Sister Act is a perfect 90s movie

Get ready to be sick of me and my @moirajo.bsky.social themed memes come March

Highest my song’s ever been seeded baby!!!!

Tbh this is no small part of why I struggle to trust people’s self assessment of “the person I’m meanest to is myself.” In my personal experience, many of the people who (earnestly!) believe this about themselves are also capable of extraordinary cruelty to fat people, but they don’t see it.

I love any opportunity to brag that @moirajo.bsky.social and I met on Twitter over 4.5 years ago, started dating a few months later, and now we live together 😊

Happy pub day to Taylor Swift: Album by Album!! This was such a fun project with the best co-authors. I hope y’all enjoy ✨🫶 bookshop.org/p/books/tayl...

Everyone say happy publication day @moirajo.bsky.social ‼️🥳💕✨️ bookshop.org/p/books/tayl...

Join me for a Ward 1 Town Hall on Recent Federal Actions Impacting D.C. Monday night at 7 pm. We’ll talk about impact on Home Rule, the court filing, and what you can do. Register here: dccouncil-us.zoom.us/webinar/regi...

Moira book real….

New York area Swifties! Wanna go to a free Taylor-related event the night before the album drops? @moirajo.bsky.social's book happens to release that same week and the publishers had already planned a party to celebrate! www.eventbrite.com/e/author-boo...

The gunman who killed 4 people at a Manhattan office building was trying to target NFL headquarters but took the wrong elevator, NYC's mayor said

Conservatives who claimed Obama was using FEMA to build concentration camps really quiet now that it’s real

More song choice updates for you: with the 11th pick, @brianoliu.bsky.social selects No Doubt's "Don't Speak": www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3V...

The U.S. agency responsible for maintaining and designing the nation’s cache of nuclear weapons was reportedly among those breached by a hack of Microsoft Corp.’s SharePoint

A man coughing up blood. Men zip-tied face down on a wet floor. CCTV turned off. Men forced to eat off of a chair like animals while handcuffed. Solitary confinement if you complain. This is just three paragraphs from a new report.

“Six figures” I’m sorry a ten percent chance of saving one (1) little girl at that camp was worth six figures, even in the relatively callous world of ‘statistical value of human life’ calculations

In the United States people are treated like animals. www.hrw.org/report/2025/...

Since we'll hold off until tomorrow to pick more names, it's not too late to get your name in for a spot. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

And, uh, some personal news: This is also my last column for The Post. I was offered and accepted a buyout. To answer one possible next question, I'm not sure what's next save taking some time off. If you want, you can enter your email at pbump.net and I'll let you know when I figure it out!

perfect reply, 10/10, no notes.

again a simple act of resistance is to give every CPC near you a one star review on google maps and explain what it actually is

The gleeful doxing of someone cheating in public is bad even if they are a CEO and even if they are a Coldplay fan. It's bad because this kind of thing is happening to random people on TikTok for such crimes as "sitting silently on a plane" or "being attractive" www.404media.co/the-astronom...

employer: hello. there are many jobs applicant: may i have one employer: no one can have one. especially you

Helmi to me

just super stuff

I found a non-exhausted list of Indigenous radio stations that you can donate to in order to keep them afloat after the defunding If anyone has a better list, please let me know, and I will happily repost it (I couldn't find anything on here)

Does anyone care about this dog I saw at brunch

imagine if political journalists showed the same solidarity for their illegally imprisoned colleagues that jake tapper showed for fox news when obama tried to move their seat in the briefing room to the second row

Day 178: bsky.app/profile/helm...

Since I’m back here: I co-wrote a book about Taylor swift! It’s out October 7! You can preorder it here! 🫶 bookshop.org/p/books/taylor-swift-album-by-album/7e5323fdbf5348a5?ean=9780760397497&next=t

Please please American cheese wear the best quality mask you can find outside of home, def in public. Keep it on in photos. Normalize it. If you have extras, share them. Utilize/support mask blocs maskbloc.org If I get sick AGAIN this year, I will find a way to send the Duolingo owl after you 👀

squad UP‼️

“There is no God but God, Muhammad is his messenger,” the paramedic is heard saying. He asks God for forgiveness and says he knows he is going to die. “Forgive me, mother. This is the path I chose — to help people,” he said. “Allahu akbar,” God is great, he says. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/w...

A lot of people who got the measles as children died or suffered lifelong disabilities as a result. The measles vaccine was a godsend to worldwide public health, and it’s an absolute scandal that this lethally ignorant dolt has any power over public health.

1. Breaking News: Donald Trump has signed an executive order targeting trans youth and teachers in schools who teach for them. It goes after "social transition" and threatens arrests. I will go through line by line, as I have the last 3 nights. Find the EO here: www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Ok to be clear the real “golden age of America” was when we were all on tumblr

Trump's nominees will be able to gut abortion rights across government, from the DoD to the CDC. I put together a comprehensive explainer on how, and the names to know, for @motherjones.com: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

wish I didn't have a body but could still hang out

can’t wait till i’m killed by a self-driving car that says “epic bacon” when it wants to get your attention

my favorite james monroe fact is that he was america’s first Himbo President

Feel like my main skill at this point is shepherding my little collection of three beverages at a time from work spot to work spot.

those beginning piano chords of evermore would wake me from a coma

Happy birthday rep! 🐍 I would love for y'all to send me your favorite photos from the rep era for an upcoming book (more details to come)! ✨️ I am looking for your pictures of 1) Taylor and 2) memorabilia (merch, 8x10s and the stage, etc) 😊 You can reply with them or DM me! And please share this!