You cannot milk Watto in Star Wars Galaxies

Video games 🎮

I am going to make an absolutist statement that I believe is about as close to infallibly true as you can get in our complicated world: As a worker, no one who is urging you not to unionize has your individual best interests at heart.

A video for absolutely nobody. All of the Dave Ryder names from the Space Mutiny episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 except with the highest level Warrior of Light I found on the Lodestone with that name. #FFXIV #MST3K

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

if you dont know hexadecimal i feel bad for you son i got 9D9 problems thats 2521

Never in a million years will you be able to guess what video Alice is talking about

Terry Pratchett bears witness at the American Visionary Art Museum.

every one of these folks should be primaried unconscionable betrayal of their constituents

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

Swan boy's mother comes from a family that can trace their ancestry all the way back to the Roman province of Illyricum

causing another schism in the catholic church by pointing out that priests are forbidden from outing trans kids to their parents if the kid tells the priest during confession

just like on steam

The message shouldn't be "taxes are bad," it should be that you should get something for them, it's your money, it shouldn't be going to some rich dipshit's Dr. Claw-ass ballroom or into the pockets of J6 child molesters

We start filming tomorrow I uh, can't believe it's real, once again a handful of drinks at the right time (MAGFest) has snowballed into something absolutely outrageous people are flying here for this we're renting a damn location what the hell

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

I think of this clip every time I see someone use the word "ya'll" who definitely only picked it up from being online:

#TransRights

think i just got the perfect Dwarf Fortress notification.

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

I cannot tell if Noel is being serious or sarcastic, as both are equally possible for a guy like him

important update

Lolllllll #birdCalls #EDM

please comment and give the FCC hell ⬇️

Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died

"If there's something strange preventing disk copying, call DISKBUSTERS!" "DISKBUSTIN' is gonna make you feel good!" Diskbusters print advertisement, 1986.

So there.

Remember when it came out that Jeffrey Epstein and his billionaire rapist pals had deliberately manufactured modern movement transphobia to make us easier to exploit sexually and no one but us cared?

i can do this too give me your bank account information

An hour into scrolling through my feed, find what looks to be a delightful video on fledgling cardinals, tap to play it and bluesky decides to scroll all the way back up to the top of the feed. Fuck this dogshit app and the people who run it lmao

makin more legally distinct ps1 gothic city sets. ooogh. i still got it

Super excited to show my latest VRChat world: a 1:1 recreation of Mario Bros. Plumbing from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! ⭐️ Not only can you hang out in a Brooklyn basement like a true plumber, but you can also watch every single episode of the show, including Super Show, 3, and World!

you can hear the kazoo desperately fall out of my mouth just so i could get this joke in [Repost from 2019]

exciting news: there’s a profile of me out in The Needle by @marleywrites.bsky.social if you want to find out why I’m like this theneedlenews.com/2026/05/nove...

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it

what the actual fuck is going on with this loser fuck opposition party

i got kicked out of the Future Crimes Unit after i dropped my ice cream cone into the precog tank and it killed the weird little guy in it

totally forgot I drew these Kaijis 5 years ago