MR BEAST BAD

this woman just jump scared me so hard while I was leaving our bathroom that I piddled a lil bit 😭

what if I let my players have a “3 Kobolds in a trenchcoat” option

lfg I’m BACK (cooking up some homebrews for my hopeful return to ttrpgs)

Oh Juniper... you were so, so very loved.

*dual wielding a Hitachi and a Fleshlight* Drippzt Do’Gurlden

we watched both of the Becky movies last night, fuckin awesome

spent today reading and playing ORAS, solid saturday

We are just under 2 weeks away from this! Signups close May 29th, so if you’re interested I def suggest signing up as soon as possible :)

she got my titties all wet 😫

just finished Apex on netflix. way tamer version of Wolf Creek

let the enshittening begin

I’ve been back on my “1+ mile of cardio 4 days a week” cycle for the last few weeks and feeling really good. Using the walking pad during my work from home days has made it way easier to keep doing it too

so like, when am I going to be able to get my Monster Hunter secret lair 😭

thank the gods my tits are fat

werk girl

argh I can’t tell if it’s that time or I’m just exhausted

I need to get this dumb fuckin organ out of my body I can’t keep waking up in pain like this

ok not today, but potentially this weekend!

might mess around and come home with my first car since moving to Seattle

idea is Reyhan hitting the Gainax Pose on top of a mech and then Mecha Kraum hitting the same pose (with a little Reyhan in between their heads) lots of other little details in my head but that’s the general idea

I’ve had an idea for Reyhan and Kraum alters for a really long time but it would require me to get original art done and not just existing art which sounds way more expensive 😭

realizing a huge chunk of my favorite Pokemon are Ghost types 😳 and then there’s Plapper

name a more iconic duo than Anime Girl w/ Eyepatch + fucking dying

I mean 😏

I’m built like this btw

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Sorry too late

Garth One-Eye as Sakura from Card Captor Sakura. Im always happy to work on material from old mangas and animes, they are always very magical :) I hope you like it! #mtg #mtgalter

Watching a “Disturbing Reddit Stories” video and suddenly one of them is a story my gf has been telling me ‘as a joke’ for years now 👀

I’m realizing while prepping for directing a Draw Steel game that there’s a LOT of stuff I need to unlearn from DnD 5e encounter balance. Like what do you mean this system is actually balanced and I don’t have to make a guesstimation that my encounters won’t be too easy or accidentally lethal???

found myself reminiscing about how cEDH tournaments used to be and missing that so much. biggest motivator by far

Just watched a video of someone’s experience at their first cEDH tournament and it was kinda heartbreaking. Taking notes, more determined than ever to make my tournaments nothing like that.

Life, it never die

Officially bumped Korvold down to bracket 3 (as bracket 3 as Korvold can be) and sleeved up the Ninja Turtles for cEDH This is the cursed timeline

shoot which printing do I use

Rhystic Study is one of the big skill checks in cEDH, and asking for it to be banned just shows me that you're getting walled

Please god why are we doing this cycle of discourse *again*

She’s telling me to drop the Sorcerer King bit They got her

so like, how illegal would it be to run Ad Nauseam in bracket 3? 👀

I wanna do one of those deck spread pictures of Korvold but I don’t have enough space 😭

OH NO THE ANIMATED MOVIE I LOVED AS A KID WAS ACTUALLY MID 😭😭😭

I am so excited for our Friday night plans

damn, being the Lorekeeper™️ is way more stressful than I thought it would be

as a creature who is sustained solely on praise, not receiving any for the insane amount of work I’ve done over the last month kinda ruined my day

heroes get remembered, legends never die

she made us japanese style curry and it’s so good I insta-nutted in my boxers

I am DETERMINED to get a shiny sneasler before end of day today 😤

swag

significantly better day today