I think they should make a Titanic sequel where the iceburg just starts attacking everything as a protest to climate change

Cyclops is a terrible xman and has stupid powers. Oh he's got laser eyes? Big deal, I have a laser pointer that does the same thing and was like $10. Like he's good if you want someone to entertain your cats, but other than that he dumb

Republicans are weak little babies

I miss the days of social media where people posted song lyrics pet pics and cool stuff they were eating. Now everything is just ads, bot accounts, and angry people.

I'm almost done. I love Sazabis so much

I can play Overwatch on the switch while hanging out with my toddler and I might have fallen off the team shooter wagon. 😵‍💫

We have a bunch of these weird looking mushrooms in our yard. Any fungal experts know if these are the nice ones people like?

I had a loan with double 850 borrower credit scores. I feel like I found a unicorn in the wild. 😲

Last month in The Onion:

Me to my 4 year old: I don't appreciate being yelled at by a small boy about ice cream and the ONLY reason you're getting anything now, is to positively reinforce you finally asking nicelyz so you can thank Pavlov for that 4 Year Old: Thanks Pavlov

These islands are so pretty

My preschooler's favorite pizza is pepperoni despite that he ALWAYS takes all of the pepperoni off. If we get him just cheese pizza he gets mad. I feel like I'm going mad

I was able to get a Dandan deck from the incredibly cool @magipolycarp.bsky.social! The deck is absolutely gorgeous. Wotc needs to go back to print on demand so everyone can get to experience some of the neat things they do

My son when I'm trying to figure out what he wants to eat.

It is perfectly acceptable to hate both the player AND the game.

They should unban Library of Alexandria in commander.

I hate that we live in a hellscape where everything is either AI or cake or both

I don't really care about someone's fetish or kinks and I do believe that Kristi Noem and her family deserves privacy, but her asking for the same type of grace and privacy that she actively tries to take from others makes her a hypocrite and sometimes you reap what you sow lady.

They should make Rasin Bran cereal that's just Rasin and no bran

Finished! Normally I'm stuck making sharks or dinosaurs for my preschooler's friends so it was fun making something a little more pastelish. Happy birthday Charlie! Now I can start working on my Sazabi!

My son was watching Tella Tubbies and the little sun baby was Asian. He asked us if the little baby was him.

I can have my two favorite Pokemon follow me around and hype me up while I make and decorate houses. Pokopia might actually be a perfect game.

New crochet project I'm working on for a friend of my son's b'day party this weekend. Anyone know what it's supposed to be yet?

I won every game in my TMNT draft. 🙂 Your girls still got it. I made a UR tempo artifact deck that worked way better than expected. I pulled an All is One, but I gave away my deck to the host's son to enjoy.

I'm drafting the new TMNT set this weekend, and I've been pretty out of the scene. Anyone have any tips? And no I don't want to read a guide, that's no fun.

I just scooped myself some pre dinner ice cream while my son played 4 feet away and the only thing standing between his dinner being ruined and me getting away with it was one singular hot wheel. So yes, my risk tolerance is quite high.

My son got into an argument with a friend because his friend said that "1950 Poopy butt is a hot wheel," and my son disagrees.

I can't stop playing Pokopia

If you're all caught up on Netflix One Piece, but can't get enough did you know that there is a cartoon that extends beyond the show?

I'm so disappointed that the Dandan deck wasn't print on demand. I really would have liked to have gotten one. 😞

I overheard my son playing with his toy cars say "Alright Buns of Steel, what do you got."

She's absolutely gorgeous and massive. 😍

Pokopia might be in the running for my favorite Pokemon game. I love the move from fighting to chilling and the gameplay loop is super satisfying

I really hope you can play as a ditto ditto and not a weird creepy eyed person ditto. Also this sentence is insane with no context.

Everything kind of sucks, and I'm super stressed, but maybe Pokopia will fix things

Good luck, I know I'm not going to forget how feckless and cowardly of a company Target is. Everyone now knows all your previous dei programs and lgbtq support was pure lip service. I'd say lean into the alt right they tried to court, but everyone knows maga is poor from all their trumpware they buy

The clear sazabi sold out in less than 4 minutes.... But I was able to buy one!! 😁😁😁

I get another shot at this amazing sazabi. Wish me luck fighting against the bots.

I took @hobbesq.bolasgang.com suggestion. 😁

Maybe Gunpla will become more affordable now. 😀

I always return the shopping cart, always, even if I have to kill to do it. I guess I'm just a good person.

I have decided I wish to buy a new stuffie for myself. Which should I get? My girl Retsuko or lil fluffy Sleepy Snorlax?

My toddler was singing Pink Pony Club today, being a mom is a lot of fun sometimes

I wish I had 3 arms, then I could have a dedicated punching arm that I could use even if I was playing Mario Kart

One of my employees called in suck today.

When people ask how I'm dealing with things, I just show them this graph. Also if this trajectory continues, I might be in big trouble.

I have the day off next Monday and I kind of want to go the Gundam Base in Chicago. That'd be silly to drive all that way by myself just for that though right?

I hate Stephen Miller so much, every time I see him I feel like I'm back in the pants.

i love the current white house strategy of “daily undeniable evil scandals that make them look evil and insane” i think they should keep this up