Do not disturb: Otterly exhausted

It's almost like God is trying to tell you to be cool to us.

They're making the sunsets transgender!

F*CK this Challenge.

In Sonic Racing CrossWorlds, Espio reveals that Rouge has screwed him and the Chaotix Detective Agency out of several contract cases.

he did it

Good attempt, Ribbon 😅

Doctor Doofenshmirtzman Source: Doctor Doofenshmirtz Phineas and Ferb: Monster Hunters (Browser Games) by Inka Team #Doofenshmirtzman #PhineasandFerb #Eggman #SonicTheHedgehog #EggmanPosting

Sigmarx Source: Marx Kirby Superstar (SNES) by HAL Laboratory #SigmaPosting #SigOrTreat #Marx #Kirby #KirbySuperstar #HAL #SNES

Petey Piranha boss fight in Partners In Time: the bad ending

Petey Piranha has burnt down Baby Luigi's home with them inside.

Just finished all of Modern Sonic's Challenges in Sonic X Shadow Generations! Just have 5 left for Classic Sonic. Vector: Through The Storm, Rooftop Run's Doppelganger Race, & both Goal Post Juggle's (Crisis City & Planet Wisp).

kirby loves doing either pick a pipe or dropping stuff like this on you out of nowhere (especially from return to dreamland and forward)

kirby squeak squad has branching paths where they say "would you rather have $1 or $2" but halfway thru the $2 route they reveal it was actually $100 on the other route and you can't go back

There is a genuine chance the PS5 ends up with less exclusives than the Virtual Boy and I think that is beautiful

no way

Art by @hoobydoodles.bsky.social. This is peak.

This is why we pressure them. It works. Every time it feels pointless to keep pushing, remember that the pressure gets the job done as long as we don’t give up.

Took him long enough, but thank god he finally did. open.substack.com/pub/transiti...

BEEG SPHEAL :3

Nothing unusual here. #pokemon #pokemonfanart #pkmnart #popplio #spheal

Anger is a healthy response to cruelty, actually.

Mario Kart World's definitely an overhated game. People treat it like the red headed stepchild but you can't say it's a lazy soulless product. The open world is so intricate, & with all the music, costumes, & characters, it's jam packed. Even with lots of one way races, I appreciate the experiment.

boost your user satisfaction and growth with this one weird trick (removing the shit everyone hates that you added for no reason)

i ranked sonic's balls

Sooo I do funny Pokemon episode commentaries in my Discord server to my friends as the episodes go up on Pokemon TV and some of the in-jokes and lore that has come from this has been something

Also the double standards against Nintendo is fucking stupid. Why did SRCW get away with announcing $30 months before launch (one wave being basically at launch) while Pokemon gets shit for announcing DLC that doesn't release til February?

Me: Stupid ass Game and Watch players think that 9 is so fucking funny Me again: rewatches falcon punch compilation

Into the Cave of Wonders! Episode 16 of Kingdom Hearts is out now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1moe...

Being a child rapist should be disqualifying for every job, club, social circle, and faith community. THIS INCLUDES BEING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. #ShouldGoWithoutSaying #EpsteinFiles #NoKings

Autumn Bros #Nintendo #papermario

They're so freaked out by #NoKings. You can smell the flopsweat coming off the administration in every interview today. They know there's way more of us than there are of them.

LRT Oh, it said DK stole the Star Rod & not the Star (as in Mario Party) 😅

Anyway chikorita is the cutest starter pokemon and anyone that dislikes them is inherently evil

Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature "I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"

Gannondorf has you playing tennis, Shadow Queen has you playing baseball

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, arbitrary many Super Appeal badges can be obtained. "Appealmaxing" by stacking 32 of them makes Mario so incredibly appealing that any audience, no matter how small (a mere 2 Goombas in the post) will cheer him on hard enough to fully restore his Star Power.

The Paper Mario sequel I've always wanted. Paper Mario: Another Door

Me when I meet my friend Door then run into their clone

For a long time, humorous clips of Mario saying "Hello door" and "Another door?!" in Super Mario Sunshine were known about, but presumed unused. It turns out they can actually be heard in the game by performing an unreasonably specific action in the debug testing room.

Got Coumarine City's theme stuck in my head youtu.be/WMR-fsEcwf0?...

Me: gets a bunch of sweet new followers from the engagement post Also me: immediately flashbangs them with a mildly spicy furry sketch Sorry newbies I'm just a silly artist who's trying to practice 🥺 the dichotomy is strong in me

✨️ Traverse Town vibes for the Timeline ✨️