MarkWayne Minimum! 🤣

You're NOT that fuckin' special, bro. It's a flaming clownfuck. Every. Day.

Saying goodbye to the bird-legged hoe. #SheShed

Many people are saying that Noem has called Trump to ask for a blanket pardon.

Kristi "Gestapo Barbie" Noem is out as SecDHS. It'd be "And her little dog, too" except she shot it. In the face. In a gravel pit. Now, on to MarkWayneBillyBobSueAnnGomer Mullins - how many months will HE last? Will he even break double-digits?

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The only "Ideas" that J.D. Fucking Vance has ever had were the ones he thought would advance his career. He believes only in J.D. Fucking Vance, and will say or do anything he thinks will promote J.D. Fucking Vance. Anyone who thinks J.D. Fucking Vance has any "ideas" of his own is deluded.

Sweden has urged citizens to withdraw cash in case of war, recommending that people keep at least 1,000 kronor (about $95) on hand and have bank cards from different banks, Bloomberg reports.

Brilliant. Entire thread is aces.

It can't all be due to the toxic population of Manosphere Influencers. Sociologists may try to tease out the confluence of factors, but I keep coming back to the Angst Zeitgeist. /1 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum. I told him that's... sound advice.

KAROLINE LEAVITT: "President Trump invaded Iran because he had a feeling." MOST AMERICANS & THE REST OF THE WORLD: "Fuck your feelings."

Well the day isn't over yet we can still have hope. "Come on blood clot do yo thang"..

Leavitt claims Trump decided to strike Iran because he had a "good feeling" that they were going to strike first

Neguse is walking Noem through her false testimony yesterday that her $220M propaganda campaign was competitively bid. He's reading right from no-bid justification. 4 companies were given the bid. Neguse: Where is it HQed? Noem: I don't know. Neguse: We don't know either. We tried to find it.

Senile, lying bastard tRump says “He Feels 'Warmly' About Germany Since 'My Father Was Born There.' But His Dad Is from the Bronx”-People His KKK-loving dad was born in New York, but his Pimp granddaddy was born in Germany, changing his name from Drumpf. #ProudBlue #FucktRump

AI chatbots work by regurgitating information they already contain The idea that they're somehow on the verge of autonomously creating new information is nonsensical Apple's research showed LLMs degrade when pushed to solve increasingly complex puzzles (short 🧵)

Borowitz

I miss Hitchens, who made me both afraid to think and afraid not to.

The future of tech is that you will own nothing

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Holi

NEWS: Americans were told to evacuate the Middle East — but the State Dept is not helping them do it. We called the State hotline. First thing you hear is an automated message: "Do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation."

this is what awaits us if we fail to crush Platner in the primary, "oh the party of Nazi Tattoos has something to say?" every time forever

Truth!

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Why would the US Embassy be providing any assistance to American citizens trying to leave the war zone? Much better headlines for the Trump Regime & MAGA if Americans are blown to smithereens on the ground there by retaliatory strikes!

As I wrote yesterday, this whole thing is about owning Iran's oil However, no one in charge actualy has any idea how much of the world depends on Iranian oil for economic stability If China and India's economy are negatively effected by the closing of Hormuz (and they would be), it hurts us too

Why do we continue to do fucking Bibi Netanyahu's dirty work?

“The bombings will continue until peace is achieved.”

I feel like if democrats spent this year messaging “Donald Trump sent your kids to die so his family could buy another golden toilet” we might get impeachment going.

Typical abuser language "You made me do this and now I'm going to hurt you"

When the US Supreme Court struck down US import tariffs & ruled that Trump had unlawfully imposed them last April, the hero of the day was Schwartz, the owner of a small New York wine import company. He decided to sue the President of the United States himself, regardless of the risk. Thread 1/10🧵

Pretty awesome! Not only could it bag a squirrel, you could bring it home COOKED just like a chicken from Costco! 🤣

"And it's one, two, three 'What are we fightin' for?' Don't ask me, I don't give a damn Next stop is in Iran." The more things stay the same, the more they stay the same... (they never change)

Conservative estimates are that this war with Iran will cost the US taxpayers at least $15 billion. That wipes out the entire "savings" from this year's SNAP cuts. Amazing how we have all this money to kill Iranian citizens but not enough to feed our own.

More money for the bazillionaires was the priority – still is.

For those who aren't into NATSEC jargon SCIF stands for "Secure Country Club In Florida"

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TFW you decided to change vacation venues because the beaches in Crimea were no longer safe...

"Uhh... I think I'll try the Preb Camp down the street!"

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From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

He starts the engines of death, then waddles off to party.

“President Trump has shown time and time again, you NEVER threaten America," the senator wrote on X on Saturday morning. "God Bless our great troops, God Bless President Trump, and God Bless America.” WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS WRONG W JOHN FETTERMAN? www.newsweek.com/john-fetterm...

Yep. Another disgusting aspect is that Trump revels in hurting other humans. The sordid "cartel drug boat" interdictions, with videos of boatloads of humans being blown to bits, was snuff-porn created by the US military for Trump's pleasure. Before that he raped children. He is a monster.