Full day of work where I was actually productive, two loads of washing done (washed, dried AND folded), bin is out, plants are watered, cooked dinner (jambalaya), peach crumble in the oven. Is this what normal people are like? Is this what extra protein does? #adhd

it’s so good y’all

yet they still going to alllow roblox as well

This is how you get kids on unregulated matrix servers talking to nonces. Fucking idiots

What a great thread this is

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

Excuse me it is 2026 the word is "women"

When I say I won’t read your Substack this is what I mean:

Some more fish 🪷🫧 - #cosplay #DisabledTyrantsbelovedpetfish #dtbpf

Devs in our office are being pushed to do end to end manual testing. Got announced back in Sept, now mandatory. No more difference between QA and dev. Asked when our senior QA would start doing development. Was told that he's in charge of quality and this is not the same thing (???) so he won't.

34% of roles are 'ghost jobs', all to steal data, and UK Gov does nothing. hrreview.co.uk/hr-news/recr...

From my manager, to the whole team: "We need to ensure we are using CoPilot. Usage figures will be extracted and people/teams/leads pulled up on low usage." So that's me needing to look for a new job.

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Been sending this to my creditors

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE'S VIDEO OF THESE TWO!!!! 🐣 🪶

Fine. I had my yearly review. Manager marked me as "on track". Please hold while I contemplate how that's crap and it surely means I'm about to be discovered as a liar and a fraud.

So apparently all it took to make me fill out my yearly review forms was a nine hour sleep and coffee first thing?

the fuck it will

WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS COUNTRY

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The Bibl

“云深一梦，美梦成真” "A dream among clouds (*云梦/Yúnmèng = cloud dream), a dream come true" - #mdzs: title of chapter 126 Ohh, happy #WangXian finally on their Yunmeng date 🥹💙❤️ #mxtx

behold: The Grandmaster of Corporate Operations

AU where Xie Lian reunites with Wu Ming after his dispersal and they go on little adventures while Xie Lian helps him look for his beloved #wulian #hualian #tgcf

So, youtube's automatic captions will censor swearing. Watched a whole Nish Kumar special and every instance of "fuck" or "cunt" was just [_] and that is so fucking infantilising. Fuck you just transcribe what I am fucking listening to, dickbags

yeah I'm pretty sure the only reason I don't run into more Problems is cause I'm fucking incognito until I have to spell out my surname.

dear god PLEASE let this also lead to a wider acceptance that treatment needs to include *improving quality of life* and not just "how to make them have baby"

"Managing cravings effectively is a key skill for managing your weight." Why does it always have to be about that? Why connect it to weight? Maybe I just don't want my brain to hammer on and on about wanting a specific food for 5+ hours. Fucking fatphobic fucks. (Yeah it's an nhs website. Of course)

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

Herp derp derp the thing tells people to kill themselves and helps plan school shootings but it saved me five minutes by not having to do a search so it's fine :B

Since it’s the hot topic again(?!), I have total aphantasia. No conjuring images, sounds, smells, any sensations in my mind. I have no inner monologue. I don’t dream. I have SDAM, so I don’t even have vivid memories. And I draw. Without the shit machine. Fuck your genAI. 😎👉👉

Okay, finished his wee cranky face. Onto hair! #muqing #cottondoll #embroidery

In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

Managed to get myself good and proper upset _and_ I succeeded in annoying and upsetting the wife (plus bonus distracting them at bad times). I'm having a great evening. Super winner.

He's only just found out about it because the house was in Clacton.

you truly are among the best to ever do it

I'm sorry, you trust doctors to tell you what your gender is? Wow. Personally, I do my own research.

Today's dinner is brought to you by the biggest, sulkiest pout because I really don't feel like having to cook.

Some suggestions for notebooks in pocket format that are NOT Moleskine. It's a thread 🧵 ⬇️

I will never shut up about hating AI. I don't care if people find me bitter or too angry about it. I spit on it and nope, I'll never agree on ANYTHING positive about GEN AI. "But it can help people to..." I don't care. It's just plain and painful capitalism with productivity in mind. Bye !

please, my reginos, they are very sick

1. people reflexively blame AI for problems because it's obviously harmful in many domains 2. Bluesky (now "entirely AI-coded" acc. to staff) keeps breaking 3. AI is blamed. Devs say no, it's web service issues, scold AI-blamers for their ignorance 4. devs admit it was actually AI code at fault lol

I got one of the wedding standees and it really is so lovely! Adorable art, quality product, get your own WOL products now!

ghost city squad 👻✨

Potat interpretive dance

Okay, NOW does everyone believe me when I say "Fuck Draft2Digital"?! lmaoooooo pay to play even though they already take a percentage of all sales