The child known as 16 has leveled up to 17. *feeling old, man*

I can live with being poor and having shit luck, just let me die from old age 😖

The thing to remember about the invasion of Venezuela and arrest of Maduro is that Donald Trump is a rapist and pedophile

MTG’s Congressional Career in 10 Lowlights The now-former congresswoman says she’s sorry about all that, so here’s a refresher on how bad it actually was.

Playing some Overwatch 2 with friends. Come check out the stream www.twitch.tv/v3il0f_s0rr0w

So MAGA: you’re saying that if a country doesn’t like how another country is being run, they can kidnap that country’s leader? If so, boy do I have an idea.

Trump says he is going to "run" Venezuela. I hope the people of Venezuela like higher prices, higher unemployment and Trump's name being affixed to all their big buildings.

Idk who needs to hear this but… Stop using AI.

Ayup. Actual ghouls

The truly great writers have a way of explaining your own feelings to you:

There is no try. Only do.

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

I wish I had more people in my life that understood what having a parent with dementia was like but I also don’t wish it on anyone else.

Not really active here anymore but uh…hi, guys.

If random bad shit could stop happening to me, that would be great. 😭

Press Sec Karoline Levitt: “At this moment in time of course, the ballroom is really the President's main priority.” Think about this Not Americans healthcare Not bringing inflation down Not building our communities His "Number 1" goal is destroying the entire East Wing of OUR HOUSE!

anxiety is just like having pre-traumatic stress disorder

Congress should not have free medical insurance until all of their constituents do.

This video was taken by a local resident who reportedly saw a man being beaten by ICE agents at 37th and Kedzie.

Choosing to work for ICE is a personality disorder.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov 37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois. This is assault.

Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.

*’Feel Good Inc’ comes on* Me:

No one: Absolutely no one: Me:

Meanwhile on threads

Probably the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

lol. lmao.

Anyone know one of those ratatouille rats? kinda need to throw somebody the keys to this shit show for a while

🎶 Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be fascists 🎶

BREAKING The Nashua Police Department in New Hampshire says that multiple people have been shot at the Sky Meadow Country Club. One suspect has been detained, but the other remains at large, the police say.

my whimsy needs jumper cables

knuckle tattoos that say CORN COBS

Dang, it’s been awhile, huh? How about some Iron Banner? www.twitch.tv/thesemipsych...

Common sense isn’t common and that bothers me.

I didn’t wanna type it out again when it was a threads post from last night so enjoy that

Charlie Kirk being killed by a cis white conservative christian male did, in fact, prove him wrong.

Them: “Do you work here?” Me: “No, I just like rearranging shoes for fun.”

Kinda tired of being the big sads, man.

Me: Everything the light touches is our kingdom The light: [frantically washing its hands] ew! ew! ew! Why is it sticky?!?