 11/20. We are all working adults with social lives & families. I'm in a Draw Steel game since May & we are level 7/10. In terms of actually getting to max level, Draw Steel wins.

Cam Ward looked good, but the rest of the team needs work. Jersey Watch found a lot of other jerseys.

Cam Ward is Dat Dude.

"You alright, Cain?" "Feeling fine," he said. "Really?? Because...you LOOK dead." Cain took a drag of his nail. Smoke escaped from his rotting ribcage. "Who you gonna believe?"

Hot Take: if any of the Spiderman cards end up Cubable, I'm just going to get the Through The Omenpaths version made for it. #MTGSpiderman

"And that was just my maneuver." - ancient Draw Steel proverb

Went to Week 1 yesterday, and while my Titans couldn't pull it out; Jersey Watch was a huge success. The stadium was mostly orange w/ a decent amount of Titans jerseys. These people have some weird choices in jerseys to wear.

I'm in Denver for Titans-Broncos, and the Rockies are in town. So we ended up going to the game! Obligatory @dixonij.bsky.social Phillies reference three rows ahead of me.

Thats one way to day these two teams just really don't like each other.

For tonight, Go Birds.

Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open

Important! It’s #internationaldogday This is Toblerone Ie Toby Ie Tobeh Ie Tubs Ie Tubby Chub ie Duke Tubbington of Chubbington

I played Draw Steel yesterday! My Metakinetic Null got grabbed by a zombie giant and dropped off an airship. BUT, our Void Elementalist saved me by teleporting me onto a flying bomb! On my turn I yeeted the pilot off the bomb and redirected to towards another flying bomb! Draw Steel is AMAZING!

I mean, I have opinions about it but I'm not about to lose sleep over it.

I absolutely cannot fathom living my life in such a way that leads me to have strong feelings about the Cracker Barrel logo.

i like how fantasy card games are like this

You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums

The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.

happy 20th birthday to the og youtu.be/uE-1RPDqJAY

You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’ You don’t ‘run the gambit.’ gamut = entire range or series gauntlet = severe trial Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy

As if it were even a question.

director: you get those oranges lit for mafia old country? artist: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. director: what

I bet it's actually because he's 35

Just finished watching Memento. No spoilers, please.

Safe to say, Izzet Cauldron is a problem.

🚨ATTENTION EVERYBODY🚨 🚨IT IS FERAL HOGS DAY🚨

It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”

And @hellomcdm.bsky.social is making two new classes for Draw Steel! 😍 The art is AMAZING.

I am a lot distracted at the moment, but I am feeling super duper grateful. DRAW STEEL is out now. drawsteel.com

[Today 3:19PM] You can share this link as long as you remind them not to click it until 12:01am PDT: mcdm.gg/rpg

I'm honestly shocked Manfred even tried to talk to players about a salary cap MID SEASON IN THEIR CLUBHOUSE! This is not an in-season conversation.

Within you there are two Brians

I went undefeated at an RPTQ, but didn't make Top 8 because my teammates kept losing together. We went 4-3 as a team. I went 7-0 and 14-2 in games.

I miss somewhat weekly GPs/Opens and all the coverage they had.

Liliana voice: Rebecca Black

Kiora voice: Reel Big Fish

Chandra voice: Spice Girls

How could you look to hire human artists with a straight face when using an AI generated ad?

Folks are ragging on the "screen not facing user" aspect of this AI slop job advert, but I would *also* like to draw your attention to the "features the iconic white earphones of Microsoft's rival Apple" aspect, as well as the "this color isn't even Xbox green" aspect. A masterclass in bad branding.

I have asked myself this question a few times. Each time the answer comes back, "Yeah, women are pretty hot and I like being a dude." I think it is healthy to reconsider who you are at every level at least once a year.

I'm lucky. I'm off today. I'm *just* about to get the the store to spend my money nearly *3 HOURS* after the queue started. With no guarantee what I want to buy is available still 🙃

ICE killed a farm worker who was just doing their job. Murdered.

Great article from @ethanfleischer.bsky.social. This is something I think about constantly with Magic (especially the last few years) and where the line is when an allusion goes too far. magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...

this is all i can think of watching #MTGEdgeOfEternities previews

If I had encountered Magic before going to college in this way, I would have been that guy 😅

Okay, that's pretty good.