“Do we go straight?” “No, it’s June. We go forward.” 🏳️‍🌈

My evening plans (driving towards the nearest mushroom cloud) were cancelled. Wyd?

Something about recreating Calvary on the front yard of your HOA run home feels so on the nose for Christian nationalism in 2026

Spot on.

Easter musical season is my favorite season!

The Pitt is so good.

Judge rules Pentagon press policy unconstitutional www.ms.now/news/judge-r...

WOW!!! Thank you so much! I hope I can raise the rest but this is such a good start! Thank y’all so so much!!

Can you help me meet my fundraising goal of $2500? For 6 years I’ve been an abortion doula. From volunteering with BRAF, to serving as its board president for 3 years, and now to serving as an at-large board member, I have been proud to support the work this organization does. fund.nnaf.org/RaesTeam

"... have put together ..." If they're just pulling together shit as an excuse to invade foreign countries, the journalism needs to make that clear — not this cutesy "turns up the heat" bullshit.

Cool grandmas drink cafè au lait and feed crepes to the baby. 🥰🥰🇫🇷🇫🇷

I’ve discovered Bern das Brot. My question is: why is he in space?

You may recall this slide deck I made from whatever hyper fixation dream state I was in when I made it. You had 36 hours to become a Bad Bunny superfan. (Note: there is no part 2.) docs.google.com/presentation...

God loves a terrier, yes he does. youtu.be/fKWP-PcEwyY?...

Oh hai.

I need to confess something. After weeks of grueling writing environments, of being edited over and over again, I’ve surrendered to the Oxford Comma. I shall no longer edit my sentences for clarity, brevity, and flow. Thank you to @grammerly.bsky.social for your support, guidance, and accuracy.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

Attorney General-elect Jay Jones Announces Additional Senior Staff for Office of the Attorney General bluevirginia.us/2026/01/gove...

What a day!

Excited to join the team!!!

I girlbossed too hard and now my home screen is a mess.

Happy New Year. 🥃

It's like the climate has changed.

Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. And when he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?

Feliz nochebuena!

Fellow driver on her phone, not moving her car. I beep. She flips me off. Ended up going to the same drive thru line, still trapped behind her. So, I paid for her coffee. Motto for 2026: aggressive kindness. Retaliatory gratitude.

It's quaint to talk about inflation reports and surprising softness on the margins when in 13 days the out-of-pocket cost of health insurance is going to rise for 26 million households by an average of 75%

If a Democrat said something like this, right wingers like Reid would probably attack him or her for supposedly being hostile to prayer, faith, etc. bluevirginia.us/2025/12/wedn...

IYKYK #Snowthems

Get your future DHS secretary swag before it’s gone!!

10 year old: yeah, don’t date 50 Cent, date 50 Centaur! 12 year old: yeah hit me up ladies

Oh What Fun was a solid D- movie until Eva Longoria and Michelle Pfeiffer puffed puffed passed and then it became a formidable B.

Midlo looking like a winter wonderland!

Trump must dropped a “Media Bias” tip line www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/

Do most people seek out tours of where the bourgeoise were beheaded when they visit Paris for the first time? Just me?

My 10-year old is getting ennui from his elf on the shelf this year.

To whoever needs to hear this, yes you should go out and get one more pie just in case you don’t have enough pie for 11PM tomorrow night when pie is at its peak deliciousness. 🥧

Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw. The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.

Here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/judges-doj...

A trans teen in Iowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers. "Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns." It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support. www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...

Kilmar Abrego Garcia's lawyers inform a federal judge about the Washington Post's bombshell: The government's claim that Costa Rica will no longer accept Abrego has been exposed as a lie. More evidence—"if any were needed"—of vindictive prosecution. Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I highly recommend taking awkward photos with your best friend. 10/10

CNN: In the last couple of weeks or so, she's become kind of an ally on some issues. What do you make of this? Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.

Whether it's Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump calling for the execution of Democrats, both presidents engaged in norm-busting behavior.

Over 30,000 Charlotte students absent from school in protest of ICE operation, reports say #nationalnews

A reminder that seven years ago almost to the day, the CIA determined that Mohammed Bin Salman ordered the killing of @washingtonpost.com journalist Jamal Khashoggi. I hired and worked with Jamal for a year. www.washingtonpost.com/world/nation...

Greene: I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for six years for. And I gave him my loyalty for free. Fe called me a traitor for standing with these women and refusing to take my name off the discharge petition. Let me tell you what a traitor is….

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I can disagree with the president at times, especially this past Monday, on the Marines' 250th anniversary, when he honored the new Syrian president who is an Al Qaeda terrorist and was wanted by our government for years."

Actual comment on my TikTok about taking my son to see Nuremberg. We’re so cooked, friends. 😬

500 people came out in this small town. Is this girl giving a seig heil out of the car?!