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This is Molly. She was finally found a week after her human fell down a 180-foot waterfall while hiking together in New Zealand. Her human was badly injured and rescued by helicopter, but Molly was missing. A week later, Molly was found at the base of the waterfall and reunited with her human. 14/10

Everyone needs to stop what they’re doing and watch this video. “It seems like there’s a lack of diversity here today, and it’s mostly people who look like you and me, and I just…?” This lady’s response is🔥

In Seattle, various groups publish a cherry blossom daily report to let everyone know when they are at peak bloom. It’s a lovely tradition, right at the end of the rainiest months of late winter.

This is Tokyo. She got parvovirus and developed a complication where the intestines fold into themselves, causing a life-threatening obstruction. She needed surgery to remove 6 inches of intestines and supportive care to survive. You can help us cover her extensive care below ❤️‍🩹 1510.fan/tokyo-bsd

NY Times reports Hegseth just struck 2 Black and 2 female officers from a promotion list — and says Hegseth’s Chief of Staff told the army secretary “Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events” More: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

Yup, spot on.

NEW: The Iranian drone strike that killed 6 U.S. troops in Kuwait at the start of the war was far more devastating than previously disclosed. Dozens suffered traumatic brain injuries, burns, and shrapnel wounds. At least one required an amputation. More than 30 remain hospitalized. (CBS News)

I’ve said it before, but People magazine should get a Pulitzer for its coverage of this administration.

A little sunshine for your day.🥰🐐 "Charlie you had a baby???" www.instagram.com/reel/DVfHKmf...

QAnon luminaries say they’ve drafted the Trump “national emergency” declaration to scuttle the midterm elections:

Bye Bitch

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David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

BREAKING The U.S. State Department says that U.S. citizens need to leave the countries and territories listed below immediately due to serious safety concerns.

Lindsey Graham: "Bibi and Trump are the modern Roosevelt/Churchill combination"

Oh.

The first US Cabinet happened in 1789.

Omg. How completely devestating for Mary and Robert Sr. My heart breaks for them. Sending so much love her way. 🙏💔 #RHOSLC Source: Page Six share.google/FJmImILYYobi...

Last night, in the State of the Union address, the President of the United States openly celebrated the violence toward and oppression of people of color. Dwell on this.

“I’m just saying … bsky.app/profile/ronf...

Even though this complete embarrassment of a prick showed up, I'm glad I was reminded that his supporters will show their true colors at a drop of a hat. Their joy to celebrate with him and the laughter at the comment regarding the women's team along with "Close the northern border!" Disgusting.

Him not having done the homework on his own beliefs outside of "white is good" is kinda funny to watch play out in real time as if he wasn't expecting this line of questioning to occur

Pam Bondi just laughed when asked if she would apologize to Epstein Survivors.

Jayapal asks Epstein survivors in hearing room to stand and raise hands if they still haven't been able to meet with Bondi's DOJ. Every single one of them doe. Jayapal then gives Bondi an opportunity to apologize. She responds by trying to attack Jayapal and Merrick Garland but doesn't apologize.

During a congressional visit, Congressman Joaquin Castro discovered that babies as young as two months old are being held at the Dilley, Texas Family Concentration Camp. (February 10, 2026)

ICE got a MAGA influencer last week and we were too busy to care. So here’s that story in case anyone wants to see leopards eating faces. /

Tragedy for Kid Rock, Brantley Burbis and Analeigh Bulpo.

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There’s is nothing the won’t defend. Vile.

You have to understand that these are fundamentally bad people with hatred in their hearts.

Perfection

this is, i suppose, one way to address a woman, when given the opportunity to show empathy towards abused women "mr trump do you have anything to say to epstein surivors" "how about you shut the fuck up and smile more, you terrible woman"

Umm...

Goodbye and goodnight 💤🌙😴

They’re taking kids from Minnesota and sending them to detention camps. They’re shooting American citizens in the street and locking investigators out of the crime scenes. The world is watching what happens next.

Don Lemon makes his first remarks after being released from federal custody. “I have spent my entire career covering the news…I will not stop now.”

Whattttt??!!?? #RHONY Source: Page Six share.google/T0xWY6IZvxM8...

Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning I was sent this video of agents at her door:

Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.

“We are a Minneapolis 2nd grade Brownie Troop of 12 including trans and neurodiverse youth and 75% BIPOC kids. We want to go to summer camp and try horseback riding! During the current ICE occupation we need your support more than ever...” And that’s how I ordered 4 boxes of thin mints.

I hope this story gets the attention it deserves today. F.B.I. Agents raid Election Center in Fulton County www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Lisa proving John's point by cutting everyone off and only wanting to talk about the conversation they had from her perspective. The comlpete lack of self-awareness is..😬 #RHOSLC

1/27/2026 - Minneapolis ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone They did not have a warrant

I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com

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