in the new planet earth david attenborough says small dinosaurs drove cars and big dinosaurs drove trucks

Just ate a hospital black bean burger AMA

Each Giants win comes with an outfield celebration thrust innovation

okay, it's time for this fucking thing, the keeping of my life's stuff in storage so the YUUP guy doesn't get it. grateful for any help or reskeets! already a little ahead so asking for $306 cash app / venmo: eatyrself PayPal.me/eatyrself

This is incredible.

The orderly whistles a tune, The razor softly zings; Three strokes and he'll be finished with, The balls of the crimson king

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robert pimpp

CNN out here telling us life is a romantic comedy and to fall in love with every stranger we meet

Oh god. OH JESUS CHRIST. I work in I.T. I would not get on an AI-piloted aircraft even if you offered me an original Rembrandt sketch.

Just had caffeine for the first time in ages. Don't see what the big deal is. Overrated.

I have a palpable desire to be ensconced.

Haha just kidding, now the hospital is keeping me another night

why are people arguing about bluesky this morning? it’s a rainy day. you could be out there getting drenched and falling ill

Bob Dylan faz hoje: 85 anos

Just so it’s clear, I agree 100% with 100% of the people on this site 100% of the time. I love you, mind-hive.

The kids really are alright

[Going to the doctor and showing them this picture] can you make me this? Is there a procedure to give me a Dog in Hat Eating Hot Dog kind of life? This is what I want

Fuck it it's late 90s indie disco time youtu.be/FdJKUOI364E?...

Drinking the rest of the vinegar and oil dressing out a bowl when you're done with a salad is one of life's pleasures that doesn't get talked about enough

I'm currently bored in the hospital until sometime tomorrow and then if everything goes well I won't have my phone for a month so expect 4.7k more posts from me tonight

Dog with hat tucking into a hotdog, for morale.

Are we still doing that thing bragging about bands we've seen? 1990's Beach Boys Right Said Fred John Mellencamp 2x for some reason A band who claimed to be Frankie Goes to Hollywood but were impostors The saddest era of the Ramones A band who claimed to be the The Shangri-Las but were impostors

Sister Morphine is a pretty weak song, not sure why the Stones decided to outright steal it from Marianne Faithfull

Some of it doesn't exactly hold up by today's standards, but The Chicken Cubes of the Salad-Sandwich was my introduction to Philip K. Dick

They're gonna blame trans folks or antifa but ypu just know it was some 60 year old dude mad about paying taxes

Look i don’t give a shit unless he’s dead

So is everyone just kinda shrugging that there was just another shooting outside the white house? It's not even on the front page of google news

In the hospital currently going cold turkey until my BAC gets low enough that they can give detox meds. It's weird and quiet and the night nurse is nice but obviously didn't want to sit and chat. I wouldn't wish this on any of you.

If you're buying KA$H branded merch and you get your shit rocked by the dark web all I have to say is lol lmao

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

What age were you when you realized taking a good shit is better than sex?

Currently making instant ramen noodles for breakfast because I'm a pathetic sack of shit

I'm going to have to watch Colbert tonight, aren't I. It feels like there's no choice in the matter.

mfw im at da zebra party and they don't know im not a zebra

I wish I could've seen Nolan Ryan clear the benches for a fistfight in person

By far and away, Suicide. The whole thing felt like they were playing a joke on the fastly leaving audience

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live Suicide The Fall Judas Priest The Fall Judas Priest The Fall The Fall The Fall The Cramps The Cramps is that 10?

lol what

Remember how that fuckhead always wore denim shirts to look like a member of the working class even though everyone knew his wife is a millionaire

Me: huh I wonder what drug this is a PSA for... Me 15 seconds later: VAPING???!!

Meanwhile on TV: an infomercial for Ben Carson’s new “LifeVac,” a contraption that will vacuum out food lodged in a child’s throat.

lol of fucking course

The guillotine was a genius invention

In 2011, the year he was worth $18 billion, ProPublica reported that Bezos received a $4,000 tax credit for his children. He paid zero income taxes. Jeff Bezos should live in absolute terror of the public he has pillaged from.

Passing gas is one of the dumbest medical terms. Just say farting, doctor, we're all adults here

Editor: did you get that picture of the sink repair? Writer: sure did boss, real sexy just liked you asked

RIP

Barack Obama is a piece of shit. Just as much of a warmonger as Trump is.