angela wheezy
@carpeangela.bsky.social
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hauntedpussy.com
they bought me flowers 🥹
14 days ago
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freecialis
16 days ago
I’m looking to spend more time on my phone. Really get those numbers up. when my phone tells me my hours spent on it I think…embarrassing. Too low
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Finding out people still actually use and even prefer this site is always so wild to me
18 days ago
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need a cute date so bad. I love planning cute fun dates but like I wanna be treated like a princess!! just once!!
2 months ago
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being cute again 🤎
5 months ago
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Quin Luxe✨
8 months ago
I'm so pretty and funny I think I deserve 100 boyfriends
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looked cute this weekend
8 months ago
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Mike Halls
8 months ago
If I went to the White Lotus I would simply enjoy my vacation and not let my underlying flaws and baggage bubble to the surface and ruin my life
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gumby Fan account
9 months ago
plotting and scheming in a cute way
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What’s up?
9 months ago
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Holy shit i forgot it was daylight savings and I was like oh fuck I’m TIRED
9 months ago
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Sorry about my tone I’m insane
9 months ago
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sitting my dog down & explaining to him that I’m going to be very weird today
9 months ago
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Viktor Winetrout
9 months ago
What your post failed to consider is me, a stranger with bad opinions
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too tall for the hot girl mirror I love being 6’1
9 months ago
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agnest
9 months ago
(digging fingers into my eyes) i just need to be more loving
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almost 2 years ago
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ginger
9 months ago
but also ✊ power to her for crying at work i believe people should be able to cry at work. some of us cannot help it! let us cry, we can’t stop ourselves!!!
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I’m either very tired or very depressed
9 months ago
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ingrid
about 1 year ago
im madly in love with all 5 of my microblogging accounts on various platforms
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I’ve been gone for so long. What’re we up to? 👀
9 months ago
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is everyone on here still a loser scold or has enough time passed where can we be silly now
10 months ago
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"don't repeat the cycle" "beware of the cycle" how about “How was the cycle was it fun to be in the cycle”
about 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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me to me
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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looks like shit, babe 😘
almost 2 years ago
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almost 2 years ago
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almost 2 years ago
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Chuck
almost 2 years ago
Real ones know the Angela lore
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almost 2 years ago
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Immortal Grapefruit Technique
almost 2 years ago
cis people are not entitled to ask questions about my genitals. internet gays, statistically, have already seen them.
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almost 2 years ago
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dream team
almost 2 years ago
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almost 2 years ago
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Ceej
almost 2 years ago
if I get down on one knee and you're wondering where the ring is, you're standing in it also I'm half way through my signature dust to the eyes move
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where the shitposters at
almost 2 years ago
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almost 2 years ago
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜
about 2 years ago
Assert dominance by crying louder
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Paul Frazee
about 2 years ago
just a… loose garbage bag of thoughts this morning
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grass may be greener over there but it won’t give u a foot job
about 2 years ago
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SneezingWithWetMascara
about 2 years ago
I'm doing my best, which is obviously not very good.
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At my sister's house for thanksgiving, learning a lot about organization
about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
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