I think a lesson from today is: if the entire Internet is passionately split and arguing whether your design is awesome or sucks, your art is really interesting. Way more interesting than a safe design that everyone is unpassionately okay with.

Incidentally, this is why "Lylat Wars" was a better franchise name. Instead we got really centered specifically on the "Star Fox" team, and they are kind of trapped in that regard. We could have the likes of: Lylat Wars: StarFox Lylat Wars: Team Bill Lylat Wars: Kat's Heist Lylat Wars: Star Wolf

Some day some dipshit will try to remake Back to the Future and replace the Delorean with a Cybertruck in a misguided attempt to update the joke and we'll all have to agree to beat them to death for it.

Broke : thinking panty shots are erotic Woke: thinking panty shots are cute Bespoke: realizing that cute and erotic are two sides of the same coin and that by embracing both, panty shots can liberate the working class

future cultural historians will write of the great star fox 2026 redesign fuckability schism that tore the furry community asunder

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I GO BLIND, I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE ASTEROID BELT ANYWAYS

at least peppy looks more like joe biden now

when prompted to make a new F-Zero Nintendo claims they can't come up with anything new. meanwhile Star Fox 64 gets remade again

i'm happy for people who really like the new Star Fox character designs

Nintendo make a new StarFox game that isn't just 64 challenge (difficulty impossible) nah but for real it looks neat i'll probably get it. haven't played a StarFox before despite having set up the 64 recomp lmao

my heroes are dead and my enemies are in power

more mario games should let you play as bowser imo

we are reposting lots of good star wars stuff today but this quote might be my favorite star wars thing on the site. Yoda talking like a middle manager just really tickles me

if shit sucks, hit da bricks

anyone remember Foamstars?

every so often i'll just go "why DID Jon Arbuckle drink dog cum?"

my actual most important star wars post:

i watched an episode of Kamen Rider Black that could basically be used as a metaphor for people getting into crypto and NFTs and Kamen Rider Black was made in 1987 lmao

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Not wrong. This has always sadly been a large thing since the dawn of fandoms but it has definitely gotten worse overtime with YouTube influencers.

i know there's a lot of gaming podcasts out there but gigaboots is on another level and you should give 'em a listen. :)

What's Popcorn-a-poppin gamers? We revisited the 2021 Mortal Kombat movie for Gamers Go to the Movies and oh boy, it sure was filmed during COVID. youtu.be/cLthNA-rleI

Dear fucking god the Astronaut Suicide Mario x Old Spice ad is real?!?!?

guess what? madoka was a normal show 'deconstruction' ok sweety off to bed now

so i slept for over 10 hours

J

telling someone I will live and die by this post 20 minutes after I told them I'd probably go to bed soon

i've mentioned this in a discord i'm in but i love the fact that "Shin Kamen Rider" can refer to like 4 different things

very rare Gardevoir card drawn by a certain "MelFunnySmell"??

Scarlet and Violet really did have some cool new Pokemon

"this game seems interesting but I'm bad at rhythm games/shmups/fighting games/whatever" you deny your own curiosity out of a fear of not living up to a standard that does not exist to an audience that isn't even watching. you must overcome this to live a full and true life.

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

nice

oh right, i don't do the "it's gonna be May" meme because i usually wait til April 30th and do the MGS2 meme instead lmao

i feel like @noslamm.bsky.social would get a kick out of this

With AI generated content in Arc Raiders and Neverness to Everness, we're beginning to see who is serious about boycotting AI usage and whose resolve only lasts until a shiny new game they're interested in uses it. Keep this in mind when browsing Twitch or YouTube.

happy MGS2 day :)

Here is the source for the current shadow hand trend. Illustrator x photographer solidarity forever. Source: www.instagram.com/p/BWiFj5VBq64/

Yooooooooooooooooooooo gamers I'm live now with more Trauma Team!!!! twitch.tv/akibread

human version of Tinkaton or as i like to call her: Tinkaton

ぽこポケの親方デカヌチャン本当に良い…🔨🧚‍♂️✨

I want you to take a moment to imagine what this is going to sound like, and THEN hit play.

I've been informed I'm still allowed to play Pokopia! www.twitch.tv/noslamm

im nonbinary if ur into me its not straight lmfao

Being an autistic adult is occasionally, or even quite often, having to ask people you love if they are mad at you because their tone changed even slightly and now you’re in an anxiety spiral because you have a history of people you love being mad at you and you not knowing why