This video was taken by a local resident who reportedly saw a man being beaten by ICE agents at 37th and Kedzie.

Choosing to work for ICE is a personality disorder.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov 37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois. This is assault.

Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.

*’Feel Good Inc’ comes on* Me:

No one: Absolutely no one: Me:

Meanwhile on threads

Probably the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

lol. lmao.

Anyone know one of those ratatouille rats? kinda need to throw somebody the keys to this shit show for a while

🎶 Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be fascists 🎶

BREAKING The Nashua Police Department in New Hampshire says that multiple people have been shot at the Sky Meadow Country Club. One suspect has been detained, but the other remains at large, the police say.

my whimsy needs jumper cables

knuckle tattoos that say CORN COBS

Dang, it’s been awhile, huh? How about some Iron Banner? www.twitch.tv/thesemipsych...

Common sense isn’t common and that bothers me.

I didn’t wanna type it out again when it was a threads post from last night so enjoy that

Charlie Kirk being killed by a cis white conservative christian male did, in fact, prove him wrong.

Them: “Do you work here?” Me: “No, I just like rearranging shoes for fun.”

Kinda tired of being the big sads, man.

Me: Everything the light touches is our kingdom The light: [frantically washing its hands] ew! ew! ew! Why is it sticky?!?

Release the goddamned files already you lying sack of shit 💩

By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit

I tried to make this bigger bc it’s so good 🤣

When did eyebrows become sentient because yours are giving me the heebie jeebies.

In case you aren’t paying attention to the latest in Texas… She has since been given “permission” to go to her office inside the Capitol building but is still not being permitted to leave the building without a police escort. Reminder: She has broken zero laws.

I was stuck in traffic for 2.5 hours, after getting off work at 10pm, because teslas caught on fire HOURS before I ever left work…that’s some fucking bullshit.

I started to have an anxiety attack on my way home, so I was going to drink some water to maybe lessen it until I got home. But my water bottle was like, 'I got you,' and splashed about half of the ice cold water on me...it definitely stopped the anxiety attack though…am I winning anxiety?

I’ve never been so jealous of a duck. And now I know that my phone autocorrects duck to fuck….cool.

Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest but I have to go to work so y’all can get some retail therapy in after church. That’s some bullshit.

Overwatch things for a little bit www.twitch.tv/thesemipsych...

Thank you.

Anyone else remember when I wrote this as a tweet a few years ago? Cause I found this while doom scrolling a meme page

Waiting on the tsunami like