Cat the Human
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Adventure Chef, affable idiot.
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There comes a time in every outdoorsy weirdo's life when they decide it'd be fun to memorize Robert Service's "The Cremation of Sam McGee."
over 1 year ago
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀
about 23 hours ago
My feed is half people watching the World Cup, half people watching the Catholic schism, and half people watching Deep Space Nine.
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Re: LRP god bless the folks who stuck around when I was 21 and talked through that bullshit with me I would be such a dipshit without y'all.
about 19 hours ago
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fangy
1 day ago
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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Ernest Penfold
2 days ago
lol looks like the voters heard her loud and clear because DeGette lost her primary
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In very "Dad mowing the lawn bc company is coming over" fashion I'm preparing for our new cat by... reorganizing the hall closet?
2 days ago
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Am I the first person to ask my beloveds when they last bought new work shoes/insoles when they tell me their feet are hurting? Yes. Am I also in disproportionate pain after 20h workweeks bc I definitely need new work shoes? Mind your business.
3 days ago
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Someone ELSE played ABBA on the dive bar jukebox this is great.
3 days ago
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We can only adopt one cat so I do need everyone else to step up and adopt the other cats so I can visit them.
4 days ago
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There's a cat at the shelter with the same name as a coworker. If we adopted him we *could* give him a different name, or make it short for something else. But the far funnier option is to lean in and name the cat "[Name] From Work"
4 days ago
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Tyler King
6 days ago
Just immense levels of looting. He’s starving our parks to redesign DC as his personal palace.
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The wild thing for me about the Texas Giraffe Escape is thinking "Oh this is probably [fairly normal open-to-the-public wildlife preserve near my hometown]." when I initially saw the headlines, then clicking through and finding out no, it's rich weirdos in the hill country with a private zoo ranch.
6 days ago
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Heather Hogan
8 days ago
Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”
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Scheduled an appointment I've been putting off for MONTHS. The call to schedule it was painless and took five minutes. The appointment itself will take fifteen minutes. I will learn nothing from this experience and will be putting off making this same appointment next spring.
8 days ago
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pseudonym jones
about 2 years ago
#makeaterriblecomicday2024
wow it’s that time of year again!
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#makeaterriblecomicday2026
What I got up to this afternoon.
8 days ago
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Oh cool GLP1 ads over the grocery store PA we definitely don't live in hell.
9 days ago
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A regular who's really into mediation and breathwork has pointed out more than once that I stop breathing when I'm thinking about the answer to a question. Thanks, it's a symptom!
9 days ago
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Blue Heron Farm
10 days ago
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Stonkers
10 days ago
every time you see a headline that begins with “we have to,” replace the “we” with “you” and you’ll immediately understand the purpose of the piece and the power dynamics at play
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Maybe it's just that the technology was young when I was a teen and we didn't think about it much but "Text me when you get home" from a younger friend always hits me square in the heart.
11 days ago
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I had an aioli making incident and sprayed a not-insignificant amount of cheap truffle oil around the kitchen at work a couple weeks ago. Had to soak my work clothes and apron in dish soap and enzyme cleaner.
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12 days ago
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Post one (1) photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands. The photo, that is, not the painting.
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12 days ago
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Maybe it's growing up in Texas and spending time in Montana & Wyoming but eating at a diner with vague republican vibes will never bother me. As long as Fox News or similar is not actively on TV we're good.
12 days ago
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Kingfisher & Wombat
12 days ago
My head just snapped up like a seagull hearing a Dorito hit the pavement.
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Haus of Decline
12 days ago
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Steve Lieber
13 days ago
aw yeah
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🌸Bibi🌸♿
13 days ago
Happy Juneteenth! It costs 0$ to repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. I sell pins, compression gloves, artist gloves, back braces, knee braces, wrist braces, compression socks, cute bags & more! Store:
Bibipins.com
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michael lutz
14 days ago
love how every app has to periodically inform me that push notifications are disabled. damn bro who do you think did that!!! history's mysteries
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Regrettably, getting back into weightlifting seems to have alleviated at least one (1) work-related pain issue which means I should keep doing it.
15 days ago
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15 days ago
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Amy
15 days ago
normal guy: hey man how’s it going Greg Bovino: you gotta hand it to vlad the impaler
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A dude old enough to be my dad asked me if "any females come to this bar" tonight. Sir the bar is full of them they are just avoiding the creepy old man at this end of the bar.
17 days ago
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Blue sky nice ghost
18 days ago
Getting rid of the headphone jack is up there with legalized gambling, re: the dissolution of society
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Riding so much more this summer than last year. Turns out having a bike I love and reasonable summer temperatures counts for a lot.
18 days ago
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It's Myrna, eh? 🇨🇦
19 days ago
We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No.
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Colin Spacetwinks
20 days ago
when i say that congress is a country club, i'm not just talking about the obvious corruption, class interests, and white collar crime: i am also talking about how they are constantly doing shit like this
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ReelOutreach
22 days ago
We’re just a few donations away from hitting the halfway mark on our 2026 fundraiser! Help us blow past that line so we can get more events going this Summer/Fall!
#FilmForGood
#movies
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gofund.me/177f65d56
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Only other dude besides me and my sweetie in the bar was wearing a suit and had earbuds in. He took a call at MIDNIGHT that initially sounded like a tech support/business call (screen sharing seemed to be involved) but we quickly realized he was giving MMORPG advice.
24 days ago
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg
24 days ago
a) This is fantastic b) We gotta be careful that this doesn't become a NIMBY thing wherein everybody's fine with someone else's* water, land, electricity, health getting fried -- we need NO DATA CENTERS FOR ANYONE to be the rallying cry *the same 'someone else' it always is! 👀
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Girl yelling "HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO!" as the woman on the mic at karaoke works up to the chorus of Meredith Brooks' "Bitch": never change.
26 days ago
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Kiku
26 days ago
these are getting weird
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Really wish when you figured out the cause of a symptom it would stop. Mystery solved, you can leave now thanks.
26 days ago
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If you're wondering where every dad who moved here from Texas is tonight, Sparta opened for Toadies at the Ogden.
27 days ago
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Hey, uh, elder millennials: what shoes are we wearing to shows these days? I can't stand in one place in Docs for hours anymore.
27 days ago
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Hey, uh, elder millennials: what shoes are we wearing to shows these days? I can't stand in one place in Docs for hours anymore.
27 days ago
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Erin Rodriguez!!
30 days ago
I made a comic for Trans Day of Visibility but I've now been diagnosed with ADHD so, we know where that went. It'll be uploaded in parts. Happy Pride. Thank you for being here. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️
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Jukebox menace hours.
about 1 month ago
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE)
about 1 month ago
THERE ARE NO TRANSPHOBES WITH HONOR. NO TRANSPHOBE WILL SEE THE GATES OF STO’VO’KOR.
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The thread o’ tweets
over 1 year ago
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Haus of Decline
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