gonna try out @painterzservant.bsky.social simic birthing ritual while furloughed on stream today. @ twitch.tv/jarvisyu . shoutout to @kmcsleevesusa.bsky.social and @magiconline.bsky.social

What's been keeping me going with every loss is when I was going home from MagicCon Atlanta I ran into @ambercxc.bsky.social and she told me I'm going to make the PT because I got the grit for it and honestly that's enough to keep me motivated

Urgent batsignal for 1 quantum riddler at scg baltimore, order failed to show, can buy or borrow @fireshoes.bsky.social

(Do it. Nuke your friends' Vegas testing. Make them question God.)

I qualified for the Pro Tour with the deck I've been working on for a while, Simic Ritual. I wrote a short guide for the deck that I'm planning on expanding on for any interested in playing the deck at future events! @fireshoes.bsky.social docs.google.com/document/d/1...

hey ultimate guard quick question! what the FUCK

Come see me at #MCVegas! I will be drawing people portraits for FREE till I run out. Stop by creator central Saturday or stop me if you see me.

🎶 Say it ain’t so I will not go Turn the lights off

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

Attention: Magic Players with Integrity–The NRG Series Welcomes You. Cheating, on the other hand, is unwelcome at NRG Series events. 🧵

If you're in Illinois and: - Palestinian, or protesting the genocide in Occupied Palestine; or - trans, or protesting for trans rights; and you are arrested or discriminated against, I can represent you pro bono. Please email me at [email protected]. I will take as many cases as I can.

This art is wasted on a card like Goddric lmao

Note the 2 plains in the presented Decklist. Very demure, very mindful.

Literally shit my pants and dropped when my opponent played this combo against me at #nrgmad

Hey people who have played games of pioneer in the last 6 months what's the best deck in pioneer?

Ended 10-5 in the RC with a 7-2 day one and a 2-3 day 2* (repost with correct records across the days)

Riposte if you fence.

whatever you think about the events this weekend, i think we can all agree that secret lair events ran at casual REL is silly

Jeff Miracola has a bag from MagicCon Chicago that someone left at his booth Sunday afternoon that they will "really, really want to have back." #mtg #mcchicago

1984

JK Simmons (receiving backshots): that's not my tempo

True Colors

This shit fucking sucks, this country is so backwards. It’s illegal to scroll TikTok or play online poker, but buying guns to shoot up schools or controlling women’s bodies is a okay 👍

Just hit 400 Followers and figured that’s worth a little giveaway! Like, repost and follow to be entered. Winner will be contacted on Tuesday 😃

despite my other magic accomplishments I had never trophied an mtgo league, that changed today when I solved Orzhov DnT Faced: Dimir Murktide, Energy, Temur Breach x2, and Hammer TIme @fireshoes.bsky.social

Got one of the two invites at pastimes with the Dimir list that got t16 at the Spotlight Series +/- a few cards. Matchups Below.

lol

Had an awesome weekend with my teammates @dooter611.bsky.social and Fred! Look for us next year because we'll be back on that grind as soon as the new year starts!

A fitting shadowbox, thanks @nrgseries.bsky.social !! PAINT THE TOWN BLUE

Tis the night before Ban-mas, and all through the house, EVERYONE IS JAMMING COMBO. NOBODY IS SLEEPING. THE MICE ARE PLAYING COMBO DECKS. AHHH AHHH AHHH... Uh, anyway, looking forward to tomorrow. #mtglegacy

A card from each of my #NRGChamp decks

If anyone plays marvel rivals I need people to learn the game with hmu

Netflix's "A Man on the Inside" is a really good show and you should watch it. Its super funny and also somehow heartwarming, and if that's not enough is has a bunch of "The Good Place's" cast.

I have no idea how anyone could have all 3 #NRGCHAMP deck lists locked already 😭. This is so difficult

The mox jet I drafted earlier kept trying to sell me antibiotics amoxisshillin

⚠️🚨MTG THEFTS PSA🚨⚠️ At least 3 LGSs in our area got robbed this week😡 Most LGS margins are already paper thin! They mainly exist to give us a space to play our favorite games! If you see anybody in the Midwest selling suspicious quantities of Magic items, please report it!

Cards I would ban from Legacy after looking at the format of the past 6 months + EW: Frog Nadu Koz Command One Ring Legacy is dominated by these specifically over powered cards, though can see argument for Mycospawn or Fleshraker over Koz Command. Control being dead sucks.

I would gladly let my body rot away if it meant never going to an 8:45 am doctors appointment

Played at Eternal Weekend NA and KILLED IT. EW MAIN EVENT RESULTS: 2-1 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑 1-2 UG omnitell 👨‍🔬 1-2 mono red stompy 🌕 1-2 Bant Cephalid Breakfast🦑 DROP 🥶🥶🗣️🗣️💯💯 EW SIDE EVENT RESULTS: 1-2 Burn 🔥 2-1 DNT 🦁 1-2 BUG Beans 🫘 28.6% winrate these paper events are way too easy.

WITH HAMMERS YOU SAY???

The Loot will continue until morale improves

Meanwhile, if North America #eternalweekend proved anything, its that there is intensely strong interest and growth in this format. So many folks came up and told me this was their first Eternal Weekend. Thats amazing. I want the format to be curated to respect that growth. 8/8

Daily reminder that even the best players still have days where they don't perform well. This reminder is for me, in desperate need of this kind of reassurance.

It's Six Drop Sunday Somewhere

For obvious reasons.

Shows that legitimately changed my life this year: Arcane The Penguin Shrinking Baby Reindeer Definitely watch these if you haven't already!

Formats ranked: Standard: Alright - Modern:Alright Legacy: Fun Pioneer: Fun! Pauper: Alright - Vintage: Haven't played but looks fun Commander: heinous Cedh: unfun

Playing the legacy champs today, I'll try to make a thread with my results.

I hold all my laughter in until the end credits when I let it all out in a 2 minute 90db wail, because I'm civilized.