barely making it to midnight at this rate ngl

i've reached the point where i'm so drunk i don't think i'm hot anymore, so here's a thread of me at my cutest this year tell me i'm pretty please

only goood thing out of 2025 is my tits got way bigger

drumk giiirl

pounding back a few classic scylla drinks from my youth (literally just vodka+water straight up)

you';ve left me no choice but to gog it up

new record I think

shout out to the folks that playtested alcohol back in the day, you’re the real ones

when you break the seal, you just gotta build it back up again

1 Angry Orchard 1 bottle of Soju 2 shots of Vodka and it's only 7:30 🤪

stupid ass stranger things making a drunk girl cry

me next!

Yes, I do have the autism that remembers when D&D tried to be an esport and now I’m showing it to my gf

I will be getting near-blackout tonight to celebrate, prepare yourselves

2025 is potentially the most stressful year of my entire life, and I'll be dancing on it's grave tonight

I wanna be if Dean Winchester was a girl

my gf: so what're your feelings on milking? me: uhhh, depends which part of me I guess? my gf: your bones of course! all that juicy marrow me: OH NONONONO *red alert noises*

we're starting a Supernatural re-watch (I've only seen like, a third of the show before) and WHERE IS THE MUSIC WHY IS IT ALL DIFFERENT SONGS???

goth baddies are my weakness 😍

Vacation is just smoking weed and playing Monster Hunter from noon til bedtime and I am so happy

clashed with Omega on the edge of the napalm, and then finished it off with one last shadowbringer slash 😍

Bless my Chungus life

Y’all spending a week on the east coast w/ very late flights both ways has my sleep schedule very messed up 😭 We stayed up until like 4am and I’m waking up rn and now it’s NYE 😭😭

I love when my victory shot is just like, me ripping a ripple in the universe with my greatsword

goofy ahh

Bless my Chungus life

THREE 9/11???

I’ve been holding in a fart for the last 8 hours this Uber driver gotta speed it up a bit

See you in a week for our first show of 2026. We'll be joined by @yourpriscylla.bsky.social and @morganamagicka.bsky.social. See you there!

RIP TSA touched my balls AND tits this time 😔 Body too tea I guess

and so we're off! time to depart on our journey eastward, to the magical land of Penny Sylvania

trans ppl don't even call you an egg anymore they just walk up to you and say "three months" and walk away

It's a Christmas miracle! (my back still hurts a little but not nearly as much as it did the last few days)

updating the maid outfit

They call me Succubutt

hunter profile 😍

Diva sings proof of a hero 🥹 god I love this game

Threw my back out 3 days ago and the pain hasn't really stopped, really hoping it calms down before our 8 hour flight tomorrow night 💀

No cEDH content is infinitely better than bad cEDH content

crazy shot

I think it's time to see if this is actually cEDH playable or not

holiday fit :)

ok I NEED this outfit NOW

good lord

mail day 🧙

jk I got a shout out this morning for how well I did and for how impressed everyone was I am the goat and a genius and the best queen of games

Got to live the cEDH dream tonight. Turn 1 Land, LED, Mox Opal, Mox Diamond, Imp Seal for Cloud, cast Wernog make a Clue, crack LED add Lurrus to hand, pass to set up turn 2 Cloud -> Skullclamp -> draw 4 repeat every turn. And then @morganamagicka.bsky.social resolves a Dauthi Voidwalker 😭

Me, prepping for a meeting: Ok Scylla, just be normal. You're the expert on this. You know everything that needs to be known about this feature. You got this. Me, the moment I open my mouth: *imagine a girl Charlie Day in the episode of IASIP when he thought he was given a smart pill* 😮‍💨

about to let this guy from jersey have his way with me

wore my fun sweater to work today 🐲