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Women want only one thing and it's disgusting

I went to a new optometrist, and after looking at the prescriptions I take, she assumed that I was depressed and menopausal. I just agreed because it's like half true, but also like wtf

I wish the people who had so much ferver over drag shows and drag brunches had even half the same energy for trying to bring actual sex predators to justice. Release the Epstein files people have a right to know and the victims deserve justice.

My wife and I play word blitz with each other on Facebook and I've never won. At this point I feel like I'm just being vocabulary cyber bullied

Toddler diaper changing should be an Olympic event.

If you haven't gone to your public library in a while, you should. They have more than just books. Look what I borrowed for exactly zero dollars. I'm going to make an irresponsible amount of cotton candy.

I always vote based on which candidate I'd most like to have a drink with, but one of our cups is poisoned, and they get to pick which one to drink from.

This might be the prettiest gunpla kit I've ever seen. 😯

My son broke my glasses with his giant wrecking ball head. 😭 Now I have to hope I can super glue them together until I can get new ones.

I've worked two back to back twelve hour no break days and between the stress of implementing a new system at my work, and taking care of my toddler your girl is stressed

My number one professional tip is befriend your IT people. You'll likely interact with them at every stage of your career, they're frequently pretty cool people, and just like you don't want to piss off people who handle your food, you don't want to piss off the people who handle your computers.

I finished King Sorrow and loved almost all of it. I felt like the epilogue should have ended earlier and would have been a more satisfying ending for me but, otherwise I loved the rest. There are a ton of great characters and everyone needs a Gwen or Robin in their lives.

Is she gay or does she just drive a Subaru?

When I came into work today one my my people asked me if I was dressed up like Ada Wong for Halloween. I was not wearing a costume.

I'm about halfway through King Sorrow and it's shaping up to be my favorite Joe Hill book. I'm really enjoying it

She's almost done! I think this might be my favorite kit that I've ever put together. The detail is so incredible, and it feels very solid. Almost like a figure. Just one arm, decales and weapons to go.

Would you still love me if I was Gundam? 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

At a previous employer my boss asked me if I wanted to play in a golf event in lieu of work and I told him I'd rather die.

Amazing Gunpla mail day! I'm so excited to put these together. 😍

Still working on my trans pride series, where I paint one mini from each W40k and AoS faction in trans pride colors. Today, the Seraphons with the Skink Astropriest ! That mini was a real joy to paint. I really need to paint more Seraphons. Hope you like it. #warhammercommunity

I bought the New Pokemon game just to feel something, and it's actually super fun. I think gameplay wise this might be my favorite so far.

If I was a Gundam, I'd fly up and beam saber all the stupid space shit Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos have. I'd go full space bully.

I hate Blippi so much. I hate his suspenders, I hate his stupid hat. I have hate in my heart for Blippi. I hope he never has a moment of piece. I hate Blippi

I just found out my dentist got arrested for criminal sexual misconduct. WTF

I'm so excited, Chicago is so close!

Antifa broke into my house, broke my microwave, called me a bitch then rented Minecraft on the TV 38 times, and insurance won't do anything

I just found out that there's an Event Horizon prequel comic! 😮

Any other crocheters despise "The Teedo Ap," with a white hot passion?

I am very much looking forward to beating Final Fantasy Tactics again for probably the dozenth time come next week

Tariffs are making buying gunpla so much more of a pain. 😡

Going to a wedding today, I haven't worn my makeup in so long it had gone bad. 😭 My lip stain was still good though.

I want to read some horror books, I haven't read before in October. Does anyone have any good recommendations?

I pretty much only play mtg on my phone, and I don't have a problem with UB, but it's definitely a bummer to see it becoming the norm rather than the exception. It makes them feel less special, and makes me miss the days of multi block stories. Without the stories, it's hard for me to get excited.

Do I have any Trick R Treat fans that follow me? I made a little plushy Sam that almost certainly won't enact horrific punishment for not following the rules of Halloween. Pattern by ccluvcreations

I need to sell my Magic Collection, but it's so daunting, and I get nostalgic, because I've played the game off and on since I was 10. There's a lot of money in the collection though and I think my time with the paper version of the game is probably done, so I know it's something I need to do. 😞

I found out I have high blood, the last time it was getting high was due to stress, and I think I'm significantly more stressed than I was then, so that tracks.

My wife gave me my birthday present early, a beautiful set of Tunisian Crochet hooks. The case it came in is super fancy too. 😍

I've been super stressed with work, politics, and family health issues, but I'm off work this week and had a treat yourself day. I bought a Switch 2 with Donkey Kong, some bathbombs, took a nice relaxing bath, and now I'm going to catch a cheap movie at the theater.

I crocheted a little pumpkin spice latte for the fall and it has a spooky surprise! Pattern by wonder crochet

I think they should legalize all drugs. If we have to sit through the world burning, at least let us get weird with it

I feel like everyone should get an automatic no submissions asked Xanax prescription because *gestures broadly at everything

I miss the old days of silly mascots and catchy jingle marketing. Now it's just ads made to look like tik Toks with people pretending to be social media influencers.

As we get closer to Halloween, I'm going to share some horror media recommendations in case anyone feels like reading/watching something as we get closer to that October day Today are some horror comic I've enjoyed. General CW all have some amount of gore and violence

A family can be anything, it can have two moms, two dads, no kids, or just be a single Korean woman with a family size box of cookies and doesn't want to share.

My extremely silly Gundam shelf

I don't need the expensive but gorgeous yarn... I don't need the expensive but gorgeous yarn... I don't need the expensive but gorgeous yarn.......

Milf: Mom I'd like to fight

At this point it would be more accurate if they renamed it to the White Supremacy Court