GET SHIT ON YOU DUMB SQUID

Sometimes it just works

Me, waiting patiently at the salon for her to get her nails done so we can go eat pizza:

I think Etali might be my least favorite bracket 5 deck to play against

1-1 on Cat Farm (is that a name already? w/e I'm using it) Might've been 2-0 if I hadn't tunneled on main phasing an Ad Nauseam 🤦‍♀️ Should've went for the line that I literally did to win the previous game (tutor Breach, cast Breach, escape tutor for LED, crack LED, escape tutor for Brain Freeze)

LIVE on twitch.tv/bearclaymore right now playing this!!

I really hoped they were going to have black mana represent the spirit world more in the ATLA set instead of the usual “eh that’s just for villain stuff” 😔 I know there isn’t a *ton* of spirit world stuff in ATLA vs TLOK but still

here we go again 👀

GOLEM IS MY BOY FUCK YES

jk running through a storm with Ride the Lightning blasting hits p good

you can trace a direct correlation to how often I post vs my stress level at work. today is peaceful day

so many of my favorite metal songs from my childhood are just like uber carried by their first 30 seconds and then fall off insanely hard after. I’m looking at you Raining Blood and Ride the Lightning 👀

Damn, blown out by Thoracle combo in a bracket 3 game. Tough luck, Cuomo.

Is this set just ATLA? or are we getting Korra cards too 🥺🙏

NEW DISPATCH CHAPTERS TONIGHT

NO SHOT my gfs post about me made it into the Huffington Post 💀

I can’t stop thinking about Monster Hunter

2nd time in the last week that I had to deal with transphobic punk kids on my bus ride home. rough

Today I get to celebrate 3 incredible years with the most beautiful, intelligent, funny, best girlfriend in the entire world. @morganamagicka.bsky.social I love you so much, I can’t wait to share many more years with you 🥰❤️

Guess who just spent the last like 3 hours sleeving up a new deck, just to realize it didn't feel right so she's going back to Franky+Akiri w/ Lurrus. I'm so hooked on playing Lurrus companion but I also want to be in blue AND have a commander that does something worth casting, not 2/3 of those 😭

We have officially concluded the first main season of TCL! Let's congratulate our #1 and #2 finishers of the main season, @lemon8unny.bsky.social on Grist, the Hunger Tide and @swansongmtg.bsky.social on the partner pair of Rograkh+Thrasios. This has earned the two of them a bye to the finals! 🥳🎉

This weekend I got to witness Kuriboh + Multiply TWICE to make infinite 3/2 defenders, and the second time it was used to normal summon the Winged Dragon of Ra. In a game of Commander.

Only played like, 3 games of cEDH this weekend 😭 but overall a great weekend!

I’ve p much got a constructed Sett list just from our pulls this weekend. Just missing the actual Sett cards

last day of Commandfest 🥰

Oh no Riftbound is flooding my brain with all the info of my first special interest. League of Legends 😭

Yeah this daylight is def saving me this time

tomorrow I am ONLY playing cEDH (and maybe some Riftbound)

Magic dudes can’t gender me properly but at least every uber driver we’ve had this weekend has

few things feel as good as seeing someone you knew was a bozo get their comeuppance 😌

I played TWO whole games of casual commander today! 😱

been here for 15 mins

Tomorrow is my 2 year anniversary at my job, kinda blowing my mind. Love this place (this is my final work post before enjoying vacation for the next 5 days)

I can’t stop thinking about Dispatch this game has me hooked. Also apparently every decision I’ve made so far has not been the popular decision??

*DISPATCH SPOILERS* UMMM??? WHAT??? IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE???

So I’m bringing these decks to Commandfest this weekend: • Francisco/Akiri+Lurrus (cEDH) • Minsc & Boo (bracket 2) • Gretchen Titchwillow (bracket 3) • Beastrider Vanguard/Reality Chip (Pendragon) I am so excited to just play a ton of Magic for a few days

worked late again, but it’s finally vacation time 😮‍💨

blegh (hating my face today but i dressed cute)

One of the nice things about being the Sweet Girl with the Patience of a Saint™️ in the office is that, when I *do* get pissy the reaction is “oh god what have we done to her”

she had better get a card istg

Halloween costume no fit 🪦

there are days when I hate my body, and then there’s days like today where I think “wow, I am so freaking hot” 🤭

worked late again 💔

Can’t stop thinking about more rules changes I’d like to make for the next season of TCL

they call me Twitch Kringle the way I be gifting sub to these hoes

Shopping for work appropriate Halloween costumes is an impossible task omg

Pls tiktok I already love AkiAngel I don’t need more edits that make me cry 🥲 (yes I do, the hurt good)

why did I spend all this money and time on magic when I could have just gotten more tattoos instead 🤦‍♀️

had to retire the Berserk sweatpants today, rip 😔 they looked like someone ripped them off of me, poor thing

coolest shit on earth