I only have 381 followers and I've made 4k posts on this site. Something is very wrong with me

When you cum but she keeps sucking

If nu-Twitter made you shift right you're a fucking moron, not sorry.

The least surprising music news story of the year is that Evan Dando is a terrible person

🚨 BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been pictured leaving Aylsham police station

Oh but he seems like such a nice guy. Now let me take a big sip of coffee before reading what he's being charged with

Wake your neighbors up with this blasting at an ungodly volume, I double dog dare you youtu.be/ScVbbybrbsc?...

An ex of mine took me to a movie called Zombie Strippers and even though I wasn't expecting much I got so mad that I got up and punched a stall door in the theater bathroom

It's weird being as far left as I am yet believing in God. Here we are though, fuck everything, can we still be friends?

I need everyone to see the RoboCop Oreo clip

Frederick Wiseman died goddammit

Siri, define copaganda

If I got pec implants do you think RFK Jr would let me hang out with him

The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors

Never trust a cop. Ever. www.statesman.com/news/courts/...

Kids today fucking rule. I was at an ICE protest last summer where a bunch of teenagers with skateboards squared off with the feds

In Quadrophenia the main character gets in a bathtub in his jeans so they'll shrink. I'm thinking that RFK might be a big fan of the Who, which would explain all the pedo shit

How did Kid Rock and RFK not know that video would go viral for all the wrong reasons. Is anyone really this fucking dense

It's a crime there aren't any Schlotzsky's within 1500 miles of where I live

This is one motherfucking hell of a thread

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(last minute attempt to get on the shooter's good side) Nice shot man ,

Gavin Newsom and JD Vance should just fuck live on CNN and get it out of the way

Gavin Newsom looks like one of the masks they wore in Point Break

REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant? ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker

Your first problems are loving AOC, Pete Buttigieg, and Josh Shapiro

Played this song while DJing at a cop bar in Philly and never got invited back (they paid well too) :( youtu.be/OViqNb3ZdDA?...

I feel like I've been posting/reposting a lot of anti cop stuff lately. And it's certainly not going to stop anytime soon.

Maybe I'm being harsh here. Don is good on a lot of things but, holy shit liberals really need to get off of the cops thin blue cock. There are ZERO good ones. Not a soul. By the nature of the job in America you cannot be a good or competent cops.

Hey, if you're an oped writer or a journalist who never leaves your house. Maybe shut the fuck up about cops. You truly don't know anything about them. I don't care if you work as a legal reporter, if you're not on the ground interacting with them as they commit violence against people, STFU.

It never fails me to get all wet in my shorts when the drums and bass kick in. One of the few covers that completely outshines the original. youtu.be/av2ApbIdNSI?...

ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.

Just checked and Scott Adams is still dead

Polar opposite of this dude

Forget the demon, why the fuck is there a pillow on that stepstool

what the fuck

Sticker spotted in Los Angeles

I'll pay someone to come over, shave me bald, and then beat the everloving shit out of me

Babe, the heart shaped fart box shorts are on sale!!

WHAT FUCKING BREAK? WHAT IS THIS “AGAIN” YOU SPEAK OF?

So we can all agree that Today Show's mom is completely fucking dead, right?

Every Olympics it's the same stories about how the free condoms run out and the punchline is always "athletes are so horny lol" instead of "we didn't buy enough condoms again"

Between this and the story about the ice agents who ate at a Mexican restaurant and then arrested some of its workers when they were done, it's a reminder that these people reject even the most basic social agreements of hospitality and of helping others. They're sociopaths.

Well now that Valentine's Day is over, how many times did you cum? 60? 70?? 80?!?

Cool, now tell us what's up in CIA news

Happy Vutimenes day motherfuckers

Being mentally ill? Don't recommend it