I am not prepared for today

Spending time with my best friends and their kids is making me *really* want to be a mom 😭

I also showed them what Thassa’s Oracle is and they all want to win with that now so I may have polluted their minds a tiny bit 😅😅

Notes from my trip so far, after one casual EDH sesh with my best buddy and his twin: • They have no idea what brackets are • Their decks are almost entirely just cards that they think are fun, regardless of power level • They LOVE UB • They don’t have a single idea what’s banned or not

this weekend is going to be brutal

Am safely in MA! Crazy weekend begins tomorrow 😮‍💨

For the first time in a while… TSA DIDN’T TOUCH MY BALLS LFG!!!

t-minus 5 hours til flight 🪦

Kinnan player, sitting through a few Dungeon triggers:

last bit of hunting before my trip!

how I feel after my estrogen shot

Injection #2 down! Tried my tummy this time, way less painful. Missed a few drops because I couldn’t push it all in, and didn’t know if it was safe to go back in for the rest or not 🫣

me when I Thoracle + Demonic Consult

one more day til I’m back in Boston 😮‍💨

if I liked doing makeup it would be so over for you bitches

Got my fancy GS, did the MH Stories quest, and AT Arkveld! Now all I’ve got left is 10⭐️ Rompopolo and Proof of a Hero

can’t wait for the Team Darkside speedrun for the Proof of a Hero quest

Thinking of them 🥰💕

nothing like a 2 mile jog to get make the sads go away

the world is cruel, so I choose not to be

In two days I fly back to my hometown and see my found family, who I haven’t seen in 5 years. Warning for many incoming sadgirl posts this week

The good part of my week is sadly already over :( Tomorrow begins the roughness

we're watching the Dark Crystal show and idk how I forgot how awesome this is

I love this game so much

It’s @morganamagicka.bsky.social’s birthday today everyone go wish her a happy birthday!!

It’s @morganamagicka.bsky.social’s birthday today everyone go wish her a happy birthday!!

Kibler Elves 🍪

Being a chubby tgirl is so rough sometimes

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

crackin open a tall one

im soooo gaaaay

Gyarudos

MILF ALERT

the start of Kane’s redemption arc, before becoming one of my favorite characters in this show

I wore lingerie tonight. First time in a looong time. I’m being told I look amazing, but so many parts of my body that I’m embarrassed of are showing and I’m just like

Anybody have any cute + funny romancey movie recs to send my way? Having troubling picking something out for us to watch XD

The last game we played went to like turn 12, and ended with her at 4 and me dead to an Initiative trigger 😭 I legit can’t beat this woman in the 1v1 90% of the time

Valentine’s Day cEDH is only having games that go to double digit turns and end in a 1v1 against each other 💕

women want me, goblins fear me

endurancemaxxing my cringecel abusepilled fathoid by bruismogging him

woke wins!

This game was awesome. I used the forbidden technique (cloning Reyhan to put 9 +1/+1 counters on Kraum), took two players out, and then had to figure out how to combo win through a Swords, Solitude, Glen Elendra, Deafening Silence, and FoW in the 1v1.

damb

had the most horrifying and violent nightmare ever last night, which somehow had a good ending. wtf

my other valentine's gift from @morganamagicka.bsky.social 🥰 this collab was exclusive to Japan, so she bought the code so I could have it

sweet jesus christ a 12 turn cedh game

we are so back (I took 2 people out with a 18/18 Kraum and almost lost the 1v1)

ok updated the list. It's been like a year, so there isn't a ton to change, but yeah. Knowing me I'm going to end up cutting some more of the meta pieces for my own spice (I WANT THE MASSACRE GIRL PACKAGE BACK IN DAMNIT)

Unfortunately this would mean that I need a copy of Cabbage Merchant and Hexing Squelcher 🪦