sure do love waking up to 4 minutes audio messages from a man crying

if you owned a 5000sqft home. why tf would you still sleep in a queen size bed???

did u know that ppl you've blocked on ig can still send you posts if you're in a group chat with them??? 🙄 I didn't until now

I wonder if the birds in the nest outside my window ever talk about me

Oop asked a flighty man a direct question about his intentions and was left on Read. That is all I needed to know 👍🏻

I've decided I'm done grief posting. We're gonna start getting back to being fun

Anyway I feel hot hiiii

I've been having immense anxiety for many many hours this feels good and fun and like my heart is going to explode

anyway I been ponderin on how I'm a real lil stinker and the world wants me to be a thinker and that's a real bummer for me

YOU, an undeserving simpleton: one coffee please ME, a refined sophisticate: ill have a cap of chino

Awesome neighborhood guy who ghosted me. I love when u come into my work on dates. It's super cool since you know I work here.👍🏻

Being poly is great until you fall in love w someone in another country, and you're already married so you can't even get that sweet Green Card Marriage

I'm truly devastated that I'm leaving Canada. I am falling more and more in love with Toronto and the people I get to know there. I know I'll be back, but it's not the same.

Oops bricked my phone to get thru customs back into the US and now I can't get back into my twtr rip

When u put fresh sheets on the bed only to squirt so much u gotta turn around and change em again

If I had two people proposition me to pet sit for them in Canada, while I'm already here pet sitting, does that mean I can call myself an International Pet Nanny? And charge as such??

What's worse than coffee poops? Coffee poops on an airplane

Oops I was too hyperbolic on twtr and I got two loved ones pissed at me lol yay

Things are weird but I got to break out my heel strap and fuck myself silly so that's something I guess!

Its crazy that you're out here lying like that. Either to me or everyone else. And I really don't want to know which it is.

I guess my bsky is just for grief posting right now. It'll be funny again soon I promise

two breakups in less than a week and both devastating for different reasons. Polyamory is all fun and love until things all go sideways at the same time.

Like fr I'm not losing myself I'm actually finding myself again sorry ur a bitter loser and hate seeing me thrive

cool new development, the cat has started lying like this. Stupid little loaf. I gasp every time

It's devastating that for someone who claims they love/d me they're super ok with watching me suffer at their own hand

Another good example.

Wow I keep waiting to be sad and it's just not happening. That's telling

If you loved me and didn't wanna lose me, would you post mean tweets? Threaten to post mean tweets? Or actually think of ways you could improve to keep me? Choice is yours I guess 🤷🏻

Just ended my 5 year relationship and abt to be batshit insane ama

the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands

I'm so pretty and funny I think I deserve 100 boyfriends

Google search "how do I scream and cry for support but not *from you*?"

Am I hungover or is it the idea of being alone with my own thoughts all day that makes me wanna barf?

New pfp who want me

I met my new sleep paralysis demon on the plane yesterday. Who is this nug diva? What does she know??

If you think my insane posts are about you... They probably are

I can't wait to feel peace and not be upset all the fucking time

Art

Do we have fun? Do we make jokes? Or do we just scold each other?

So we're all over here now eh