need a cute date so bad. I love planning cute fun dates but like I wanna be treated like a princess!! just once!!

being cute again 🤎

I'm so pretty and funny I think I deserve 100 boyfriends

looked cute this weekend

If I went to the White Lotus I would simply enjoy my vacation and not let my underlying flaws and baggage bubble to the surface and ruin my life

plotting and scheming in a cute way

What’s up?

Holy shit i forgot it was daylight savings and I was like oh fuck I’m TIRED

Sorry about my tone I’m insane

sitting my dog down & explaining to him that I’m going to be very weird today

What your post failed to consider is me, a stranger with bad opinions

too tall for the hot girl mirror I love being 6’1

(digging fingers into my eyes) i just need to be more loving

but also ✊ power to her for crying at work i believe people should be able to cry at work. some of us cannot help it! let us cry, we can’t stop ourselves!!!

I’m either very tired or very depressed

im madly in love with all 5 of my microblogging accounts on various platforms

I’ve been gone for so long. What’re we up to? 👀

is everyone on here still a loser scold or has enough time passed where can we be silly now

"don't repeat the cycle" "beware of the cycle" how about “How was the cycle was it fun to be in the cycle”

me to me

looks like shit, babe 😘

Real ones know the Angela lore

cis people are not entitled to ask questions about my genitals. internet gays, statistically, have already seen them.

dream team

if I get down on one knee and you're wondering where the ring is, you're standing in it also I'm half way through my signature dust to the eyes move

where the shitposters at

Assert dominance by crying louder

just a… loose garbage bag of thoughts this morning

grass may be greener over there but it won’t give u a foot job

I'm doing my best, which is obviously not very good.

At my sister's house for thanksgiving, learning a lot about organization

My ratatouille rat is making me fight someone else also controlled by a ratatouille rat Me and the other guy have no beef, only the rats are enemies and we have no idea why. While punching with limbs no longer our own, we lock eyes with mutual grief and compassion, forgiving whoever kills the other