“The only thing worth writing about is the human heart in conflict with itself” — William Faulkner

I never watch broadcast tv unless I’m in a hotel and can someone tell me what the actual F! is Good Morning America good for? Other than selling pharma commercials.

E. Jean Carroll didn't just "accuse" Trump of sexual assault. She won a civil lawsuit against Trump for sexual assault. A jury found that Trump sexually assaulted her. She deserves for us to call it what it is.

I am the one in the three that is under-babied. My wife, too. So is that 2 out of 3?

And the Supreme Court cries foul..fuck them all

Grown up cities, like NYC, don’t struggle with Secure Attachment and therefore can tax second homes. I’d wish such confidence from my beloved cities and towns.

Solid shot of an Orca breaching off Whidbey Island, Washington🐋 📸Asria Rizkiwati

Social media free zones. Whole states. Now that could get me to move somewhere! Looking to bring people, culture, business to your state…enter into legal action against perpetrators and let them do the work for you. Welcome! New Nexico is open to real world interactions!

KIMMEL: “It’s time to make yourself great again, with REZYNE… Ask your conscience if REZYNE is right for you.” Amazing stuff

really wishing biden had expanded and packed the court when he had the chance. really hoping progressive voices get the power and the chance again, and this time actually take it.

Trump: "We have enough nuclear weapons to blow up the world 150 times." But I guess that's not enough because he wants $7 billion MORE for nuclear weapons. Because that's what families are begging for: Less affordable housing, so Trump can blow up the world 151 times.

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

How all the articles say, still no motive determined. The last 11 years have been motive for plenty.

"An entire lane of solo drivers on Denny Way between Seattle Center and I-5 can fit into one articulated Route 8 bus, and a dedicated transit lane would allow that bus to be over four times faster than driving along this section" — @cmtmosqueda.bsky.social Cars just don't scale well in cities.

Social media touch language needs more than a Heart. We need something to thumb that says, I’m so glad you posted this but it’s hard to love.

How much time has to pass to get regretful of all our public earnestnesses. Also, it’s sad we don’t have a book in the world, entitled: Earnestnesses

If you’re on the Hill tonight go listen to my pal Dj Night Knocks spin some wonder space to feel into. Trust me, it’s a good way to be out.

Everytime I come to Seattle now, I think…if I never see another Henry creature mural again, that’d be too soon. Seattle’s new waterfront is so beautiful but all the businesses and such are garish in their design. It’s sad. All this beautiful work plastered with cartoons.

Love France 🇫🇷 They understand the importance of the battery life of a Nokia 3310

Since the overturning of Roe v. Wade, 412 women have been arrested for pregnancy related prosecutions. Since the release of the Epstein files there have been 0 arrests.

Huh. Toke up, olds.

I'm sure there's some crack also in that pot

So good!

but seriously...who are those robot dudes in the clouds!?!

I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call

Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

Washington's problems are bigger than our short #WALeg sessions can address. Not only that, but when you make lawmakers part-time and underpaid, you ensure that only the independently wealthy can hold office. How about a trade? #WALeg works full time for us & they get paid a normal wage.

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

Thune should immediately call the Senate back into session. Trump’s unhinged threats to commit massive war crimes against Iranian civilian targets show an increasing mental and moral instability we can’t ignore.

It is very easy to become accustomed to Trump’s ravings, and laugh them off. That’s a dangerous thing to do. When Trump states: “A whole civilization will die tonight,” he is threatening to commit genocide. We can’t allow that to happen. Congress must end this war NOW.

Trump's genocidal threat against Iran is one of the most vile and dangerous things an American president has ever done. https://bit.ly/4caL50a

@cantwell.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov @jayapal.house.gov

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari (D-Ariz.) is introducing articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth over his role as “a chief enabler of this illegal war” in Iran. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

from the archives and still true.

I haven’t seen my mother since 2012. We only text. Initiated by her at random. I also never know if it’s her texting me or her husband. I imagine this is what using a really bad AI meant to ‘care about you’ feels like.

Somewhere up in heaven, Richard Scarry is like “fuck yeah, told you so”: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

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he's as close to "finishing this" as he is to having a healthcare plan.

"AutoMates fixes your workflows and ensures they stay fixed by humanely murdering whoever broke them in the first place."

The road has been winding, full of surprise and (appropriately, I guess) heartbreak, but the March Sadness: 90s Edition Championship game is HERE

Josh Johnson presents: The Mini-Roast of "Paradise" actor Sterling K. Brown

Kill it with fire, as we say. www.404media.co/this-company...

There are two kinds of writers: writers who know exactly what they want to write about, and then write; and writers who discover that birds have sub-atomic magnet particles in their eyes to correspond with the earth’s magnetic compass so now they need to change their whole book to fit that fact in